Colleen: "That's the third time you asked me that! Do you have A.D.D.?"

"Rob, that is a pretty sunset, almost as pretty as bankers in thongs!"

"Doesn't starboard mean anything anymore?"

Nancy- "I am not allowed to poop in my bathroom -- that's why I have to use the head!"

Heard on the skipper's phone at Mackinaw Island-
"Hi Frank this is the doctor...I'm having problems getting up. Can you come get me?--
So where are you?-
By a tent.-
So where is this tent?
I don't know but I keep hearing this gun keep going off."

Heard from Colleen, "I'm not going to be civil until I get a ring."

At the dock from Hot Ticket-- " this race is over 50 miles, we should have at least 3 cases of beer."

From the ocean off Key West "Has anybody seen Nathan?"   Dan Dan, "yeah, I saw him go for a coffee at the dock!"   Skipper, "anybody got a cell phone?'

A woman's voice heard from Merlin at a crowded mark rounding: "You get that pole away from us!"

Rodney telling Nancy that "This isn't $%^$%&$& in Star Wars and we can' t just beam up there"

Heard from the skipper, "if we win the Mackinaw does that mean I have to go to Disneyland?"

"Announcement from Chicago Yacht Club when Carinthia was passing the viewing stand, "And here is the yacht Carinthia from Bayview Yacht Club in Bayview, Michigan."

The crew of Carinthia after discovering the results of the NOODS

Colleen, navigator, on Lake Saint Clair near the Huron Point Light, "what are you laughing about? There is a sandbar up there somewhere!"

"I love it when new people do somersaults on the foredeck!"

Nancy after Rodney gets in the bunk next to her, "Rod what is that long hard object? Honey, your back is against the flag pole!"
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