Since you've gotten here, you probably already know the basic facts about me. My name is Lise. I'm fat and over 40. I am married, have two amazingly perfect daughters (if you don't believe me, ask them, or my mother, or mother in law, or sister, or sister in law - heck, even their father agrees!). You can even examine my public bookmarks, both general and personal/political and discover more.

All of this is true, and a good reflection of what I am. However, like everyone else, there is more to me than the public face I choose to show the world. There are some things I do not share because I do not wish others to know. There are other things I don't share because I believe others do not wish to know. It is the latter category of self-knowledge that may, eventually, find it's place here.
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I have a right to Free Speach, protected by the US constitution.
You have a right Not to Know, protected only by your own sense of self respect.
In the following pages, these rights might come into conflict. If you continue, you might be offended or amused. You might be confronted by (primarily verbal) images which make you uncomfortable.
Clicking on any of the links which follow is to be construed as tacit consent to deal with language or concepts which can be reasonably described as 'adult'. It is your responsibility not to continue unless the same can be said of you.
No one will make you read this. You can return to my Home Page at any time.