Stories
Christmas Cat-alog
(monolog for a cat)
by Kaitlin Hughes, age 16
I don't know what to get my human for Christmas.
I’m a little under a year old, which is fine for a cat,
but I’ve never experienced Christmas before. It seems to
be fun, and I would like to participate. By participate, I mean
giving my human a gift. I have heard her talking about it to
her friends. Silly humans do not realize that we can hear and
understand their language, simply because we cats do not possess
the correct vocal cords to respond. Anyway, my human is going
to get me a mouse toy, which could keep me amused for hours (one
cannot defeat one’s instincts). She is also knitting me
a sweater, though I detest receiving clothes. Fortunately, she
will be satisfied to see it on me once, and then I never have
to wear it again.
As I am the superior being in this relationship, I feel that
I should be at least as benevolent as my human. However,
it is not as easy to attain presents that humans like if
one happens
to be a cat. I have no money because I cannot get a job,
and if I did have sufficient funds I could not negotiate
with a
clerk
in order to purchase. Most of the time, animals are not allowed
in human stores.
I could give my human a present that I would enjoy, but
we have differing tastes. For her birthday, when
I was younger
and did
not realize the differences between human and cat likes
and dislikes, I gave her a ball of yarn that
had been lying on
the floor, after
I had worked on it for hours to unravel it and sculpt it
into a masterpiece. She didn’t like it; she wanted her yarn
in a ball. Bo-o-ring.
So I need to get her a “human” present. A day ago
I snuck into the mall and tried to take something out of a store,
but an alarm went off. They laughed when they caught me, and
called me a “cat burglar.”
However, we continue to humor the humans because they
do everything for us. We are lazy, and we like it that
way.
I am saddened,
though, that I was incapable of finding a suitable
gift for my human. It is good to show appreciation,
even if
one is
superior, for I could not maintain my current lifestyle
without her.
Here she comes in the door. She looks exhausted. She’s
carrying six large bags of presents from her last-minute shopping. “Hello,
Kitty,” she says to me. “I think I’ll wrap
these later.” She drops them at the door and sits down
slowly on the couch. I jump into her lap, curl up, and begin
purring as she pets me. “Oh, Kitty,” she sighs. “In
all this craziness, being at home with you is the greatest gift!”
Well, fancy that.
Grownup Santa
by Kaitlin Hughes, age 15
I don’t believe in Santa anymore. It wasn’t really
something I consciously chose. It was one Christmas that I realized
that Santa had not come. I was being pulled into the adult world,
full of secrets I had no desire to know. The harder I clung to
childhood, the more I was tugged away. And now I find myself,
this Christmas, no longer a child at all. I would say I was an
adult, but I’m not that, either. Truthfully, I’m
starting to wonder if anyone really becomes the child’s
definition of adult.
I ponder
these questions looking out the window, sitting on a cushioned
chair. One hand is warm, holding a mug of hot chocolate,
while the other is cold, touching the glass that has been
refrigerated by the snow falling outside.
I just wish everything could be simple again. There was a
time when children’s stories were nonfiction, when
all endings were happy, when all things had conclusions that
were obvious
and decisive.
The only
thing left now in the mug is the syrupy chocolate at the bottom.
Some people like that part, but I don’t, so
I set the mug down. The snow is letting up a bit. Usually, I
would go out and build a snowman in this weather, but I don’t
feel like getting cold right now. I stand up to get a blanket
off the couch, but as I do the doorbell rings. I sigh and walk
slowly to the door and open it.
“Hi,
I’m from the Salvation Army, and I was wondering if
you would like to make a donation. There are a lot of
families in need this holiday season.”
“Yeah,
hold on a minute.” I fish my wallet out of my jacket
pocket. It’s there because I wanted to drive
to the mall today, but decided against it because the
weather has been bad. “It’s
good of you to be doing this in the snow.”
“When
it’s cold, people need even more supplies.”
“Yes,
I suppose.” I had pulled out a five, but I change
my mind and give her a ten instead. “Thanks
for all you do.” I put the money in the bucket.
“Your
donation is greatly appreciated.”
“I
hope it will make a difference. Merry Christmas.”
“Merry
Christmas to you.”
I watch
her leave, then remember I’m letting the heat out,
and close the door.
Maybe I do believe in Santa, but differently
than I used to.
Warmth
Pennies
by Kaitlin Hughes, age 14
I don't like
Christmas. Sure, you get presents and all that, but the weather
is terrible. My mom, on the other hand, loved it. People say that
I stopped liking Christmas because that's when she died. They
can think whatever they want. I just don't like the cold.
What I love
is going to the beach. My favorite thing to do is to listen to
the waves and build a sand castle as high as I can. That would
be a great way to spend Christmas: warmth, waves, and sand castles.
