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Nothing says party fun like a bunch of silly games. THE NEWLYDEAD GAMERulesThat wonderfully embarrassing couples game now revised for Halloween! Couples are split into groups of guys and gals. Both groups get pens and pieces of paper, numbered with the # of questions (7 for the 2002 version). Gals leave the room and a Head Guy asks the guys the following questions. Guys respond on the numbered pieces of paper. Gals come back and they're asked the questions. If their verbal response matches what their guy wrote, then the couple gets a point. Next the guys leave the room and a Head Gal asks the gals the following questions. Gals respond on their numbered pieces of paper. Guys come back and they're asked the questions. Matching answers gain a point for the couple. The couple with the most points wins.
2002 Questions*To ask the guys* 2003 Questions*To ask the guys* 1. Ghosts are fated to haunt an area of great significance from their former lives. As a ghost, where do you haunt? 2.
Dr. Frankenstein is, alas, not a genius at plastic surgery, and his monster is
covered in scars.
What’s the most interesting location on your body having a scar? 3.
When at Trader Vic’s, the
werewolves of London like to drink piña coladas.
Tonight we’re werewolves of Berkeley, what are you drinking? 4. The
Devil went down to California; he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind ‘cause he was way behind, he was willing to make a
deal. When
he came across YOU singing a song about your relationship with your partner.
What song were you singing? 5.
Your partner is a powerful witch
– what sort of animal does she have as a familiar? 6. Obligatory whoopee question…Whoopi Goldburg, in the movie Ghost, channels Patrick Swayze and has to convince his girlfriend that he’s come back. One way he does this is by having Whoopi say a phrase meaningful to the two of them. Whoopi is now channeling you, and needs to convince your partner that YOU’VE returned. What do you have her say? *To ask the gals* 1.
Zombies cry out for “Braaaaaains!!!”, their favorite food.
What’s your favorite food? 2.
On Sesame St., the Count is counting the bones in his body.
“1, 1 bone….ahahahahahaha!!…2, 2 bones….ahahahahahaha!!”
How many bones are in a skeleton? 3.
A common thing written as part of an epitaph is recalling a memorable event from
the person’s life – since you’ll be dying, what do you want on your
tombstone? 4. Your partner is obviously a monster, but what phrase best describes him?
Does he keep you in stitches like Frankenstein?
Is he all wrapped up in himself like the Mummy?
When it comes times for chores, does he make like the Invisible Man? 5. As
a minor devil, Asmodeus has charged you with setting up a new level of Hell
strictly for those who practice your one major pet peeve.
What is it? 6.
You opened the Mummy’s tomb, and the Mummy’s curse befell you.
You can now only say your favorite curse word – what is it?
2006 Questions*To ask the guys* 1. When Mrs. Giant Anaconda was thinking back to her first date with Mr. Giant Anaconda, the song that came to mind was, “You Really Got A Hold On Me.” What song best describes your first date with your partner? 2.
Garlic repulses vampires something fierce. What food repulses you the most? 3. Dracula hates to spend time with his mother, because she always embarrasses him by showing the naked baby pictures to everyone. Which family relative embarrasses you the most? 4. Werewolf was privately taken aback, when he got a birthday gift from Miss Mummy’s mother – a silver necklace. Since you’ve been a couple, what’s the most bizarre or inappropriate gift you’ve received from a relative? 5. The Devil went down to Berkeley, he was looking for a soul to steal, he was in a mind, he was way behind, he was willing to make a deal. When he came across YOU, and made a deal you couldn’t refuse. What one thing would you sell your soul to the Devil for? 6. When Wally the Warlock is looking to quench his thirst, he reaches for a Conjurer Cooler. What’s your favorite thing to drink? *To ask the gals* 1.
When Frankenstein met the Bride of Frankenstein, his pickup line was, “Friend…”. What pickup line did your partner first use on you?
2. The Headless Horseman was upset when he came home and found Mrs. Headless Horseman throwing out his collection of Big Punkins. What is something of your partner’s that you’d like to throw out the first chance you get? 3. Mrs. Mummy hates the hours she spends laundering and ironing the Mummy’s endless yardage of gauze, but she does it because she loves him. What activity do you do for your partner just because you love him? 4. Mrs. Dracula keeps getting annoyed with Dracula, because he always leaves the coffin lid up. What’s your partner’s most annoying habit? 5. When asked why he married the scientist, Zombie responded her married her for her “Braaaaaains…”. What would your partner say is the reason he married you? 6. Obligatory whoopee question…Whoopie Pies are beloved of trick-or-treaters. What would your partner say is HIS favorite kind of pie?
