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The Episodes!
These are the episodes of Jhonen's Zim documentary!! Please feel free to take my pictures, but only if you credit me. They took a lot of hard work, with only earth technology at my disposal! The Nightmare Begins! - The first episode. Many Irkens meet at Conventia for the Great Assigning, where Invaders are assigned to enemy planets. Zim shows up at the end, late, and the Allmighty tallest try to get rid of him. When he says he wants another chance, they send him on a wild goose chase to a "secret planet". Little do they know, that they just sent Zim to a real planet. Earth. Zim and his robot, G.I.R., make a house and Zim enlists in "Skool" where he meets Dib, the only human to notice the fact that Zim is an alien... Parent Teacher Night! - Zim is obligated to take his parents to Parent Teacher Night, the only hitch being that Zim doesn't have parents. Mrs. Bitters, his teacher, points out that he has to, because he said he would (Mrs. Bitters taped it). Zim takes his fake robotic parents, and sits them in a room where they're supposed to be watching the "Proper Earth Parenting" video. G.I.R., however, wants to watch cartoons and such, making the parents observe the most un-Proper Earth Parenting information possible. They really make a splash at Parent Teacher Night... Walk of Doom! - Zim fixes G.I.R.'s guidance chip so that he would be better than even the standard S.I.R. robots. He decides to test it by going out into the city, and having G.I.R. find their way home. Unfortunately, G.I.R. leaves the chip at home, to make room for a cupcake, and Zim is left to use Irken intuition to find his way home... Bestest Friend! - The students at "Skool" notice that Zim has no friends to speak of. Zim decides to get one, just so that the kids dont get suspicious. He has an "audition" of sorts, and tests a few kids to figure out who should be his friend. Zim chooses Keef, a rather shy student, to be his friend, and Keef becomes close to Zim. Zim doesn't want Keef to be close, and decides to break up with the friendship, but Keef doesn't like the idea that much at all... Nano-Zim! - Dib manages to sneak into Zim's house and take a picture of him without his human disguise. G.I.R. had left the window and the door open, which Dib sneaked into. Zim decides that the only way to save himself is to erase Dib's memory. He goes inside his body and makes his way to the brain. Dib gets his sister Gaz to help, and Zim and Gaz fight inside Dib's brain, video game style... Germs! - Zim and G.I.R. watch a movie about an alien race being destroyed by human germs. They laugh about it, but afterwards Zim decides to follow up on his research. He asks his computer about germs, and it tells him that many alien races have been thwarted by the tiny menaces. Zim orders some germ-seeing goggles, and screams aloud after seeing his lab covered in little green germs. He purchases some antibacterial spray, and fights off the germs, as he tries to find a way to avoid the tiny terrors... Dark Harvest! - Zim gets hit with a dodgeball at recess, and yells, "AACK! MY SQUIGGLEY SPOOGE!" Dib notices, and points out to a not-caring Gaz that there isn't an organ called a "squiggley spooge" in a human. Dib had ordered some x-ray goggles, and they come to the skool. He looks at Zim with them, and sees that there isn't a human organ in his body. When a pigeon lands on Zim's head in class, Mrs. Bitters sends him to the nurse, for a case of "head pigeons". Dib tells him that it wont be hard for the nurse to notice that he doesn't have human organs. After that comment, Zim starts going around and switching people's organs with food items and such, and eating the organs. Dib finds out, and realizes that it's up do him to stop it... Attack of the Saucer Morons! - As Zim tests the human law enforcement vehicles for explosion on contact witht the pavement, a bee collides with his Zoot Runner, sending it crashing into the ground. Zim sends for G.I.R., but doesn't get a reply, 'cause G.I.R. is out at a disco. As Zim walks home to get a retrieval unit, a man who had watched the whole thing from a ladder stares wide eyed. The banner which is hanging near him says "Alien Convention, This week". He changes it to "today" and climbs down from the ladder. Zim finds his crash site empty, and his ship being put on display in the alien convention. Zim knows he has to get it back, or else