'Anyhoo,' Jade said, running her hand over her forehead, 'Adding separate power sources will solve your activation glitches. When Zorpox made Grimm's battle-suit, it eventually showed the same glitches as your suit. It took some doing, but I solved the problem by adding smaller power sources, each one linked to the main power source. The failsafes protect the different functions of the suit so they don't all activate when one is triggered.'
She brought up a scan of the battle-suit on the large screen, with different sections of the suit blinking on and off. 'I spread the different power sources to five different locations - the left and right gloves, the left and right boots, and the belt. Each one also serves as emergency backup in case the main power gives out.'
'How long before it's ready?' Grimm said, 'Having one out of commission could hurt us if Maze makes a move.'
'Well it's not like screwing in a light bulb.' said Jade. 'This is nano-circuitry we're talking about - it'll take time...'
'But when you're done, the suit will work without glitching up?' Kim said.
'It should.' said Jade. 'Like I said, that's how we fixed Grimm's suit.'
'Wade?' she said, 'How about a second out in the hall?'
Wade looked mutinous, but followed after Kim as she went back out the door.
Jade was staring after them, looking both befuddled and angry. 'That dork steals a kiss from me and you're just letting it slide? We're both underage, ya know!' she said, turning to Grimm.
Grimm was looking shrewdly at her. 'Sorry, but I couldn't help noticing,' he said quietly. 'You didn't slap him until after he'd stopped kissing you.'
Jade's face turned beet red, her eyelids twitching. 'I was...' she sputtered, 'He.... It... I wasn't expecting it!'
'Are you gonna be OK alone with him working on the suit?' he said, and there was a trace of playful smugness in his voice.
Jade's face was so red by this time, she actually pulled her goggles back down to cover her eyes. 'Shut... up...!' she squealed. 'Like I'd fall for a guy like him... I'm not falling for anyone - we're both too young!!'
'I told him that when he was trying to date me.' said Monique, rather enjoying Jade's embarrassment. 'Didn't do much good - the boy's a romantic. He even made a Cupid ray...'
Jade's mouth fell open. 'He... designed a Cupid ray?' she screamed. Then without another word she dashed to a section of the wall which had a number of compartments and shelves. She pulled open a large drawer with the words 'Projects in Progress' labeled on it, and fished out a device that looked almost exactly like Wade's Cupid ray.
Everyone smiled faintly as Jade threw it on the floor and began stamping on it with her sandaled feet.
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Once they were in the hall, Kim closed the door behind her and turned to see Wade leaning against the wall looking sulky. 'You're not gonna go along with this, are you?' he said.
'Help her out as much as you can, Wade.' said Kim.
Wade sputtered, pointing back and forth between Kim and the door. 'But if this doesn't work, the suit will be totally ruined!' he said.
'I know,' she answered. 'But if it comes to that, I'll get by without it. It's just that if I am using it - I need to be sure it won't flake out on me again. Besides,' she said, smiling faintly and lowering her voice to a conspiratorial whisper. 'If it does fail, you'll be able to say 'I told you so' to Jade.'
A smile flickered briefly across Wade's resentful frown. 'Well... I guess that would be nice.' he said, still sounding sullen.
Kim couldn't resist asking. 'Wade - why did you kiss her?'
For once, Wade looked baffled. 'I have no idea.' he said. 'It's just.... I've never met anyone like her before. She's an annoying, bossy, know-it-all tomboy who just won't shut up, and she drives me nuts and... she's so free-spirited and... wild.'
'She's the bad girl.' Kim said knowingly.
'Yeah...' said Wade, and a wistful look passed over his eyes, but then he shook his head as if trying to clear it of something unpleasant.
'Look Wade - I totally understand the bad-boy/girl thing, but she's not just the bad girl - she the evil bad girl. And once this sitch with Ron and Monkey Fist is over... I just don't think it's a good idea to be crushing on her.'
'I'm not crushing!' said Wade, flushing red. 'It was just a... momentary lapse brought on by fatigue.'