The
Halloween Match Game
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Wicked Wendy
was very disappointed this Halloween. Instead of getting tons of
candy, she got 20 pounds of <blank> |
The Mummy,
being highly flammable, didn't want candles on his birthday cake, so his
friends used <blank> |
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The
bartender cut Count Dracula off after 10 Bloody Marys so he switched to
<blank> |
Every
Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin visits the pumpkin patch he finds most
sincere. His brother on the other hand, the Mediocre Pumpkin, looks
for one that's <blank> |
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The mummy
was very embarrassed when the explorers opened his sarcophagus and found
him with a 2,000 year old <blank> |
The Headless
Horseman lost his pumpkin after throwing it at Ichabod Crane.
Safeway was out of replacements, so he had to settle for a <blank> |
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Count
Dracula’s eyesight is so bad, instead of biting my neck he bit my
<blank> |
For obvious
reasons, Count Dracula owns no mirrors. On Friday night, he left the
house, forgetting to <blank> |
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The
Halloween party I went to was so lame, instead of bobbing for apples we
bobbed for <blank> |
The Devil
found a perfect bumper sticker for his car.
It says, “I brake for <blank>” |
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I shouldn't
have come on too strong to the Wicked Witch. When I went to kiss
her, she turned me into a <blank> |
In one of
his early, unsuccessful prototypes of the Monster, Dr. |
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The teenage
werewolf sure got confused during puberty, instead of howling at the moon
he howled at <blank> |
Casper the
ghost is so friendly, instead of saying "boo" he says
<blank> |
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I don't
think the Bride of Frankenstein is taking to motherhood very well.
When I asked her how the twins are, she said they're behaving just like
<blank> |
The Haunted
Mansion came up for sale on the market.
The real estate agent advertised it as coming with his and hers
<blank> |
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Witch Hazel
misread the potion ingredients and added eye of Newt Gingrich.
Now after taking it all she wants to do is <blank> |
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Witch
Hazel’s cat died. The pet store was out of kittens, so she ended up with
a <blank> |
The Blob was
only a little hungry, so instead of eating the sorority sister for lunch
he had <blank> as a snack |
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The movie
monsters decided to get religion, but were a little bit confused.
Especially when they petitioned to name the Creature from the Black
Lagoon as Patron Saint of <blank> |
The movie
and TV monsters went on strike for better working conditions.
But it all fell apart when King Kong crossed the picket lines in
exchange for <blank> |
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Werewolf was
peeved at the proprietors of the Creature Café.
When he went to the monster buffet, they were all out of
<blank> |
Dracula,
being superstitious, just knew it wasn’t his lucky day.
After breaking all the funhouse mirrors, he was due for 7 years of
<blank> |
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Mummy had to
make an embarrassing admission recently.
In his first meeting at Monsters Anonymous, he said he was scared
of <blank> |
Dracula was
really worried. Under Weight
Watcher’s new Points Program, he knew the 3 points he had left meant all
he could eat that day would be <blank> |
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The
Invisible Man took a tiny sip of a reappearing potion. Now all you can see
is his <blank> |
Count
Dracula has such a problem keeping his ancient hair from turning gray,
that instead of using Grecian formula he uses <blank> |
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The
curmudgeon on the block didn’t get it quite right.
Instead of putting razor blades in the kids’ Halloween apples, he
used <blank> |
At the
Witches’ Ball, Wicked Wendy really hoped that Winston Warlock would ask
her to dance. Instead, he came
over and asked her to <blank> |
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In
Disney’s remake of The Fly, they’ve decided to make a lovable movie
suitable for the entire family. They’re
therefore replacing the insect in the title role with a <blank> |
Frankenstein
was never much of a hit with the ladies, until he took that potion to
increase his <blank> |
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Witch Hazel
was afraid of heights. Instead of riding a broomstick, she rode a
<blank> |
All attempts
to mollify the 50-foot Woman failed, until she was threatened with
<blank> |
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The Lost
Skeleton of Cadavra had some dark family secrets.
He didn’t have skeletons
in his closet though, instead they were <blank> |
Large Marge
is so intimidating. When she
rang the doorbell on Halloween, she taunted the person with
“Trick-or-treat, smell my <blank>” |
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In
Dracula’s new home he’s pleased to no longer be plagued by bats in his
belfry, but is vexed that his cupboard is full of <blank> |
Dr.
