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I have decided to now include the long awaited (not really) and much requested (by no one)...

JD's Page of Lists!!!

You may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"  Same as it ever was.  No, really, you may ask yourself, "Why does he think I want to see a bunch of his stupid lists about his favorite things?"  Well, you've stuck with it so far, so what the hell.  This has no relation to the Nick Hornby book "High Fidelity" (or its less satisfying film adaptation) in which several of the characters compile musical top five lists usually full of annoyingly obscure songs and artists.  The boys in the record shop would probably kick my ass for such pedestrian categories and choices.  These are listed in alphabetical order as not to make the last item on each list feel any less important than the others.  I'll add to this page as I think of more silly things to list.

Top 5 Chicago Songs
"Beginnings"
"Feelin' Stronger Every Day"
"Hard Habit To Break"
"Hard To Say I'm Sorry/Get Away"
"Questions 67 And 68"
Top 5 Beatles Ballads
"I Will"
"If I Fell"
"In My Life"
"Let It Be"
"The Long And Winding Road"
Top 5 Elton John Songs
"Border Song"
"Funeral For A Friend/Love Lies Bleeding"
"Philadelphia Freedom"
"Take Me To The Pilot (Live in Australia)"
"Tiny Dancer"

 

Top 5 Girl Groups
Bananarama
The Bangles
The Dixie Chicks
The Go-Go's
The Supremes
Top 5 Steely Dan Songs
"Cousin Dupree"
"Doctor Wu"
"My Old School"
"Peg"
"Pretzel Logic"
Top 5 Guilty Pleasures
Abba
Bananarama
Bee Gees
The Carpenters
Culture Club

 

Top 5 Musicals (No, I'm not gay!)
The Music Man
My Fair Lady
Oklahoma
West Side Story
Wicked
Top 5 Songs You've Maybe Never Heard
"A New England" - Kirsty MacColl
"Christmas Wrapping" - The Waitresses
"It's A Beautiful Day" - Pizzicato Five
"Left Of Center" - Suzanne Vega
"This Road" - Squeeze
Top 5 Disco Songs
"Best Of My Love" - The Emotions
"Don't Leave Me This Way" - Thelma Houston
"Got To Be Real" - Cheryl Lynn
"If I Can't Have You" - Yvonne Elliman
"On The Radio" - Donna Summer

 

Top 5 Allan Sherman Songs
"A Waste Of Money"
"Lotsa Luck"
"Oh Boy"
"Shticks Of One And Half A Dozen Of The Other"
"You Went The Wrong Way, Old King Louie"
Top 5 Stevie Wonder Songs
"Do I Do"
"If You Really Love Me"
"My Cherie Amour"
"Overjoyed"
"You Are The Sunshine Of My Life"
Top 5 Rock / R&B Instrumentals
"Classical Gas" - Mason Williams
"Jessica" - Allman Brothers
"Love's Theme" - Love Unlimited Orchestra
"Soulful Strut" - Young-Holt Unlimited
"T.S.O.P. (The Sound of Philadelphia)" - MSFB

 

Top 5 Songs of the Holiday Season
"The Christmas Song" - Nat "King" Cole
"Please Come Home For Christmas" - The Eagles
"Santa Baby" - Eartha Kitt
"Sleigh Ride" - The Boston Pops
"Winter Wonderland" - Johnny Mathis
Top 5 Television Theme Songs
The Jetsons
Lost In Space
Mannix
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Taxi
Top 5 Beatles Albums
A Hard Day's Night
Abbey Road
Revolver
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Beatles (White Album)

 