'Yeah,' said Kim with a faint smile. 'And I wasn't jelling over Yori.'
Wade glanced back nervously at Jade's lab. 'OK... I hear you.' he said. 'I'll just focus on the suit and try to minimize the damage she does.'
'Please and thank you.'
Wade was shaking his head. 'I hope this is worth the risk.' he said.
'I'm not in synch with the sitch either.' Kim said. 'But Ron's been gone nearly three weeks now. When I think about him trapped wherever he is... He must be scared out of his mind...'
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In the spirit world, Ron and Rhonda were both doing the 'Breakfast Club' table dance, and both of them were singing. Ron was rolling out verses to "Naked Mole Rap", while Rhonda sang counterpoint with "Long-Tailed Weasel Jam". The two songs blended together fairly well, and Ron couldn't help thinking that if Rhonda had been helping him out, he might have gotten an "A" on the assignment from Mr. Barkin.
'So I heard Smarty-Mart was havin' a sale...'
'On a predatory mammal with a furry brown tail!'
'It seemed to me this could be a solution,
the perfect pet for my dad's sensitive constitution!'
'So the manager told me his Latin name - he said it's Mustela frenata!
I said it doesn't mattah!'
'Handed him to me, said, "Be careful don't drop it,
and do you want this cage?" No, I’ll keep him in my pocket!'
'Got a sparkle in his eye and a smile on his face!
Ev'rybody do the long-tailed weasel jam!'
'Come on y'all - let the girlies sing!
Listen to the Naked Mole Rap!'
And they both laughed heartily as they finished the song, Rhonda letting out another loud snort.
Part III: The Ubergolem
Monkey Fist flexed his left hand, looking appraisingly at the thick band of steel that now looped around it, covering and protecting the emet symbols below his knuckles. It wasn't elegant or pretty, but it was functional.
Then he looked up at the Ubergolem. High above on some scaffolding, Drakken was supervising a team of golems as they welded a much larger and thicker metal band around the left hand of the statue. The Hebrew characters on the Ubergolem which spelled out emet were each nearly as large as a human being, but they disappeared from view as the other golems bent and forced the metal into place. Soon Shegolem was welding the band closed, the green light from her glow sparked and glittered in the darkness of the cavern as she fused the metal with fire.
Drakken looked relieved as he gingerly climbed down the scaffolding and set himself firmly on the ground. 'I didn't sign on to do metallurgy.' said Drakken, watching nervously as the golems and Shegolem simply let themselves fall to the cavern floor. They landed with echoing booms, only to get up and return to their labors without hesitation.
'You'll soon be able to return to working on the Jammer.' said Monkey Fist, looking up and admiring the Ubergolem. 'In fact, we should be able to hit several birds with this very large stone.' He carefully activated the communicator he held. 'Sskipoyiwa. The symbols are protected - now let us see the results of your labor.'
From inside the Immersion Pod that served as the control system for the mini-UAJ, Maze nodded. He still didn't like being inside the machine, but the feeling of raw power it brought him when using it... He concentrated, focusing his will into the shadows of the cavern, until he sensed the patch of blackness within the cavity in the eye of the Ubergolem. He chanted, letting his mind and awareness sink into the shadows, bending them to his will...
And then he was staring out from the eye - and he was the Ubergolem. His limbs felt suddenly very heavy, but he raised his arms, and flexed his fingers. His arms were now thick and stony, and a metal band was around his left hand...
Drakken cringed as the Ubergolem suddenly came alive. It seemed to be looking at it's hands, inspecting itself, and turning this way and that to examine it's surroundings. Even these slight movements shattered and crumbled the network of scaffolds, and it bumped the cavern wall behind it, sending a shower of rocks and boulders crashing and tumbling to the ground.
'Easy, Maze.' said Monkey Fist into the communicator, though he was smiling. 'The good doctor could be squashed if you move around too much.'
