Prepare now for the most anticipated date in the history of the world!
December 21, 2012
The “Apocalypse Bear” will help you survive!
|It is rumored that I, Sir Vivor, (alias for survivor) am a descendant of Callisto, of Greek mythology.
She was turned into a Bear for having an affair with Zeus. Callisto was banished to the constellation of Ursa major, which is called Arktos, the “Bear”, by the Greeks. She has been given exceptional terrestrial powers from this experience, beyond the ability of the human imagination to fathom.
Callisto’s interplanetary mental telepathy, that is not understood by the scientific world, was bestowed on me, Sir Vivor, the ability to help alleviate the physical and emotional damage to millions, perhaps billions, of innocent people during the Apocalypse on December 21, 2012. I do not know why Callisto designated me, a plain, 14” plush bear, to help millions of people who will experience the end of the world as we know it, in December, 2012. I do know that I convey messages of hope and faith, that I am huggable and lucky and I want to do what I can to help others.
The Apocalypse Bear is 14” tall and 6” wide and takes 2 AA batteries which are included. He is an exclusive, imported item. He is programmed to speak 9 popular Bible verses when different parts of his soft, fluffy body is touched. An embroidered heart reads “Jesus Loves Me”. On the attached descriptive plaque is a complete list of items needed to survive the Apocalypse.
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