Frankenstein had no money for a raise for Eye-gor, so he gave his
assistant his bonus in <blank> |
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Wednesday
Addams went off to college. She
decided to major in <blank> |
Frankenstein
sure messed up, being caught by Mr. Ghost while in bed with Mrs. Ghost.
Now forevermore, his <blank> is haunted. |
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When Abbott
& Costello ran into the mummy they weren’t concerned – he was
obviously a fake, because he was wrapped in <blank> |
Robby the
Robot said, “What bad luck I have. On
my honeymoon, I blew a <blank>” |
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Frankenstein
said, you know how some women say not tonight, I have a headache?
My bride said she has a <blank>-ache |
When the
Invisible Man finally passed away and was laid to rest, his grave in the
cemetery was really unusual – its headstone was a <blank> |
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Times are
getting tough, and the energy crisis is affecting Hades as well; the Devil
now has to start burning <blank> |
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Danny said
to the Devil, I’ve been around and this ain’t so bad.
In fact, compared to <blank> this is heaven |
King Kong
got thrown out of the land of Oz; it happened after he put on the ruby
slippers and began to <blank> |
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Igor said, I
discovered where Dr. Frankenstein gets all the money to conduct his
experiments – he works nights as a <blank> |
The
Invisible Man said, “It seems my wife is out to get me – for my
birthday, she gave me a <blank>” |
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The Creature
from the Black Lagoon’s daughter is growing up – she took down her
poster of Sponge-Bob and put up one of <blank> |
Count
Dracula said, “I’m a very proper vampire.
Before I bite your neck, I put on a <blank>” |
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The Devil
got a parrot for his birthday. It
doesn’t say “Polly wanna cracker,” though, it says, “Polly wanna
< blank>” |
The mad
scientist crossed a chicken with a politician.
Now he has a bird that <blanks> |
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The Great
Pumpkin went whacko; instead of delivering toys to all the boys and girls
in sincere pumpkin patches, he delivered <blank> |
Mummy said,
“It was strange going to Wolfman’s house for dinner – instead of
breaking bread, we broke <blank>” |
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Did you hear
about the zombie doll – you wind it up and it <blanks> |
Witch hazel
is so ugly, when she was born her father didn’t pass out cigars; instead
he handed out <blanks> |
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Count
Dracula has trouble sleeping, since he discovered his coffin had a
<blank> in it |
Never fly
Transylvanian Airlines – in the event of an emergency landing, they hand
out <blank> |
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Did you hear
about the new TV show starring the zombie?
It’s called “The <blank> and the Restless” |
Dracula won
the world’s worst contest – first prize is a week in <blank> |
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The skeleton
doesn’t like strangers in his closet – he put up a sign saying
trespassers will be <blank> |
The parade
passed by Dr. Frankenstein’s castle – he didn’t have confetti, so he
threw <blank> out the window |
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The doctor
said to Witch Hazel, I’ve got some good news and some bad news.
The good news is we found out what you’re allergic to; the bad
news is that you’re allergic to <blank> |
The mad
scientist injected his wife with rabbit serum, now he can’t stop her
from <blanking> |
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I think that
this car belongs to Dracula – it has a <blank> as a hood ornament |
What with
inflation, the Devil’s demanding more than your soul – he also wants
your <blank> |
Before beginning: Print out questions, attach each question to its own card, and label the backs of the cards with 25,000 Spirits. Draw a pyramid on a piece of poster board, with outlines of 5 of the cards within the pyramid (2 on bottom row, 2 on middle, 1 on top).
All players are divided into two teams.
The game should be played with an even number of people, if one team has
an odd number then someone on that team will end up “going” twice.
Two people from Team #1 step forward to play and are seated
opposite of each other. One person
is the Giver and the other is the Receiver.
A Delegate from Team #2 is selected and stands behind the Giver.
When ready, the timer is started and the Gamemaster reviews
the bottom left card and hands it to the Giver.
The Giver must then say clues to get the Receiver to guess the category.
The Giver does not have to wait for a response from the Receiver, and may
speak as in a stream-of-consciousness. Words
contained within the category may not be used.
If so, a penalty is indicated by the Delegate and a point is scored for
the opposite team.
If the category is guessed correctly, then a point is
scored for the giving/receiving Team. The
Giver may choose to pass to the next card, doing so scores a point for the
opposite team. Passed cards are held
and used with the opposite team.
The round is finished when 60 seconds have elapsed or all
categories have been guessed or passed. The
Gamemaster replenishes the pyramid with cards.
Once the second round is finished, the Giver and Receiver
return to Team #1, and two people from Team #2 step forward to be Giver and
Receiver. Once they’ve each taken
a turn, Team #1 continues to play. The
game continues until pairs of people from each team have both given and
received.
