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Christmas Cheer, 1996 (Edward Quartermaine approaches Sonny & Joseph)
Sonny: Merry Christmas! How can we help you? Edward: Where's the proprietor? Sonny: We're here to serve your Yuletide needs. Edward: Good Lord...you've
added Christmas to your roster of criminal enterprises. Monica: Edward, we don't
care. We need a tree and we need it now! Sonny: You just missed him. AJ: (finds a tree) This is the one, right here. Edward: Well check it for explosives!
(Justus Ward sees Sonny, and walks over laughing) Justus: Sonny? Sonny: Ho, ho, ho to you too there counselor! Justus: Oh, this made my day! Monica: How much is this tree? Sonny: I'm gonna have to check on my list here, cause it might be reserved. Edward: Well unreserve
it! This is for the pediatric wing of the hospital, Monica: Edward, just write a check and let's get out of here.
Edward: (to Sonny) It's a dark day when I'd be writing a check to you! Sonny: Could you make that out to cash...and could you give me your picture ID please? Edward: (glares) All right, how much? Sonny: Uh, for you? I'd say about $5,000 bucks. Edward: Don't be ridiculous Corinthos. What are you doing, smuggling diamonds in it? Sonny: Well I'm just working here, you know. But if you want to bargain, tomorrow it'll be cheaper.
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