What these groups have in common (besides music and Mystery Science Theater) is that I can usually count on each group to give me two or three good laughs a day. Lately I've been finding less and less time to update these pages, so I've finally decided to stop collecting. But here's the good stuff that I found while I was at it:
January through June, 1999
July through September 1999
October through December 1999
January through April 2000
May 2000 through August 2000
October 2000 through March 2001
Anyway, I read several MSTings on the web, starting somewhere around 1995, and I've always wanted to do one myself. I came very close once, when someone posted a tremendously pretentious music review to rec.music.progressive, but for some reason I never got around to it. Finally a text came to my attention that I just couldn't resist, and so I wrote my first (and so far only) MSTing. Hopefully, I'll find time to do more in the future, because this one was a blast. It practically wrote itself.
So, here it is, my first MSTing - Charlton Heston's "Winning the Cultural War". Since I never do anything the conventional way, this isn't a MSTing of a fanfic - it's more along the line of a commentary on a right-wing, pro-gun, anti-political-correctness rant from Mr. Heston, which sets out to champion free speech and instead ends up arguing against it. If you're extremely conservative, or a member of the NRA, and have no sense of humor, you should probably skip it. Otherwise, enjoy!