"Greetings and welcome to Intergalactic Rest Stop #92648394207. This rest area has been brought to you through the Intergalactic Highway System and by the generosity of McDonald's: Remember to always worship the Golden Arches. Now having served 457 quadrillion universe-wide..."

Oops, sorry about that, stupid automatic welcome system always kicks in. I'd like to personally welcome you to my little space in space (Notice: The writer makes no apologies for the puns on this site because he believes that everyone should learn to appreciate them).