The Ineffable Thom and Christy Eberhardt
Perhaps if he is very lucky, the feeble efforts of his lifetime will someday be noticed and maybe, in some small way, they will be acknowledge as the greatest works of genius ever created by Man.

Sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming, he just throws back his head and gargles. Just gargles and gargles, and he doesn't care who hears him, because he is beautiful.

 

Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait! It's not love I'm describing, I'm thinking of a monorail.

 

Fools! Idiots! Don't they realize that they are dealing with forces beyond comprehension!

 

The only difference between Thom and a madman is that he is not mad.

Filmography

 

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Space Rangers (1993)
Parker Lewis Can't Lose (1990)
In Other Words (1983)
Math Wise (1981)
ThinkAbout (1979)
Teenage Faust (2001)
Face Down (1997)
Captain Ron (1992)
Gross Anatomy (1989)
Without a Clue (1988)
The Night Before (1987)
Night of the Comet (1984)
Sole Survivor (1982)
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show (1997 -2000)
This was Pacific Electric

 
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I Was a Teenage Faust (2001)
Face Down (1997)
All I Want for Christmas (1991)
Math Wise (1981)
In Other Words (1983)

  
     
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I think a good movie would be about a guy who's a brain scientist, but he gets hit on the head and it damages the part of the brain that makes him want to study the brain.

I think a good way to get into a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a big cactus plant onto your buttocks and start yowling and running around. Everyone would think it was funny, and the head movie guy would say, "Hey, let's put him in the movie."

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