From the Everyday Life of Rusty and LG:
Rusty(whispers):"My pants are perfect!"
" Angle T is congruent to Angle P...must be human." -Rusty (writes flavorsomely)
"Hey, when you put your finger on an A1 bottle and inhale, the bottle moves forward." -That neighbor girl that we hide the A1 bottles from now
"When it's dark... it's like... not light." -LG
A real life conversation that took place late at night between LG and Rusty:
LG: "Hey, what would you say if you were black?"
Rusty: "...I'm black?"
A recent conversation:
Rusty: "When is the next presidential election?"
LG: "Um... in three years."
Rusty: "So Bush was elected next year."
Thoughts of LG:
"Oh dear, my ancient parents are commenting on rap... positively.
And now my father is whistling a few rhymes from 8 mile.
Perhaps it will replace Andy Griffith for a week or two."
From the movie High Fidelity
Rob: Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?
Rob: I can't fire them. I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up every day. That was four years ago.
Barry: Holy shite. What the f*** is that?
Dick: It's the new Belle and Sebastian...
Rob: It's a record we've been listening to and enjoying, Barry.
Barry: Well, that's unfortunate, because it sucks ass.
Customer: Hi, do you have the song "I Just Called To Say I Love You?" It's for my daughter's birthday.
Barry: Yea we have it.
Customer: Well, can I have it?
Barry: No, actually, you can't.
Customer: Why not?
Barry: God! Do you even know your daughter? There's no way she likes that song. Oops, is she in a coma?
Customer: Do you have Soul?
Rob: That all depends.
Rob: I lost it. I lost it all- faith, dignity... about 15 pounds.
From the movie Wargames:
"Malvin:[about hacking] I can't believe it, Jim. That girl's standing over there listening and you're telling him about our back doors?
Jim Sting: [yelling] Mister Potato Head! Mister Potato Head! Back doors are not secrets!
Malvin: Yeah, but Jim, you're giving away all our best tricks!
Jim Sting: They're not tricks.
From the movie Oh Brother, Where Art Though?:
George Nelson: Cows! I hate cows worse than coppers!
[fires his Tommy gun at them]
Delmar O'Donnell: Oh, George... not the livestock.
Everett: Damn! We're in a tight spot!
Everett: I'll tell you what I am - I'm the damn paterfamilias! You can't marry him!
Pete: Wait a minute. Who elected you leader of this outfit?
Everett: Well Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote.
Pete: Suits me. I'm voting for yours truly.
Everett: Well I'm voting for yours truly too.
[Everett and Pete look at Delmar for the deciding vote]
Delmar: Okay... I'm with you fellas.
Delmar: Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.
Everett: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!
Delmar: Gopher, Everett?
From the movie A Beautiful Mind
Hansen: You scared?
Nash: [sarcastically] Terrified. Mortified. Petrified. Stupefied... by you.
Nash: There has to be a mathematical explanation for how bad that tie is.
Nash: [to Alicia] You are the reason I am. You are all my reasons.
Nash: Perhaps it is good to have a beautiful mind, but an even greater gift is to discover a beautiful heart.
Nash: She never gets old! Marcee can't be real; she never gets old!
Nash: This class will be a waste of your - and what is infinitely worse - my time.
[John meets Charles' niece]
Nash: She's so small.
Charles: Well, she's young, John. That's how they come.
From the TV show King of the Hill:
Dale Gribble:"So it turns out I'm not the actual Dale Gribble, but a clone of him. The original Dale Gribble is a super-warrior from the year 2087. The second me, i.e. Rusty, was created to help the first me fight the invading Mongol armies."
Dale Gribble:Is that a real computer? Salesman: Yes, it is. Dale Gribble: [nervously] Then my name is Rusty Shackleford
From The Hit Series Gilmore Girls:
Lorelai: "And then you just waltz in here and..."
Jason: "I don't waltz. It's embarrassing and a little gay."
"If we were gazelles, we’d be the first ones eaten at the watering hole." - Lorelai (well...one of them)
"I'm gonna put your head through a wall. Any wall, you can pick the wall, but it's gonna be a wall, okay?"-Luke (to Jess's father)
"Bulgarians in Speedos." - Richard (yes, Richard Gilmore)
"My mother - she was here. I can feel it. Smell that? The room smells like guilt and Chanel Number 5."-Lorelai
Lorelai: "The plural of cul-de-sac is culs-de-sac? That doesn't even sound like English."
Rory: "That's because it's French."
Jason: "I'm officially taking the one hour I have off to go to the driving range to hit golf balls to try to improve my sucky game, thereby redeeming myself in your father's eyes."
Lorelai: "I like the use of 'sucky' and 'thereby' in the same sentence."
Kirk's Custom T-shirt slogans:
babbette ate oatmeal
faux poe's foes
rory's going to yale!
"Oy with the poodles already!" -Lorelai
Lorelai: "No, no, I'll go and be back in a couple of hours. Copper boom!"
Rory: "What?"
Lorelai: "It's what you said to me this morning to speed me up."
Rory: "But you missed a bunch of stuff in between."
Lorelai: "I think it's catchy..."
Rory: "Copper boom!"
Lorelai: "Copper boom!"
Dave: What we need is a name.
Brian: I made my suggestion.
Zach: Yeah, and we vetoed 'The Harry Potters.' Next.
Lorelai: So, how was your Spring Break getaway?
Rory: It was interesting, you know. We sat on the beach, went to a club, watched the Power of Myths, Paris and I kissed...
Lorelai: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, stop. You watched the Power of Myths? I hid that from you.
[Miss Patty's ballerinas are practising walking around with books on their heads]
Miss Patty: Now, walk smooth. That's the new Harry Potter on your heads. If they should drop, Harry will die, and there won't be anymore books
Mrs. Kim: How you know Dean?
Lane: We go to school together.
Mrs. Kim: You do?
Dean: Yeah, we're science partners.
Mrs. Kim: Science Partners?
Lane: Yes mama. I've invited him over to work.
Mrs. Kim: Work?
Lane: On our science project.
Mrs. Kim: [Suspiciously] Reproduction?
Lorelai: So, where are you now?
Luke: I'm about 10 minutes from If-I-lived-here-I'd-blow-my-brains-out.
Lorelai: Ah yes, I hear it's lovely there.
Girl in the dorm: Is it raining?
Paris: No, it's National Baptism Day.
From The Hit TV Series That 70's Show:
Red: "That damn foreign exchange student never says what country he's from!"
Hyde: "What country ARE you from, Fez?"
Fez: "WHat country are YOU from, Hyde?"
Hyde: "America."
Fez: "Okay, that's settled then!"
Kitty: "Growing boys need their Tang!"
Kitty: "Oh no! Our Johnny IS high!"
Eric: "Kelso, you go to the free clinic?"
Kelso: "No, but I saw your mom there!"
Fez:"I'll see you in hell!"
Jewelry Store Owner:"And I'll be wearing your pants!"
From The Great Pacifist John Lennon:
"Love and Peace are eternal"
"I don't believe in killing, whatever the reason"
"Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans"
"So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons."
"Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted"
"I don't intend to be running at 20,000 miles an hour trying to prove myself. I don't want to die when I'm 40" (John was murdered at the age of 40)
Random Quotes
Zed: We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here!
Kay: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it.
Pumbaa: It's our motto.
Young Simba: What's a motto?
Timon: Nothing. What's a motto with you?
