OK, I'm tired of saying this every time I give this URL to anybody, so I'll say it right here:

Welcome to my Web site. I'm very embarrassed to admit that because I'm a big, procrastinating stoner, there are tons of dead links on this page. If, however, you click on that image of the poor, miserable office worker putting things in a filing cabinet, you'll get to read many true stories of my own misbehavior. Furthermore, clicking on that picture of me dressed like a girl will enable you to read my editorial comments.

Additionally, the three links found below will actually yield something other than a "page could not be found" message!

You know something? My life has been so derailed, so totally out of control, that it's a miracle I'm even typing these words and not getting stoned....

HOLY CRAP!!! I've actually put something new on my site! This was inspired by my recent purchase of a Honda CRX. What I have for you is an interesting artifact of mid-1980's automotive journalism. This was the stuff that fueled what few childhood fantasies I had which didn't involve something perverse.