The Team with the most number of points is the winner.
In the case of a tie, tiebreaker questions can be asked.
Sample round:
Category:
Things a baseball player might say
Giver’s
clue #1: I hope that I can hit the
ball with my bat…
Delegate
from Team #2: Bzzzt!
(penalty due to using the word “ball”, score 1 point for Team #2)
Sample round:
Category:
Things a baseball player might say
Giver’s
clue #1: I hope that I can hit the
round object with my bat…
Receiver’s
response: Something a ball player
would say
Giver: Ding! (score 1 point for Team #1)
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Famous movie
monsters |
Things that
harm monsters |
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Alfred
Hitchcock movies |
John
Carpenter movies |
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Songs with
“Devil” in the title |
Abbott &
Costello movies |
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Candies that
kids get on Halloween |
Things that
kids dress up as on Halloween |
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Excuses that
kids give why they don’t have a costume when trick-or-treating |
Things that
a parent might say when taking away Halloween candy |
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Things that
the Mummy might say |
Things that
Dracula might say |
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Things that
Frankenstein might say |
Things that
a witch might say |
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Things that
a ghost might say |
Things that
a werewolf might say |
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Things that
a carved pumpkin might say |
Things that
the Invisible Man might say |
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Things that
the Mummy might wear |
Things that
Dracula might wear |
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Things that
Frankenstein might wear |
Things that
a witch might wear |
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Things that
a ghost might wear |
Things that
a werewolf might wear |
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Things that
the Mummy might do |
Things that
Dracula might do |
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Things that
Frankenstein might do |
Things that
a witch might do |
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Things that
a ghost/poltergeist might do |
Things that
a werewolf might do |
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Halloween
“tricks” that are done |
The dialog
that Mike had in his head when deciding on his Halloween costume this year |
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Activities
to do at a traditional Halloween party |
Places that
monsters sleep |
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Uses for a
pumpkin |
Famous
witches |
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Common
superstitions |
Witches
spells |
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Witches
potion ingredients |
Phases of
the moon |
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Costumes
being worn today at the party |
Bones in the
body |
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Blood types |
Deadly
mistakes made by hormonal teens in slasher movies |
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Things that
you might find in a graveyard |
Things that
you might find in Dr. Frankenstein’s laboratory |
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Things that
you might find in a haunted house |
Things that
you might find in a witch’s home |
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Steps in
carving a pumpkin |
Scooby Doo
villains |
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Things that
suck your blood |
Things that
make you scream |
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Japanese
movie monsters |
Members of
the |
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Members of
the Addams family |
Steven King
books/movies |
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Things that
you use a brain for |
Things that
you might say in Hell |
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Things that
you curse |
Things that
little kids are afraid of |
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Places in
the house that children think monsters hide |
Halloween
decorations |
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Things that
kids take with them when they go trick-or-treating |
Things that
are black |
Put out notecards and pens/pencils for guests.
The Leader reads a tabloid headline that’s missing a key word or phrase. Players write down their suggestion on a note card for what’s missing. The Leader collects these, and goes off briefly to a separate room.
Due to the large number of guests playing (which makes recalling all possible answers difficult) and the likelihood of recognizing the Leader's writing on the correct card, all collected answers and the correct response are copied onto a sheet of paper. Note that similar responses are combined (e.g., a response of "dog" and "puppy" and "poodle" may be combined by the Leader as "dog" when transcribing). Note also that the correct response should be copied to different positions in the list each time.
The Leader returns, reads aloud the headline missing the key word or phrase, and reads through all possibilities on the separate piece of paper.
The Leader then goes through them again quickly, and asks for a show of hands as to which is correct. At last, the Leader reveals which one is truly correct.
Players score a point for themselves if guessed correctly. After all tabloids are done, the player with the highest score is the winner.
| Exorcism
Cures Monstrous (Zit) | |
| (Cop’s
Ghost) Haunts Donut Shop | |
| Zombies
Make Great (Dinner Guests) | |
| Werewolves
Protest (Plan to Blow Up Moon) | |
| (Toothless
Vampire) Forced to Raid Bloodbanks | |
| Einstein’s
Brain Comes to Life – and Goes (on Rampage) | |
| Dentist
Kills Werewolf by (Giving Him Silver Fillings) | |
| (Obnoxious
Kids) Drive Ghosts from Haunted House | |
| Venus
Flytrap Ate My (Cat) |
I'd love to hear if you've got some original questions. Let me know and you'll have my eternal gratitude.
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