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HYMIE THE ROBOT MINI BIO

NOT A REAL INTERVIEW

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QUESTION #1: WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?

ANSWER #1:Hymie the Robot.

QUESTION #2: WHAT IS YOUR COVER IDENTITY?

ANSWER #2:My cover is a Debonair Agent.

QUESTION #3:WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

ANSWER #3: I live at CONTROL.

QUESTION #4: ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?

ANSWER #4: I have an IQ over 200, my weight is 982lbs. ,and I am rechargeable.

QUESTION #5: ANYTHING THAT NEEDS IMPROVEMENT?

ANSWER #5: I take everything literally,and I require greasing every thousand miles.

QUESTION #6: ANY CLOSE FRIENDS?

ANSWER #6: My friends are Ethel the PBX Board, Frances the coffee machine,and Bruce the Elevator.

QUESTION #7: WHERE IS YOUR HOMETOWN?

ANSWER #7:Dr. Ratton's lab, later became KAOS.

QUESTION #8: ANY INTERESTS?

ANSWER #8: A good glass of kerosene (now and then!).