I'm waddling
down the icy sidewalk in about fifty layers of clothing, and carolers
are singing "Jingle Bells" on the corner. It has to
be the most annoying song in the world. I'm just about to enter
the store to routinely buy gifts for my family, but there's this
little girl standing just outside the entrance. She hands me a
penny.
"What's
this for?" I ask.
"A present,"
she says.
"Your
mother would probably be angry if she found out you were giving
money away," I warn.
"Mommy
told me to do it, instead of getting a present for her,"
responds the girl, frowning a little. "She's sick in the
hospital. She says to give warmth pennies to other people instead
of wasting the money on her."
"What
is a 'warmth penny'?" I ask suspiciously.
The girl
smiles broadly. "Me and Mommy invented them. The pennies
have love inside, to keep you warm!"
That's not
the kind of warmth I need, but I take it anyway, to humor her.
"Thank you," I say.
I go into
the store, figuring I'll spend the penny on sales tax. But a few
minutes later, I glance back to watch the girl through the open
door. A man in a business suit embraces her. He must be her father,
I presume.
The man is
crying. "Your mother has died," he is saying. "I'm
sorry, sweetheart. They did all they could."
The child
does not cry. Instead, she hands him a penny. He scoops her up
and they disappear into the snow.
Walking back
home, carrying my presents, I can feel the penny the girl gave
me in my pocket. The man crying reminded me of how I felt when
my mom died. I wish someone had given me a "warmth penny"
back then.
I enter the
house, hide my presents in the back of the closet, and pull my
piggy bank off the shelf. There are seventeen pennies inside.
I wonder if I can turn them into warmth pennies. Maybe not by
myself, but with the help of my mother, I can.
I put the
seventeen pennies in my pocket, adding the warmth penny the girl
gave me. I can give it away too, because I don't need it anymore.
I go outside, intending to return to the store to pick up where
the little girl left off.
But first
I think I'll build a snow castle.
Nine
Eleven
by Kaitlin Hughes, age 13
“9-1-1…Please
state your emergency.”
“You’ve
got to stop them! They’re hijacking planes, crashing them
into buildings and killing people! Innocent lives—gone!
People—“
“Excuse
me, but do you have a real emergency?”
“This
is the emergency! They’re killing—“
“I’m
sorry. Prank calls to 9-1-1 are against the law.”
“No,
wait—”
Click. Boooooooooop…
“Aaaaah!”
I sat up in bed, sweating. Darn! I let myself fall asleep again.
That was the third night in a row I had that nightmare. It was
September 14.
I live in New York, and was asleep when “it” happened.
Asleep! When I turned on the news I was traumatized. I hadn’t
gone outside since.
Finally my sister came over and dragged me out of bed. “Fresh
air will do you good,” she insisted.
“I
told you, Sis, I don’t want to go outside.”
“Too
bad,” she said, as she yanked me out the door.
I gazed around
at the semi-familiar, yet different New York, squinting from the
sunshine and the smoke that still hung in the air.
My sister
began leading me by the hand through the city streets. It embarrassed
me, so I pulled my hand away and just followed her.
After a half
an hour, we finally stopped to rest, in a schoolyard where kids
often played. But not today. We sat on the benches there, in silence;
the schoolyard was still empty, and so was I.
I looked
out into the distance where the Twin Towers should have been.
There was only smoky sky.
“I
get sad, too, when I look over there,” said a voice coming
up behind me.
I turned to see a little boy, with a basketball under his arm.
He couldn’t have been more than eight or nine. He knew,
and yet he was outside playing!
“My
Dad’s a firefighter. He was gone for awhile, but then they
found him.”
“I’m glad,” I told him.
“When
he was gone, I didn’t want to do anything, but Mom made
me go to school. She said that to stay inside and be scared would
be what the terr—“ he struggled with the word, “ter-ror-ists
want, and we have to be strong.”
“That’s
right,” I said, learning from him, but pretending just to
agree.
“Jacob, time to go home!” I heard a mother call.
“I
gotta go,” he said.
“Bye,
Jacob!” I replied.
About ten
weeks later, I was having Thanksgiving dinner with my family.
I said an extra prayer for Sis and gave her hand a squeeze. If
she hadn’t cared so much, I might still be hiding from the
world, and missing out. Especially in these times, being together
is so much better than being alone.
One
Small Voice
by Kaitlin Hughes, age 13
September
11.
It was a sad
day when terrorists stole four airplanes and crashed them into
the important buildings of America, killing so many innocent people.
How could they do that? My mother tried to protect me from this
terrible news, because I’m only 8 years old, and she was
afraid I wouldn’t understand. She was right. I will never
understand how the people who call themselves Muslims could think
this was the “will of Allah.”
She had to
tell me, though, despite her better judgment, because September
11 is why my father is never coming home. He was killed in an
explosion.
The day it happened I met up with a boy on the street I did not
know, but I could tell what he was thinking about.
“Did
your parents tell you everything?” I asked.
