SUV suck hate mail


Here are responses that I have gotten for my article. I will leave it to the reader to draw his/her own conclusions.

Names have been deleted by default unless I am asked to include them. I am also not including complimentary responses.


  1. Received Oct 16 1997
  2. What the hell??
    
    That was the dumbest thing I have ever read in my entire life. Yes, I
    hate 2 wheel suvs, they are station wagons in my book. But, if you ever
    degrade my fullsize Blazer again, or my friends, or my dad suburban, and
    my moms suburban, I will drive over your most likely,  little accord
    driving ass. 4 wheel drive suvs are off road vechiles. They need high
    ground clearance, solid axles, big engines, and plenty of room. What you
    describe as a good suv is uhhhm nothing avaiable in our times. You want
    areodynmaic? By a car. You want a good soft ride, ride in a water bed.
    You want power, well by a Blazer or Bronco. You want good gas mileage
    drive a car.
    


  3. Received Oct 29 1997
  4. I looks like you need a hobby, or a career or something.
    


  5. Received Dec 5 1997
  6. After reading your  artical I was totally amazed at how much missinformation
    and generalization could be put into one artical.  If you want a vehicle that
    rides like a car buy a car.  If you want safety by a vehicle with airbags.  If
    you want economy buy a light weight small engine car or motorcycle.
    
    Your arguments for not buying an SUV because they are over priced shows little
    understanding of capitalism and makes me wonder if maybe you just might be a
    card carrying commie.  To quote Marshall Feilds "Give the lady what she wants"
    this embodies the spirit of capitalism.   If automakers are making large
    profits from SUV sales then you should ask the automakers who don't have an
    SUV on the market WHY NOT.  
    
    In your attack on the leaf spring you make some good points.  Of course anyone
    who has crawled up under a vehicle with a coil spring suspension has noticed a
    lot of extra hardware.  And by the way that extra stuff requires extra
    engineering in pre production and production of the vehicle.  And oh yeah THAT
    DRIVES THE PRICE UP!  Just look at a Porch. or MB.  they handle realgood and
    ride nice and you pay the price.  Bottom line give the engineers enough time
    and enough money and the can design just what you want.  
    
    I could go on and on pointing out the flaws in you article but it will
    probably fall on deaf ears or be like talking to a brick wall.  I would like
    to address one more  point, that of safety,  go back to basic physics and you
    will see that the heavier object allways wins. 
    


  7. Received May 9 1998
  8.      It is obvious that you have never driven a Grand Cherokee. Carlke
    ride,no leafsprings,aerodynamic,unibody construction and full time four
    wheel drive is a big saftey advantage! You must drive a little , cute
    sports car like the little girl across the street drives.
    


  9. Received Aug 19 1998
  10. YOU   SUCK    IDIOT
    

  11. Received Jan 31 1999
  12. so why did you go to all this effort of creating a web page etc., to attempt
    to deter people from buying a suv?? why is it that no one is putting up web
    pages attacking subarus and other soup cans?. why not just drive what you want
    to drive and not worry so much about your neighbor. i personally find all this
    uproar over suv's amusing, since its the same people who seem to get
    "involved" in other things that are none of their business. 
    


  13. Received Feb 28 1999
  14. Dearest Eliot,
    
      I think you're a little pansy and if i ever catch your chinker car
    driving ass on the road I'll squash you with my 77 jeep. It may only have
    a 351 Winsor but it's enough to run over your pansy ass. By the way, I've
    tried to work on those little rice burners, I couldn't even fit my hand
    in the engine compartment. As for getting under them, that's out of the
    question. And if you're ever in Virginia, I'll take you
    four-wheelin'....Oh yeah, I forgot about your....car.
             
                                         Matt
    


  15. Received Mar 18 1999
  16. 
    I agree with you fully.  I also have a very small penis..and resent
    ANYONE with ANYTHING bigger than mine.  I have a lovely little Tercel
    Wagon..and I think that is as big a vehicle as ANYONE should be
    allowed to buy.  Being a liberal bunny hugger..I think we should set
    up a new govt. dept. to solve this problem..because after all...the
    proleteriat knows better what is good for everyone else.....let's call
    it the ReichsMinistry Of Vehicles....and get some snappy black
    uniforms for the Vehicle Size Inspectors......those rich bastards who
    have big heavy boats and trailers...and the guys who do the work of
    this country..and need heavy vehicles to carry heavy loads...screw
    em....get with the program..we are going to off shore all our
    technical talent and industrial work anyway...so who needs big
    vehicles...a Honda Accord should be FINE for going down to the
    Unemployment Office.....
    
    


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