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SHTARKER MINI BIO

NOT A REAL INTERVIEW!

QUESTION #1: WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?

ANSWER #1: Shtarker.

QUESTION #2:WHAT ARE YOU WANTED FOR?

ANSWER #2:I am wanted for assisting in nefarious deeds perpetrated by Siegfried.

QUESTION #3: WHAT DID YOU DO BEFORE YOU JOINED KAOS?

ANSWER #3: I am a Former Third Reich Track Star and second man out of El Alamein.

QUESTION #4: HOW WOULD SOMEONE DESCRIBE YOU?

ANSWER #4: A child-like stooge, but the strength of several.

QUESTION #5:HOW DO PEOPLE SEE YOU?

ANSWER #5: Dumb and dangerous!