Book One

"Eight to twelve billion years after the inception of the universe, a thirty year old male Secretary working for Raisin Hell! (world's sole supplier of artificially sweetened raisin substitutes) discovers his diametric opposition to that of his corporate host.

'The Secretaries' Manifesto' is born, and the spark of revolution ignites."

Solid.pdf
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Book Two

Shift.pdf
(not yet available)

Book Three

Seine.pdf
(not yet available)

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