A Little About Hazel

Hazel lives in the backwoods of the beautiful Blue Ridge
Mountains, near Edneyville, with a view of Sugar Loaf
Mountain from her front porch.

She was forced into retirement when the factory she worked
for, "Wallobys Seafood" went out of business (there was a
huge shortage of oysters and shrimp in the Blue Ridge
Mountains and the Western North Carolina Area).

She currently supplements her Social Security with Mountain
Moonshine. A delicately sweet sensation for the connoisseur,
followed by the familiar roasting and robust taste of fire her
regular customers have come to enjoy! She briefly took a
computer course when the powderpuff mechanic course
in town was too full. She now enjoys keeping up to date on
all the latest news around the world.

Even though Hazel only receives mail twice a week, she has
only the most modern ammenities in her 4 room cabin. After
inside plumming was installed last winter, the outhouse was
torn down to make room for an enlargement of her still. Her
supplemental occupation being such a success, she decided to
get a phone line, and a satellite dish, and finally pay off the
taxidermist.

The home entertainment allowed her to relax and somehow
get over the devastation of being blacklisted from the Bowling
Alley down in town. Among her prized possessions is her
statue from Graceland, her autographed Dale Earnhardt photo,
and her treasured photo of Jack Daniels on her fireplace mantle.
She has agreed to answer some of our questions, and give us
some insight to what REALLY may be going on in the racing
community!... So, in exchange for 3 pounds of beef jerky,
4 cases of moonpies, our mounted 10pt buck,and a gift
certificate to the House of Tattoos, Hazel has agreed to
answer some racing mail for us. Just send your questions to
"Ask Hazel", and I'm sure she will be hunched up over her
kitchen table,with a lip full of Copenhagen, her trusty hound
Beauford at her feet, a plate of ribs for inspiration, and an
answer to your deep burning questions about Nascar and Racing!
 

 **DISCLAIMER**
The Wizards EARNHARDT Page and those members of the Willard Family are not
responsible for anything this woman says....we cannot control why or when Hazel
decides to run a quality control swig or two of her Moonshine, and we cannot be held
responsible for her actions or her opinions in such a condition. If there are any
complaints or hurt feelings....if you have taken offense...please contact www.ohwell.com
THANK YOU


Hazels beloved Jack Daniels
She lovingly refers to him as "Mr Jack"

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