he will fail his mission... The Wettening! - One day, after Skool, it rains, much to Zim's surprise. Dib teases him, saying, "What, don't they have rain on your planet?". Zim sticks his finger out from under the Skool overhang, and it starts hissing and burning. Dib sees it, and Zim denies it, walking out into the rain. His whole body starts burning, and Dib laughs. When the rain stops, Dib hits Zim with a water balloon, thus starting a massive, high tech water balloon war... Career Day! - Mrs. Bitters gives the class a test to see what they'll be doing for the rest of their lives. The results come out, and Zim turns out to only be fit for Meat Preparation, which fits his earlier banishment to Food Courtia. Dib, however, turns out to be a Paranormal Investigator, which makes him very happy indeed. They are paired with an adult member of their profession, and Zim is taken to work at "MacMeaties". Dib goes with the Paranormal Investigator, and finds out about a "fake" phoenomenon, the "Galactic Equinox Theory". It says that every year (I think), on this day at five o'clock, that all aliens living off their own planet will go through a hidious molt for a few seconds. Dib has to get the Paranormal Investigator to go find Zim, who is going through the molt that very day... Battle-Dib! - Dib has arranged a meeting with his fellow "Eyeballs", a group of paranormal activists, so to speak. He will present his findings on Zim before the group, but first he must get his dad, Professor Membrane to sign a permission slip. He goes to the studio where his dad films his show, "Probing the Membrane of Science", and can't get past the guards. He intends to get into the audience to see his dad, but has to go through some very hard tests first... Room With a Moose! - When Zim looks over some previous tapes of what his classmates do to him (tripping, making fun of him, etc.), he becomes enraged. He makes a surprise field trip for everyone in Ms. Bitters' class but him, and they all get on the bus....but Dib knows something's up. When he looks out the window, he sees the same dog go by about every minute. Can Dib save the kids before Zim plunges them into certain doom? Hamstergeddon! - After the school board tries to help misery in children by assigning a classroom pet to Ms. Bitters' classroom (a little hamster named Peepee) Zim formulates another plan for the domination of Earth. Using the "cuteness factor" of this....Peepee.....if he could enlarge him to a massive size, he could control everyone on the planet!! Unfortunately, Peepee goes rampage, and Zim has to stop him before Peepee desroys his base..... Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain! - In a freak accident containing an artificial intelligence brain, a rubber moose and Gir's head, Gir's mind is transported from his body to the house's computer...scary, huh! So now Gir controlls the whole house. He does all sorts of comical things, including forcing Zim to "do a little dance" to the doom song. Gir tries to cheer Zim up by showing him endless junk on many tv sets, and Zim tries to outlast Gir by just watching them....fat chance. A year passes (most likely an exaggeration, I mean, doesn't he have to go to skool?) and Zim cracks. Suddenly a commercial for Krazy Tacos comes on, and Gir transforms the house into a dog in order to quench his hunger for tacoooosss..... Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy! - The ep starts out with "Probing the Membrane of Science", where the Professor gives a lecture on why you should not fool with the past. He gives an example of how messed up the present could be by showing the time machine, which can take objects and switch them with ones in the past. Zim has one in his lab, and prepares to use it on Dib's past. He tries to send a Hunter/Destroyer robot back in time, but it wont accept it. He grabs Gir's rubber pig, and throws it at the robot, but it bounces off and goes into the time portal, thus beginning a chain of freak accidents involving pigs in Dib's past... Planet Jackers! - Zim is looking through his telescope, checking out how the other Invaders are doing. He sees that they're doing much better than him, and gets mad, but then it turns static. GIR didn't do anything, and it makes Zim wonder. He gets a theory, and tries to test it out by using Dib's telescope in replacement for his broken one. Dib doesn't trust him, and kicks him out. Zim goes in his voot runner and takes