Quotes of the Day Drewboy Style:

January 2, 2003

"Mmmmmmmmm, sacrilicious...."

January 3, 2003

"would you like some apple pie with that? da da da da"

February 23, 2003

"Even as a butcher I always dreamed to be a dancer."

April 6, 2003

"Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle... And a clean pair of shorts!"

April 9, 2003

"That's us, live and don't learn!"

April 12, 2003

"The food tasted like yesterday's leftovers... But     something kept me going and I finished it."

April 17, 2003

"I swim turtle style!"

April 18, 2003

"I reckognize this orange from the last time I came."

April 20, 2003

"You're missing two words in front of lethal in "I am lethal..." Anything but."

April 25, 2003

"I don't act and talk like an adult."

May 3, 2003

"Damn, you look fine!"

May 6, 2003

"I respect George Bush from the bottom of my ass."

May 11, 2003

"Um, I'll just let you three handle this..."

May 19, 2003

"Dammit, bobby!"

May 28, 2003

"Bumble bee Doughnut"

May 31, 2003

'Can you use it in a sentence, please?' 'I didn't know whether the weather would let up.' - The Simpsons 300th aniversary episode

June 10, 2003

"That flame color is off the HOOK!"

June 13, 2003

"Sex?  Yes, please!"

June 21, 2003

"You've got toh get outa heere, they're trying to tehk my tortillas!" - Pablo Fransisco

June 25, 2003

"If you avoid Zelda because you think it's 'Childish,' you are shooting yourself in the foot" - Games Magazine at Barnes & Noble

June 28, 2003

"It's Context sensitive... That means... It's sensitive... to context." - Bad Fur Day

June 30, 2003

"Wand still in jeans? Both buttocks on?" - Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix

July 1, 2003

"Yes, Satan?" - Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.

July 13, 2003

"I'm sure glad that food nipple's waiting for me at the starship, cause I've worked up a big, grunty thirst!" - Halo

July 15, 2003

"This is the end baby. Hold me." Sarge, from Halo, Legendary end

July 22, 2003

"Excatly. Neither am I. I SWARE! SWARE! S-W-A-R-E to GOD! OK! If I am lying, I;m going to hell. But I'm not! N-O-T!" - the stupid forum idiot who thought he spelled correctly

July 27, 2003

"Jumbo Victoria" - Ssej

August 1, 2003

"Batman! It's really you!' 'Um... Am I missing something?"

August 3, 2003

"Dodging is Missing with skill" - Thyraxor

August 11, 2003

"Son of a bitch! Son of a BITCH! Son of a Bitch!" - Red Vs. Blue

August 25, 2003

"'I can't swallow that!' 'Good thing, it's a suppository!'" - Futurama

August 27, 2003

"Hey Stinkoman!" - Homestarrunner

September 4, 2003

"You're ugly too, so stop f*cking mailing me about it." - Penny Arcade

September 10, 2003

"Excuse me if I'm a dumbass!" - me

September 16, 2003

"Ai, ai ai! Come right on in! I'a give you real pasta, not tha crrap I give the rest of the people!" - The Simpsons

Bonus Quote - "If they like ugly chicks, good for them." - The quote, told to me by Phat

September 21, 2003

"Ha cha cha!" - My neighbor

Bonus Quote - "I've got a comprimise. Your both gay, so shut up." - me at school

Super Bonus Quote - "How many of you think you did a super duper pooper scooper job on your quiz?" - My social studies teacher

Ultra Bonus Quote - "The Z-box" - my dad during summer

October 16, 2003

"I'm uh... Ardvark... Yeah, my parents were hippies." - Penny Arcade

Bonus Quote: "...And since you're the only one that pre-ordered [n-gage], we were really hoping you could come." - Penny Arcade

October 19, 2003

"I think you should take points away from Trey because I couldn't figure it (a riddle) out." - Mr. Mermann, my 6th grade Science teacher

October 25, 2003

"I'm gonna have sex with something Halo-related. Or get a Halo Action figure. They're the same." - Drewboy64

October 29, 2003

"If you were a man, I would bite you!" - Logan Finley

Bonus Quote: "And he got up and hit me <Boom!> ...And the pain... Was tremendous." - Bill Cosby

Pooper Bonus Quote: "A friend of mine works at Sears, and he says they've got no moving platforms or open furnaces." - Penny Arcade

Another Quote: "C-c-co-oh-oh-ome o-on in, dear! T-the wah-ahter's f-fi-i-ine." - Bill Cosby

November 3, 2003

"And remember, Deedlit is SUPER SEXY!" - Me from Weekly Waves

Bonus Quote: "Ssej and Sarah gonnaa geet it oon, ooh yeaaah!" - Phat singing to a Sonic song that sounds like someone browsing pr0no

Quote of Lah: "Like a Gay Gopher!" - Phat's friend. Hah.