'It's amazing...' said Maze, and Monkey Fist saw a distant and entranced expression on his face. His voice was similarly dream-like. 'I can see you below me like insects...'
'Hey!' said Drakken, but Monkey Fist waved him to silence.
'We're returning to the main cavern.' he said. 'Once we have checked to make sure the Jammer is set and timed for our target, you will need to open a shadow passage through which we can travel.'
'Your presence will not be needed.' said Maze, his voice still sounding faraway. 'I can feel the power and strength of this golem. Even if Mi'kksiistsikomma and Otaatoyiwa try to interfere, they will be no match for me!'
'Nevertheless, we will be following you to our target.' said Monkey Fist. 'After all, in Middleton you can't be too careful.' By this time he and Drakken had reached the computers connected to the Jammer and the immersion pod. Drakken was checking various screens, making adjustments and consulting his own communicator.
'We'll be able to take control of the satellite very soon.' said Drakken, and Monkey Fist nodded as he went up to the Immersion Pod to look in on Maze.
'Will you be able maintain control?' said Monkey Fist through the glass. 'Much of this operation depends on you. To make a shadow passage that will allow for objects this large...'
'If by doing this, I can make my enemies suffer, then yes.' said Maze with a dark stare, 'So long as this 'Middleton' remains covered by nightfall, I will endure.'
'Very well then.' said Monkey Fist. 'But measure your efforts and pace yourself - depending on how things go, we may need you to provide a swift escape.'
'It is they who will need to escape from me.' said Maze, shaking his head.
'We shall see.' said Monkey Fist, and turned back to Drakken. 'Has the sun fallen in Middleton?'
'Yes,' said Drakken, who was tapping his fingers on the stone table. 'It happened four minutes ago, but what does that matter?'
'Because at night, his powers are strongest.' said Monkey Fist, nodding towards the Immersion Pod. 'With darkness falling, he will need less effort to control his shadows.' Drakken's watch beeped, a high pitched sound that carried through the caverns.
'Ah, I believe it's time.' said Monkey Fist. 'Activate the mini-jammer and set it so our satellite targets Middleton.'
'That giant statue is too big!' Drakken protested. 'Putting that much power through the satellite will allow Possible's hacker to detect it!' Drakken protested. 'They could guess where you're going like they did before...'
'That's quite all right.' said Monkey Fist, with a shrewd smile. 'This time - we want them to know where we're striking.'
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Wade was grimacing as he watched Jade modify the bands around the forearms of Kim's battle-suit, and add new components to the boots. Her goggles were set to maximum magnification as she worked with a pair of instruments that looked as fine as needles, but which emitted faint sparks, so small they could hardly be seen.
But they both started as a red alarm light started blinking along with a loud buzzer. 'Oh crud.' Wade said, shaking his head and racing out towards the guest house.
The rest of the group had collected their shoes and left the Omo-sa house, heading down the driveway path towards the gate. Both Kim and Grimm's communicators went off at the same time, and simultaneously, they both held them up and said, 'What's the sitch?'
'They're using the Jammer!' said Wade's voice, coming from both communicators and sounding frantic.
Kim felt a jolt of excitement. 'So soon?' she said. She had gotten rather used to the long stretches of time between when Monkey Fist used the mini-UAJ on previous occasions.
'About ten minutes ago, a satellite jumped out of it's normal control frequencies and it's broadcasting an aberrant signal.' Wade answered. 'It's them, I'm sure of it.'
'Where are they hitting?' said Kim, while Grimm said nothing, his face scowling.
'The signal's stronger this time...' said Wade, typing fast. 'It's over the western hemisphere... targeting somewhere in the American Midwest...'
Wade's face jumped up sharply. 'Kim - I think they're targeting Middleton.'
Wade's image went into split screen and Jade, still wearing her goggles and still welding with one hand, popped onto the screen. 'News channels just mobilized with a special bulletin.' she said. 'Check this out guys...'
Both Wade and Jade disappeared and Kim recognized the reporter Summer Breeze from Middleton News. She was standing outside and crowds of people were racing down the sidewalks behind her as if running away from something.
