GOOD EXCUSES FOR NOT WALKING
FOR
HEALTH AND FUN
1. Walking adds years
to your life. If you are 50 and you walk, you feel
like
60.
2. It is
well documented that for every mile you walk, you add one
minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to
spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000
per month.
3. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she
was 60. She's
97 now and we don't know where the hell she
is.
4. The only reason I would take up walking is so that I
could hear heavy breathing
again.
5. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a
pound. Apparently you have to show up.
6. I have to walk early in the morning before my brain
figures out what I'm doing.
7. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by
people who annoy me.
8. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers
them.
9. The advantage of walking every day is that you die
healthier.
10. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start
with a small country.
And last but not least:
11. Don't jog; it makes the ice jump right out of your
glass.
