Index of things and stuff

These are links to the wit and wisdom that is me. I neglected to note specific dates written for pages published before 2003. I subsequently made an educated guess after the fact. Hey, how are you going to know anyway? Please be warned that there is bound to be something in here you will disagree with, will offend you or make you question the stability of the author. Keep your mind open and your sense of humor nearby.

   
Sixty-six April 2007 Who Is This "We", Kemosabe? and Nappy-Headed Ho Ho Ho's
bm December 2006 Daddy, Why Didn't We Do Something?
LXIV July 2006 The Only Thing We Have to Fear and Let Israel Finish the Job
BK February 2006 The Face Of Our Enemy and Trust Us, You Don't Want To See
62 September 2005 The Poor People of Paris New Orleans
lxi July 2005 The Late, Great U.S.A. and Let's Kill The Pacifists (They Won't Fight Back)
Sixty June 2005 Honk If You Have Nothing To Say and The Deep Throat Climax
bg February 2005 The Failure of HillaryCare in Tennessee and My Ox Is Being Gored
LVIII December 2004 Land of the Free, Home of the Weak and Intellect v. Intelligence
BE November 2004 Ding Dong The Rag Head's Dead and F$&% The FCC
56 November 2004 We Can Now Call The State Of Hysteria For... and New Almanac Entries
lv October 2004 The State of the Beautiful Game in the States
Fifty-four September 2004 Hocus Pocus and What A Fool Believes
ba August 2004 F*** The Iraqi Soccer Team and The Gold For Blowing-Up Busses Goes To...
LII June 2004 Do You Want To Know A Secret? and Victims Of Our Own Decency
AY May 2004 This Way To The Egress and The Two (Or Four) Americas
The bigger 5-0 May 2004 Changing Rules and Just How Wrong Can They Be?
il April 2004 War, What Is It Good For? and Take Me Out To The Ballgame
Forty-eight April 2004 Everything Old Is New Again
au March 2004 Photographic Evidence of the Lack of Intelligent Life on Earth
XLVI March 2004 ¡No Mas! ¡No Mas! and I'm Rubber And You're Glue
AS March 2004 Cleaning the Bush-Haters Laundry
44 March 2004 Dissolution of Marriage and Poll Dancing
xliii January 2004 Kill The Infidels!!! and Coalition Of The Willing
Forty-two January 2004 You're In A Heap Of Trouble, Boy
ao January 2004 We're Hypothetically #1! and Bored With The Boards
XL December 2003 A Supreme Disappointment and All The News That Is Fits Their View
AM December 2003 This Is Their Country and Stupid v. Slick
38 November 2003 A Word From Joe Average and The Mess That Is Europe
xxxvii October 2003 The Final Battle and Die, Conservatives, Die!
Thirty-six June 2003 Blackwell's Guide To Looking Hot
ai May 2003 Sodomy With A Fox Attitude
XXXIV March 2003 Bugger the French! and Draw Your Own Conclusion
AG January 2003 Give Peace A Cha...AAARRRRGGHHH!!!!!!!
32 December 2002 Hookers and Strippers and Porn, Oh My!
xxxi September 2002 Let Them Eat Cake! and This Little Piggy Went to Market
The big 3-0 September 2002 Damn Saddam and The Caring Left
Twenty-nine May 2002 Political Rock and the "Homeless"
ab April 2002 Israel's Just Cause, Pt. 2
XXVII April 2002 Israel's Just Cause, Pt. 1
Z May 2001 The N-Word and More About Guns
25 November 2000 Dimpled Chad Over Miami
xxiv November 2000 Land For Peace, The Death of Grammar and Drunk With Power
Twenty-three October 2000 Gay Alphabet Soup, The $2,000,000 Leg and Technology
v June 2000 ...7 little, 8 little, 9 little amendments, 10 little amendments to the Constitution
XXI April 2000 The New McCarthyism and The Census
T continuous A List of Lists
19 March 2000 Gay Marriage, Old Hippies and The Politics of Guns
xviii February 2000 The Tragedy of the Black Population and The Illegitimacy Problem
Seventeen January 1999 Genital Herpes, The Boomers, and SUV's
p January 1999 1998 is dead! Long live 1999!
XV December 1998 HOV Lanes and Pro Sports
N December 1998 Presidential Corruption, Holiday Hype and Deck the P.C. Halls
13 November 1998 Constitution for the New Millennium
xii October 1998 Polls and Citizenship
Eleven May 1998 Jack Kevorkian and Abortion
j May 1998 Immigration
IX December 1997 Global Warming II
H November 1997 Guide to the Best and Worst Ways to Commit Suicide
7 October 1997 Hillary Clinton, Global Warming and The Children
vi September 1997 Breasts, Discrimination and Liberals
Five September 1997  Princess Di and Random Thoughts
d August 1997 A Modest Proposal
III July 1997 The Press and the President II, The French, and Religion
B June 1997 Anti-smoking Nazis, AIDS, and The Press and the President
1 June 1997 Stupid People, Hate Crimes, Homosexuals, and Men v. Women

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