to the sky, only to crash into it. His theory was proven correct. The Earth was stolen by the Planet Jackers, a race which steals planets and tosses them like firewood into their dying sun. They enclose the earth in a metal orb, with TV screens on the inside to project a fake sky. Zim plans to take the earth back, so he can destroy it himself... Rise of the Zitboy! - When Dib tries to sneak by Zim's defences dressed as a rather large, and paper mache squirrel, Zim gets apprehensive. He throws Dib off his lawn, but Dib allures to the fact that there is a flaw in Zim's defence system. Zim is curious...and GIR orders a pizza! Gir gets cheese all over Zim, triggering a kind of Irken Acne. Zim gets a really large zit, and it is filled with pus that you can see through the transparent skin around it...GIR draws a face on it, and suddenly gets hypnotized by it when it wobbles around. Zim puts a fake suit and pants on it, and names it Pustulio. Maybe he can use it on Dib to find out what's wrong with his defences... Plague of Babies! - When a baby sees Zim without his costume, he freaks out and tries to get rid of him, only to be thwarted by his extremely horrible poopy smell. Gir tries to convince him that it's just a cute little baby, and Zim believes him. That is, he beleives him only until a group of babies infiltrate his house, and reveal that they're really warriors of the alien race of the Nahr-Gohk, and they want his ship to get them home... Bloaty's Pizza Hog! - Dib tries to infiltrate Zim's house, claiming that he "knows most of his defences", but picked a really bad day to do it. It's family night out, and Gaz gets to choose where they go. She, of course, chooses Bloaty's Pizza Hog, but Professor Membrane wont go unless Dib is with them. Dib sends a message to Gaz on her spiffy comm watch, saying that he got in, but then Zim captures him. It's up to Gaz to save her brother, and on top of that get some pizza...or maybe it's the other way around... Balognius Maximus! - When Dib throws a piece of balogna on Zim during lunch, and it fizzles and burns and stuff, Zim tries to get back by inserting Balogna DNA into dib via a small pin. What will happen when Dib strikes back? Only the MEEEATS OF EEEVIL know... Game Slave 2! - Gaz rushes to the mall, with Dib in tow, trying to get the newest Game Slave 2. Dib comes at Prof. Membrane's suggestion, but Gaz makes up a story about a Chupacabre to get him away...then she meets Iggins. This guy can talk, and when I mean talk, I mean TALK! He talked solidly through a wait of about 200 people...wow. But when he takes the last Game Slave 2, stating that he was Clarence Wong, come to pick up his reserved copy, Gaz prepares to encur her wrath... Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom! - Dib starts seeing visions of a parallel dimention where everything is.....spooky.....and everyone thinks he's insane, so Ms. Bitters sends him off to the funny farm. He starts staying longer and longer in the nightmare world, and he thinks he's going to stay there forever if he doesn't hurry up and figure out what's wrong with him. Informed by one of the nightmare creatures that the world exists inside Dib's head, and everyone wants out (having to go through Dib's head to get out) Dib resorts to the only way to save himself.....Zim...... Door To Door! - The ep starts out with another one of Ms. Bitters' insightful experiments that show our economy's present condition: THE PERILOUS HOUSE OF CARDS! Then she shows a video to the students that has the "Gangsta' POOP DOG!" from poop cola advertising their latest fundraiser. They show the prizes, but Zim is only interested in the mystery prize. He wants it. Badly. But to do it, he has to sell an amazing amount of poop candy bars, which coincidentally, are made entirely of sawdust.... FBI Warning of Doom! - Gir watches "Intestines of War" about 100 times, but never takes it back to the rental place. Zim gets mad at him for just sitting there watching it, but freaks out when he sees the FBI Warning at the beginning of the tape(Which I have made on my home page). He goes insane, trying to get the movie back on time, and breaks into the mall, which is closed. The mall security chief, Slab Rankle, notices he's there, and goes into combat mode, trying to stop Zim from completing his mission... Battle of the Planets! - Zim's Mars probes have come back with information about its surface, which shows signs of