Mo' Gorilla
By D. Sidhe: Erika
Category: Gen, het (implied), Challenge (Obscure character)
Pairing: Simon Whitethatch Potentloins/Lady Bonkers
Rating: G
Disclaimers: I own the Bicycle, and the computers. I don't own any of the rest
of this. Apologies to Koko the Gorilla. The Lipstick was originally hers. The
title and summary, of course, is a Young Fresh Fellows song by the same title,
off the album Gorilla Time. "Hey C'mon Kids, It's Gorilla Time."
Archive: If you want it, take it.
Spoilers: LGM: Planet of the Frohikes.
Beta: None. Run now, while you still have the chance.
Author's note: It's an IM conversation between Jimmy Bond and Simon. It's been
edited for spelling, but you can probably follow along.
Summary: You want mo'? You want some mo'? Well, okaaaaaaaaaaay! Everybody gather 'round and get some mo' gorilla, mo' mo' gorilla!
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J_Bond: Are you there Simon?
SWP: Yes, Jimmy, I am. How are you?
J_Bond: This is so cool. I'm talking to you and you're talking back to me.
SWP: Yes, Jimmy. I'm glad you finally figured out how to use IM.
J_Bond: Well Byers helped me. You remember Byers right?
SWP: Yes, of course. Please thank Frohike for the computer.
J_Bond: Okay, in the morning. Hey Simon, I have good news!
SWP: You're moving out?
J_Bond: What?
SWP: Merely a joke. What's your news?
J_Bond: I found a kitten! It was trapped in the dumpster and Langly was all like just ignore it, it'll get out on its own.
SWP: I never liked that man.
J_Bond: He's a nice guy really Simon. But I got her out of there and she's this cute gray kitten and she had lipstick all over her so that's what I'm calling her. Lipstick.
J_Bond: Simon, are you still there?
SWP: I'm delighted, Jimmy. Are they letting you keep this foundling?
J_Bond: What's a foundling?
SWP: The kitten, Jimmy.
J_Bond: Oh. Yeah, I get to keep her. She's not like supersmart or anything, but she's sweet.
SWP: You'll take good care of her, I'm certain. I have good news as well, Jimmy. I wanted to tell you in person, as it were.
J_Bond: Are you guys escaping?
SWP: No. Why should we? We have everything we need, which is to say, each other. And soon, there will be another to look after.
J_Bond: Are they sending some more guys? From that lab place?
SWP: No. Lady Bonkers is pregnant, Jimmy.
J_Bond: Hey! That's great news Simon! Good going, you two!
SWP: Thank you, Jimmy. We've discussed it, and we intend to name the child Jimmy.
J_Bond: For me?
SWP: Yes. Admiral Jimmy Bicycle, to be precise.
J_Bond: Bicycle?
SWP: She liked the name. Women cannot be argued with.
J_Bond: What if it's a girl?
SWP: She still likes the way it sounds. I haven't tried to dissuade her.
J_Bond: That's cool! Wait till I tell the guys!
SWP: If you like. I must get back to her now, Jimmy. Perhaps we'll talk again tomorrow. Say hello to Lipstick for me.
J_Bond: You bet! Take care Simon!
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