Top 5 Albums I'll Never Tire Of
Brasil - Manhattan Transfer
Breaking Away - Al Jarreau
Graceland - Paul Simon
Rumours - Fleetwood Mac
Winelight - Grover Washington, Jr.
Top 5 Songs I'll Never Tire Of
"Change The World" - Eric Clapton
"My Ever Changing Moods" - Style Council
"September" - Earth, Wind & Fire
"What A Fool Believes" - Doobie Brothers
"What Does It Take" - Jr. Walker & The All-Stars
Top 5 Rap Songs
"Baby Got Back" - Sir Mix-A-Lot
"Can't Truss It" - Public Enemy
"Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" - Will Smith
"I Wish" - Skee-Lo
"Rapper's Delight" - Sugar Hill Gang

 

Top 5 Billy Joel Albums
52nd Street
Glass Houses
The Nylon Curtain
Storm Front
The Stranger
Top 5 Movie Soundtracks (Non-musical)
Saturday Night Fever
Sleepless In Seattle
Sharkey's Machine
The Truth About Cats And Dogs
When Harry Met Sally
Top 5 Covers of Beatles Songs
"Drive My Car" - Bobby McFerrin
"Got To Get You Into My Life" - Earth, Wind & Fire
"I Will" - Ben Taylor
"Ticket To Ride" - The Carpenters
"We Can Work It Out" - Phil Keaggy & PFR

 

Top 5 R&B Love Songs
"Don't Want To Be A Fool" - Luther Vandross
"If Ever You're In My Arms Again" - Peabo Bryson
"Just The Two Of Us" - Grover Washington, Jr.
"Just To See Her" - Smokey Robinson
"What You Won't Do For Love" - Bobby Caldwell
Top 5 Rolling Stones Songs
"Brown Sugar"
"Start Me Up"
"Street Fighting Man"
"Tumbling Dice"
"Wild Horses"
Top 5 Jackson 5 / Jacksons Songs
"ABC"
"Blame It On The Boogie"
"Dancing Machine"
"I Want You Back"
"The Love You Save"

 

Top 5 Ben Folds Five Songs
"Battle Of Who Could Care Less"
"Kate"
"Uncle Walter"
"Underground"
"Where's Summer B?"
Top 5 WDW Attraction / Parade Music
Country Bear Jamboree
Haunted Mansion
Main Street Electrical Parade
O Canada
Space Mountain Entrance
Top 5 Barenaked Ladies Songs
"Be My Yoko Ono"
"Falling For The First Time"
"If I Had $1000000"
"It's All Been Done"
"One Week"

 

Top 5 Comedy / Novelty Song Writers
Stan Freberg
Tom Lehrer
Allan Sherman
Ray Stevens
"Weird Al" Yankovic
Top 5 Musical Collaborations
"A Fairytale Of New York" - The Pogues & Kirsty MacColl
"The Game of Love" - Santana & Michelle Branch
"Then Came You" - Dionne Warwick & The Spinners
"Under Pressure" - Queen & David Bowie
"Walk This Way" Run DMC & Aerosmith
Top 5 Television Show Theme Songs
Mannix
Jetsons
Moonlighting
St. Elsewhere
Taxi

 

Top 5 Lyrics (not entire songs, but individual lines of verse)
I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass. - "Get Over It", The Eagles
Tea girls, small and sweet. Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham Suite. - "One Night In Bangkok", Murray Head
Two men say they're Jesus. One of them must be wrong. - "Industrial Disease", Dire Straits
What a fool believes he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away. What seems to be is always better than nothing. - "What A Fool Believes", Doobie Brothers
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe. - "I Am The Walrus", The Beatles

 

Top 5 Lyrics I Misunderstood
The bright blessed day, the dogs say goodnight (The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night) - "What a Wonderful World", Louis Armstrong
Somebody wiped under a dog (Somebody went under a dock) - "Rock Lobster", B-52's
I'm like a helpless child like Betty Grable (I'm like a helpless child left in a cradle) - "Take Me In Your Arms", Doobie Brothers
I'm not talkin' 'bout the linen (I'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in) - "I'd Really Love To See You Tonight", England Dan and John Ford Coley
Watching the chick inspect the ground (Watching the chickens peck the ground) - "She's In Love With The Boy", Tricia Yearwood

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