November 17, 2003

"If I were Jade I'd kick Nick in the balls and tell him to be a man" - Lauren Quelette from my school

Bonus Quote: "(After Nick said he would give a trillion gold bars for his true love) I bet if they were chocolate he wouldn't" - Lauren

Bonus Quote Again: "I said to Harmony, the earth isn't a garden, so stop being a hoe." - Again, Lauren.

December 26, 2003

"I bet if they were chocolate he wouldn't" - Lauren from my school after being told Nick would give a million bars of gold to his true love.

Bonus Quote: "Are those boobs on my head?" - the gatemaster guy in Little Nicky or wtvr.

Super Quote: "Yes, do the hula! Hula like crazy!" - some weirdo from sesame street.

Ultra Quote: "'Yes, do the hula! Hula like crazy!' - some weirdo from sesame street." - one of my idiotic quotes.

Another Quote: "Augh! I won't be able to capture her! Her voice will destroy my castle! Quick Mario, do something super!" - Bowser in Mario & Luigi

January 31, 2004

"Boobrific!" - me

"Albatacular" - me

"Sony is an American company, not a Japanese company!" - an idiot at my school. DoubleTa.

March 14, 2004

"She's Lonely... Give her company..." - A thing from a pic of a bikini babe I drew.

Bonus Quote: "'Course every twenty-eight days I get a little irritable." - Bill Cosby talking about taking Midol Pills (For the punctuation called Period. Period.)

Super Quote: "She brought up a box and gave us each an old, dried up, brown, nasty tastin', gag-ya, stick you in the throat graham-cracker." - Bill Cosby talking about Kindergarden.

March 27, 2004

"I can't believe how wonderful of the American Medication!"

May 1, 2004

"I asked someone what was so great about cocain, and he said, 'well, it intensifies your personality,' and I said, 'Yes, but what if you're an asshole?'" - Bill Cosby

"Hey, hey, hey, do that trick again!" - Bill Cosby/Fat Albert. See WW.6 for more details.

"Hacha is a way of life." - Phat just about a minute ago from when I'm typing this.

"Yes." - Bill Cosby from Niagra Falls (kinda reminds me how Phat said PERFECT and said it was from Firefly thought it could be from anywhere). Yes.

May 15, 2004

"I'm not Link... But, I do know him." - Nintendo God, Miyamoto.

June 3, 2004

"Hi, I'm a brute from Halo 2. I enjoy walks along the Silent Cartographer beaches. THE END." - a Dfilm movie Phat sent me a while ago.

"Woooww..." - Homer

June 27, 2004

"Freedom, freedom, freedom, OYE!" - Zoidberg

October 2, 2004

"Hey... ... ... Shut up." - Stewie from Family Guy

October 7, 2004

"Babes, Mom. I gotta look cool." - Calvin

November 3, 2004

"No enemy has ever withstood our might." - Prophet

"I will continue my campaign against the humans." - Elite

"There are things about halo even the heirerarchs do not understand" - Elite

"There are those who say this day would never come... What are they to say now?" - Prophet

"I need a weapon." - Master Chief.

January 2, 2005

"I shouldn't say this, but if you are that desperate for sex, just turn to porn" - a highschool kid talking to us about... Abstinence?

"If a girl has herpes in her mouth and she gives you a (wind) (occupation), then you could get herpes, too." - the same guy.

January 18, 2005

"CAUSE SHE LIKA DAH MONEY HIGH FIVE!" - Da Ali G Show

March 9, 2005

"An Icecream glove." - Ali G Show

September 3, 2005

"Yes, but there's Kharma, Kramer." "Kharma Kramer?" - Seinfeld