If G.W. Bush did, as your story (September 11, 2004) suggests, break his contract with the United States to undertake service in the National Guard; and if the consequence of breaking that contract are a recall to active duty; then I have a suggestion.
I understand that there is a shortage of troops in Iraq. Recalling G.W. Bush to the colors would seem to be poetic justice.
I understand he is a dab hand at food service. There is a Mess Hall in Iraq that could use his services.