“Yeah.
How could they do it? How could they just kill them?” the
boy responded.
“I
don’t know.”
“And
we can’t do anything! We’re at their mercy.”
“Yeah.”
My mother
is very poor and we don’t have a television, but I still
see awful things happening all around me. It gives me nightmares.
Is the world
coming to an end? Why do men hate each other so much? I pray every
day for an end to this war.
I miss my
father. I need more food. But I just want peace again.
It’s
hard being an Afghani child.
The
Best Gift
by Kaitlin Hughes, age 12
ll I wanted
was that one doll! She was the most beautiful doll in the toy
store, maybe the world. She had curly brown hair, beautiful green
glass eyes, and skin the color of pink sand. She wore a red-and-green
plaid dress with a matching bow in her hair, and cute little red
shoes. Her snow-white socks were ruffled, and she wore a necklace.
Everything
about her was perfect, down to an eyelash.
It was early
December, and I dreamed of getting that doll for Christmas. She
was the perfect doll. Every girl would want one. Of course, not
every girl would get one. That saddened me.
“Honey,
come to the car!” my mother called. I sighed and went, leaving
the window with the doll.
We could
never afford it, anyway. Such a wonderful doll was something only
richer people could afford. Children like me could only admire
it from the window. My family would be lucky to be able to stay
in our house until Christmas. I’d never get the doll, and
probably not any other presents, either.
My mom and
I drove home in our beat-up old junker. When we got home, mom
plopped the groceries for the week on the table. Later, my dad
came home. He still hadn’t found a job. Just like usual.
I went to
bed on the floor (we had already sold most of the furniture),
and drifted off to sleep, dreaming about the doll, and hugging
my tiny teddy bear to my chest.
The day before
Christmas, Mom took me on another shopping trip, and again I found
myself looking in the toy store window.
But this
time, there was another young girl, also looking in the window,
also longing for that doll. She was poorer than I. In my pocket,
I felt my tiny teddy (which I always carry around with me). I
thought that if she couldn’t have the doll in the window,
she should at least get something for Christmas.
“Here,”
I said, offering her the bear. “Merry Christmas!”
(I would
miss my teddy, but I knew she would love it too.)
The girl
refused, reached into her own pocket, and gave me a tiny cloth
doll dressed like an angel. Then she started to walk away.
“Wait!”
I called. The girl stopped, and I went to her. “Thank you,”
I said. “Won’t you at least have my bear?”
“Where
I come from, we don’t need possessions,” she said,
smiling. “But thanks.” After a pause, she pointed
to the store window. “Do you need that fancy doll anymore?”
she asked me.
“No!”
I replied, cuddling her tiny cloth doll. “This is the best
gift. It’s so sweet!”
“I’m done, then!” said the girl as she quickly
departed. I didn’t follow her. Mom returned, and we went
home.
That evening,
Dad came home happy, too. He had found a job.
The
Best Symbol of Christmas
by Kaitlin Hughes, age 11, and Doug Hughes
Christmas
Eve is a night of magic and miracles, when all the toys and decorations
come to life. Normally, they sing carols and give thanks for the
gift of Christmas, but this year—in one house—they
began to argue about which of them was the best.
“I
am the best symbol of Christmas!” said the official Star
Wars® collectible ornament, “because I remind people
of the joy and excitement they experience at the movies during
the holidays.”
The boxes
beneath the tree shook in disagreement, as the toys inside them
tried to get out.
“You’re
too violent!” shrieked Millennium Barbie®. “Two
of me are sold every minute, and everyone knows that Christmas
is about toys!”
“That’s
not true,” corrected the star hanging proudly in the window.
“Christmas is about the birth of Jesus, and I led the wise
men to Him.”
“So
did I!” said the angel on top of the tree. “I led
the shepherds to Jesus, and I also sang the first Christmas carols!”
“You’re
all wrong,” declared a small voice from the Nativity set
on the mantel. It was the plastic Baby Jesus. The other decorations
stopped arguing, and were embarrassed.
“Hey,
it’s your 2,000th birthday,” admitted Barbie.
“Yeah,
the Force is with you,” said the Star Wars ornament.
“Amen!”
sang the angel.
“You’re
definitely the best symbol of Christmas,” said the star.
“No,
I’m not,” said the tiny statue. “I’m just
a piece of plastic. The best symbol of Christmas is in the next
room.”
“The
next room?” echoed the ornaments in puzzled unison. “But
all of the ornaments are right here on the tree! There’s
no one in the next room except a sleeping child.”
“Exactly,”
said the Baby Jesus. “Children are the perfect symbols of
Christmas. Through them, I live. Through them, I bring my love
to the world. Through them, my people are reborn.”
As if to
confirm this statement, the child’s parents came in and
turned off the tree lights. They tiptoed into their child’s
room, smiled lovingly, and kissed their precious Christmas gift
goodnight!