I built my first chess box
in 2003. That was interesting, because it lead me on a multi-year series
of equipment upgrades for the ostensible purpose of doing a better chess
box, and turning my own set of pieces.
Turning my own pieces never quite worked out. Making a bunch of identical
or even just almost identical bits with really teensy details proved to be
more of a challenge than I could overcome. That, and the House of Staunton just has some
incredibly nice stuff. It's hard to reinvent the wheel.
Chess box #2 isn't depicted anywhere. It was a gift for Dad, and it was
actually my third and fourth board in the same project. The first one was a
total disaster. It was so bad I covered it in goopy semi-hardened old
polyurethane to make it look even more despicable, and put it in the box on
top of the real box to trick Dad into thinking it was the best I could do. It
looked like a chess board drawn by M.C. Escher. Too bad I don't have a
picture of that hideous monstrosity, or of Dad's chess box.
Anyway, this is box #3, five years later. This project comes on the other
side of a lot of sweeping life changes. I lost my job twice. Mom died. Dad
went broke and married a lesbian crack whore in a spectacular display of going
from role model to object of pity. I finally gave up on leading Rosegarden
anywhere but oblivion. I stepped back 12 years on the career front, and
rebooted my life with an exciting and rewarding McJob at a company I dare not
name for fear of getting fired, due to their new policies for online conduct.
(Hint, it's the world's largest employer.) (DISCLAIMER: I do not represent or
otherwise speak for the nameles company in question, and if you think I do,
you're probably stupid.)
Anyhoo, here goes Chess Box #3, inspired by the $200
"tiroir" chess box from House of Staunton that probably would have
been a bargain in the long run.
The board is made of walnut and soft
maple. The frame is cherry (Prunus serotina) and mahogany (Damfino
whatspeciesisthisensis) with cherry and red oak sides, cherry drawer
fronts, and red oak legs. The whole thing vaguely resembles an Arts &
Crafts or Mission style table.
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I didn't do my usual step-by-step construction shots on this,
because I was so long out of practice in the shop that
construction proved to be a matter of plucking the whole
project from the jaws of humiliating defeat one fanstastic
mistake at a time. This was my first true success of the
entire project. The joints on this piece tray are dead
perfect. They're not too tight, but they're tight enough to
hold at a friction fit with no glue, upside down. It was
about time something went well and truly right with that
project!
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Here, the boxwood and rosewood armies are lined up for battle.
I hated to use commercial chessmen on this board, but it's
hard to argue with the quality of these pieces for the money.
This is probably their cheapest "decent" set in
wood, but it's at least an order of magnitude finer than
anything I've ever had before, and probably several orders of
magnitude better than anything I could have turned myself with
available skill using available species of wood.
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Here's a corner shot of the unpopulated board, with the piece
trays slotted home.
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Here's the black army, in rosewood, ready for battle. I love
rosewood. These pieces are incredibly awesome. I'm going to
put my fingers in my ears and say "la la la" and
try not to contemplate the raped rainforest where these came
from.
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Here's the white army, in boxwood. This reveals that I got
the board shiny enough for a reflection, but not so shiny that
the reflections are distracting. I find boxwood as a working
wood somewhat fascinating, since I have a 30-year-old boxwood
on my property that couldn't possibly yield wood big enough to
make anything of this sort. Then again, yew is a famous wood
for longbows, and I've never seen a yew remotely big
enough to make anything out of either. I guess Merry Old
England is the Texas of obscure shrub woods, because they must
grow a lot bigger over yonder.
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The trays turned out to be a mixed bag. The pieces shipped in
this cool pre-cut foam stuff that I thought would make an
excellent alternative to my usual style of tray. I flocked it
in red to make it look fancier. It actually looks vastly
better in these pictures than it does in real life. The whole
thing turned out to be a bit of a train wreck, really.
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Here are some "good tool marks" that reveal the
hand-made nature of this beast. I did the original jointing
and dimensioning cuts with power machinery, but I did the
majority of the work by hand. I did all the final
thicknessing work with assorted hand planes, and the final
surface was planed and scraped, rather than sanded. I coated
it with umpty scadillion coats of wiped shellac, rubbed out to
2000 grit, and topped off with several applications of paste
wax. It's smooth, but sort of irregular, like an old timey
window pane.
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