Mommy, Mommy!

I never got into Helen Keller jokes. I had a low tolerance for 'Dead Baby' jokes. But I was always rather amused by 'Mommy Mommy' jokes. Now that my kids are old enough for them, well, I can't remember that many. Here are the ones I have:

Mommy, Mommy! watch me walk around in circles!: Shut up or I'll nail the other foot to the floor.
Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's Guts!: Shut up and eat what's on your plate.
Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to China: Shut up and keep digging.
or
Shut up and keep swimming.
Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!: Shut up and get the marshmallows.
Mommy, Mommy! What's an Oedipus complex?: Shut up and kiss me!
Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?: Shut up and keep digging.
Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff?: Shut up or you'll wake your father.
Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kids?: Shut up and deal.
Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!: Shut up and get away from the dart board!
Mommy, Mommy! Grandma has a bruise: Shut up and eat around it
(blame soul_survivor246 (at) yahoo (dot) com)
Mommy, Mommy! Quick, get me a spoon.: Why?
Sister's puking and brother's getting all the big pieces!
(blame Robert)

Mommy Mommy Jokes