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Phillies Hash Tailgate
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Saturday, August 23, 2008 3:30 PM
Wachovia
Center Parking Lot Location C-2
Food, Drink, Baseball
The Tailgate is RSVP! Cousin It's food planning is based on this. The
sooner he knows you are coming, the happier he will be. Keep him happy.
Even a single day's notice is appreciated. If you say you are
coming, you owe him $10.00 for the tailgate (not including the tickets).
This event is BYOT (Bring Your Own Tequila)
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Food
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Drink
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Baseball
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Relax
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Who?  |
You and friends of the Hash |
| When? |
Saturday evening, August 23, 2008 |
| Party Time |
3:00 PM until 3:55 PM or midnight which ever comes last. |
| Game Time: |
3:55 PM |
| Seat Location: |
Section 413
1st Base, Upr Deck - 1st 3 Rows |
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Tail Gate
Location:
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Location C-2 in the Wachovia Center Parking Lot.
Directions:
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| Cost: |
Phillies Tickets: $22 - RSVP
Food & Beer: $10 - RSVP
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| Hosts: |
Cousin It (dreeseonon@comcast.net)
Grill Master: Baby Huey, cell (215) 768-9966 h.huge@verizon.net
BFM: Holy F*ck / (610) 529-6615 jen.mcgilloway@yahoo.com and
Popeyes's Bitch / (617) 543-9646
jasonv8z@verizon.net
Hockessin HHH: STD, moirakirk13@msn.com (610) 761-5566
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| Catered Event |
Don't Crash. We need to know if you are cuming! |
| Deadlines |
Phillies Tix: Let Cousin It know ASAP. |
| Please let Cousin It know by Thurs, Aug 21 for the food.
The earlier the better. |
| If Cousin It doesn't know by Friday night, he's screwed. |
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Cousin It's regular phone
(215) 947-2787 |
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Cousin It's game-day cell phone
(267) 304-5152 |
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Bring a chair
The New Vet has seats
The Parking Lot doesn't
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Dos:
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Don'ts:
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| Bring
a chair. |
Forget your Umbrella. Umbrellas stop rain
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| Pee
before you come |
Call the Phillies and ask about
the Hash. |
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Call the city and tell them
you don't have any anthrax. |
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Refer to you Burro as "Honey" |
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Bring Pizza |
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| What's it Cost? |
Food and Beer is $10 |
| Should I bring food? |
Unless you are a vegetarian, drink blood, or are attached to an
I.V., don't bring nothin.
I don't think I can afford Tequilla for the Margaritas, but I will
bring plenty of limes and sugar.
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| What else should I bring? |
Bring a chair and Money. |
| I want to sign up. |
email Cousin
It. |
| How do I pay? |
Cash is good. Pay Cousin It in advance for
your ticket if possible or at the game if you can work it out.. Make
sure he is expecting you. If you agree to come, you have to pay the
bastard. |
| How will I get my ticket? |
It can be mailed to you or Cousin It can give it to
you at the game. Work it out with Cousin It. |
| What if it rains? |
It will. Bring a life preserver,
umbrella, and a dry bag. |
| Can I just show up. |
Don't even think about it, unless you want to appear
on the Jerry Springer show. There won't be enough food. Food costs
money, and we don't want to waste any. |
| Neither my wife nor my girl friend are hashers. |
We don't care. To avoid confusion, please label them.
And take them with you when you leave. |
| What else? |
Cousin It needs your email address and phone number
in case there is a problem. By signing up you are committing to $10.00 |
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