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Motto:  There's more to life than reading books ... but we don't remember what it is.

Mission Statement

The Book Klub has become the most prominent, widely respected book club in the world. It is noted for the depth and breadth of its book selection, as well as the sheer quantity of materials read.

Membership

Membership is by invitation only.

Hal Osucha (phonetically "Osukha"): President (for life) Forgot to order the Pizza Medal: Prez-for-Life
Bob Benning: Committee Chairman (of all committees) Claimed illness as an excuse for missing a meeting Medal: "Bob Award" (in perpetuity)
Greg Gruzalski (aka "suck-up") Greased the Lab paperwork Medal: Mr. Nice
Dean Hartley (The Dean) A "made man" Medal: An Offer You Can't Refuse
Jim Rushton Came to a meeting! Medal: Imperfect Attendance
Tony Wright (Rev Wright) Painted his clubs with fingernail polish Medal: The Rev
Bob Cooney (the real one, spelled Kooney) Has a dual personality Medal: Golfers' Anonymous

Meetings

The Book Klub is the first book club in the world to use electronic meetings to the near exclusion of physical meetings. The esoterica discussed in its meetings must remain secret.

Committees

Charter Committee:  Chairman Bob Benning

Committees Committee: Chairman Bob Benning

Meetings Committee:  Chairman Bob Benning

Dues Committee: Chairman Bob Benning

Rules Committee: Chairman Bob Benning

Awards Committee: Chairman Bob Benning

Publicity Committee: Chairman Bob Benning

Golf Committee: Chairman Bob Benning, Honorary Chairman Tony Wright (but he lost the poster!)

At Work

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