intelligent life that once lived there. The tallest don't think much of it, still laughing insanely from talking about his past brodcasts, but Zim decides to investigate. He discovers that the whole planet was designed to be a controllable ship, and one other planet was also engineered similarly. Dib finds out about his plans (with no help from NASA) and with the help of Agent Darkbootie goes to Mercury to try and stop him in a ferocious BATTLE OF THE PLANEEEEETS!!! Abducted! - Some aliens (formerly seen from Jhonen's comics) come to Earth, in HORRIBLE disguises, and try to abduct Zim as a specimen of the Human race. Zim tries to convince them as such, but they still don't get it, even after he AND GIR take off their disguises. Zim tries to escape, before they perminently duct tape them to the juice....THE JUICE!!! The Sad, Sad Tale of Chickenfoot! - A Mysterious Mysteries of Strange Mystery episode shows Dib how obviously desperate they are for ratings, by giving out the story of "Chickenfoot". After investigating further, Dib finds out that the workers at Chicken Lickin' (I think that's what it's called) are a bunch of looneys. But that's not all. He found out where Chickenfoot lives, and tries desperately to prove Chickenfoot a fraud.. Megadoomer! - Well whatta you know. The whole mishap in this episode begins with a disgruntled postal worker!!! HEEHEHE! He was mad about the Irkens taking over his planet and turning it into a shipping planet, and he switched the adresses on two large packages. One was filled with a cloaking robot called the Megadoomer, supposed to go to Invader Tenn, and the other filled with broken SIR units headed for Zim...but now it's the other way around.... Lice! - Melvin brings lice into the school, and Ms. Bitters calls the evil De-Louser. She tries various odd methods of delousing, and rants about the so-called "Lice Queen". Everyone in school is being experimented upon, even Zim and Ms. Bitters, the only two people who weren't affected by the lice. When Dib and the De-Louser actually discover the Lice Queen's nest underneath the school, they'll have to rely on the power of Zim's "Superior Skin" to destroy it... I think Tak the Hideous new girl goes in here, but I didn't see that one, so.....yeah.
Mysterious Mysteries! - The guy from Mysterious Mysteries runs out of good material, and is reduced to using something from the back room, entitled the "Dib Files". He ends up doing a report on Zim and Gir, in the style of a talk show. There are various dramatic reenactments of the film Dib got of Zim, and Gir's face is fuzzed out.......quite an insane episode. Future Dib! - Proffessor Membrane designs a machine that will either eliminate the need for any kind of fuel, or destroy everything on the planet. Zim decides to help it do the latter, and sends a robot version of Dib to the real one, but Dib thinks it's a future version of himself...the real Dib eventually gets trapped, leaving the way open for Zim to initiate his plan to eradicate all life on the planet... Gir Goes Crazy and Stuff! - Zim's had enough of Gir being incompetant, and decides to do something about it. He puts a behavioral control module thingy in Gir's head, and sets it to a dangerously high obediance level. The result, is that Gir becomes too aware of the mission for his, and Zim's, own good. He sees Zim as a threat to the mission, and tries to do away with him... Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom! - Dib throws a muffin at Zim, and he vows to find out the culprit. That night, Dib is visited by alien shoes that give him amazing power and seeming good luck. He makes Zim give up, and turn himself in. Then there are various scenes of his accomplishments as he gets older, only to end as if he's been telling the story of his life on a talk show (not to mention being very old...). The host divulges the information that he did, indeed, throw a muffin at Zim, and it turns out that the whole episode was just a hologram so Zim could find out if it was Dib who threw the muffin....yeah. Sure. Crazy episode. Heh. Hobo-13! - I didn't catch the very beginning of this ep...it was where they started showing only 15 minutes on fridays. Anyway, The Tallest send Zim to a military training camp in the hopes that he might not survive. Yet, the question soon becomes, can his teammates survive HIM? Walk For Your Lives! - THEY......DIDN'T.....SHOW THIS ONE!!!!!!! ARGH! Stupid Oh Yeah Cartoons.....  |