SIGNS AND COUNTERSIGNS

New York Mets win doubleheader

--Mr. Big

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When the moon is full, the tide is high.

--School Days

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Sign: The migrating birds fly low over the sea.

CS: Shadless windows admit no light.

Sign: The wingless dove protects its nest.

CS: The toothless tiger rules the restless jungle.

--Too Many Chiefs

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Sign: Apples

CS: MacIntosh

--Too Many Chiefs

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Tanganyika

--Aboard the Orient Express

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Sign: The geese fly high

CS: The frost is on the grass.

--Double Agent

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Sign: The blue sun melts the red snow

CS: And the purple water runs uphill

--Back to the Old Drawing Board

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Sign: Is the wind fair to Java?

CS: All clear, no storm on the horizon

--Back to the Old Drawing Board

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Sign: Bismark

CS: Salt Lake City

--Bronzefinger

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Sign: Camptown ladies sing this song.

CS: Doo-dah, doo-dah

Sign: Camptown racetrack five miles long

Oh doo-dah day.

--The Mummy

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Ricardo Montalban hates tortillas

--Viva Smart

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Herb Alpert takes trumpet lessons from Guy Lombardo

--Viva Smart

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Sign: I wish I were in the land of cotton.

CS: Old times there are not forgotten.

Sign: Look away.

CS: Look away.

Sign: A way down south in Dixie.

--The Spy Who Met Himself

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Sign:Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been?

CS: I've been to London to visit the Queen.

--One of Our Olives is Missing and from Ironhand

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Never before in the history of human endeavor have so many given so much to so few.

--That Old Gang of Mine

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The fuchsia fox fell fifty fathoms from father's famous fish fry.

--The Mysterious Dr. T

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Sign: The Grateful Dead are alive and living in Beverly Hills.

CS: Simon and Garfunkel fell off the Tallahatchie Bridge.

--The Groovy Guru

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Sign: A wet duck only flies at midnight.

CS: The night is the devil's playground.

Sign: When the swallows come back to Campobello, there will be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover.

--The Reluctant Redhead

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Sign: Who wrote Little Women?

CS: Lonely little men.

Sign: Who do you love?

CS:I want to be loved by you, just you, and nobody else but you.

Sign: I want to be loved by you, you hoo hoo.

CS: (said together) Boop boop be do.

--Return of the Ancient Mariner

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Sign: Hi there.

CS: Hello.

--I Shot 86 Today

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Sign: I lost my dinghy.

CS: Why don't you try the Brooklyn Naval Yard?

--Age Before Duty

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Sign: When I'm calling you.

CS: Ooh ooh ohh, ooh ooh ohh.

--Ice Station Siegfried

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There'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover.

--House of Max

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A nightengale sang in Berkely Square.

--House of Max

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Sign: Johnny Doughboy found a rose in Ireland.

CS: To each his own.

--House of Max