THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ALMOST ANY CRISIS
- Indecision is the key to flexibility.
- Convincing yourself a bad idea is a good idea is a bad idea.
- There is no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
- All general statements are false. {The Universal Law}
- Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were
a
member of Congress; but I repeat myself. -Mark
Twain
- Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
- Genius
may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
-- Elbert Hubbard
- It may be a small world but don't ever volunteer to paint it.
- Happiness is merely the absence of pain.
- Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
- Sometimes too much liquor isn't enough.
- Bigamy is having one spouse too many. Monogamy is the same. -Oscar Wilde
- Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry. -Spanish Proverb
- In most cases, the facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
-Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. -- Euripides
-Alimony is a fine levied
against a man who won't
stay single and can't stay
married.
-
The controlled application of terror is a form
of communication.
- He who thinks logically is a nice contrast
to the real world.
-
The art of prophecy is difficult, especially with
regard
to the future. (perhaps by Mark Twain)
-
There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee.
--
Lester J. Pourciau
-
You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with.
-Wayne Dyer
-
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
(the
Republican axiom)
-
Everything should be made as simple as
possible,
-- but no simpler. - A. Einstein
-
Women have many faults but men have only two;
everything
they say and everything they do.
- Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
- I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
- Against logic there is no armor like ignorance. -- Lawrence J. Peter
All
the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.
-- Sean O'Casey
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. --
Henny Youngman
-There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
-
People who insist on sharing their religious views
never
want to hear any of yours.
- If
you had to identify, in a word, the reason why humans will not
achieved
their full potential, that word would be "meetings."
-
The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to
annoy
the people who are not in them.
-
If God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories,
decides
to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His
messenger,
a person on cable TV.
- Do not confuse your career with your life.
- No matter what happens, somebody will take it way too seriously.
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When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one
individual
who perceives a solution and is willing to take command.
Very
often, that individual is an idiot.
- Your friends will love you, anyway.
-
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance!
- Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
- All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
- If you can
smile when everything is
going wrong, you have someone to blame.
- One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
- There are only two theories
on how to win an argument
with a woman. Both
are incorrect.
-There's always an easy solution
to every human problem—neat, plausible, and wrong.
H.L. Mencken
- By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
- Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. -Brendan Gill
- An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance.
- There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
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In
the midst of great pleasure, make no promises.
In
the midst of great anger, answer no letters.
- Chinese Proverb.