'...no one has been able to determine how it got here, or where it came from. But a sixty-foot tall statue has been spotted, cutting a destructive path through the city. Luckily, it seems to have started it's rampage near the outskirts of town in the industrial district and no casualties have yet been reported. But the monster is making it's way towards the heart of Middleton. Residents are urged to evacuate towards the south of the city as quickly as they can, following these routes...'
Monique looked stunned. 'A... giant golem?' she said. 'I thought they were making another jammer thingy!'
'So did I...' Kim said, her voice nearly a whisper.
On the screen, Summer Breeze held a hand to her earpiece. 'I've just been informed that our mobile camera unit has sighted the monster - going to live feed as quickly as possible...'
And the scene cut to a camera which was being held very shakily. Armored jeeps were speeding down a street, carrying uniformed soldiers, all fully armed. A few larger vehicles were among the convoy. Even though the evening had fallen and there wasn't much light, Kim recognized the part of town which was being shown. The buildings were lower, and it was only about a mile or two away from the mall and Bueno Nacho.
Summer's voice was still talking. 'As we can see, Police and National Guard units have been mobilized to intercept and stop the monster. Of course, Middleton is no stranger to such attacks, having been rescued from giant dinosaurs and mutant roach invasions by teen heroine, Kim Possible...'
But her voice fell silent as a vast shape, totally black against the darkening sky, leaned slowly into view around one of the taller buildings. The camera upended crazily as a soldier's hand pushed into it, along with the shout of a gruff voice. 'Get out of here - get out of here right now..!' Then there was a burst of static and the picture was lost.
There was dead silence for a moment as Kim lowered her Kimmunicator. 'Monique - suit up and meet me at the Sloth.' she said firmly.
'Shotgun!' said Enrique, smiling eagerly at Monique as if he hadn't seen the news report.
But Grimm darted in front of the gate and blocked the way out. 'What do you think you're doing?'
'I'm going back.' Kim said.
'Don't be an idiot!' Grimm said angrily, 'Can't you tell it's a setup?'
'Out of my way, Probable!' Kim snarled.
'They're doing this to lure you there!' he shouted, 'They've already got a satellite hijacked! The minute you show your face, they could zap a whole city block and turn you to stone along with everyone else!'
'That's my home - my family lives there! I can't just sit back and watch!'
'And they know it!' Grimm shouted, 'Which is why you can't go...!'
'It's why I have to go!' Kim shouted back.
'Straight up!' said Monique. 'Like I'm gonna let my family get flattened by their giant rock boy!'
'If you do this, I'm not coming with you!' Grimm said, shaking his head. 'I'm not following you into a trap! It would mean throwing away everything we've fought for up to now!'
'What have we fought for up to now?' Kim shouted back. 'To find Monkey Fist and Maze? Are they found? To bring back Rhonda and Ron? Are they back?'
'Who's gonna bring them back if we both wind up as golems?' Grimm yelled.
'Stay then.' Kim said coldly. 'It's not your home and family that are in danger. Looks like you'll be the one hiding under the bed.'
'Grow up, Possible.' Grimm said angrily. 'You can only win if you pick the right battles. If we keep our cool and stay out of this, we'll eventually find a way to track them down. But if you go there, you'll be painting a bulls-eye on your face! How are you planning to stop a giant golem anyway?'
'We'll never know until we try.' Kim answered.
'Your battle-suit isn't even fixed yet!' Grimm said. 'You wouldn't stand a chance.'
Kim darted around him and out of the gate. 'Since you're not going,' she said, 'I'll need to borrow something from your place.'
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A few minutes later, Kim stepped out a bathroom at the Probable house, where she had quickly changed. She now wore Grimm's black suit with glowing orange bands. Everyone stared at her. The nano-technology had form-fitted the suit to her size and frame, just like hers had for Ron and for Larry when they had worn it. But the effect on Kim was more slenderizing, lean and simply more dangerous looking.