Yo Mama

Yo' Mama

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.

Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!

Yo mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and started singing, "I got the power!"