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Experience
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Creator of the Cauldron
Elysian Fields, East of Eden
Had to go hang myself.
(from the Highest Tree til the Moon comes up)
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Bringer of the Sacral Seed
Land of Promise, Otherworld
Had to be able to spell Diddly Squat.
(til the cows come home)
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Swinger of the Mighty Spear
Battlefield, Antzinpantz
Had to go to Hellen Hunt.
(a year in a day)
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Reborn God
President, Toothpaste
Had to raise the dead, without my pants on.
(from the Pits of Hades to the Mountains of Madness)
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Freelance Pharmakos, and Shamanic Witchdoctor
Had to Dream the Indrizzible Dream, and wet myself.
(as long as the grass is green and the sky is blue)
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Education
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Alchemical College of Fart on a Dime
Cave in a Hard Place, to bits!
Had to live on bat poop.
B.A. in Interior Illumination
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Culann's Forge
Alpine Valley, the Moon
Had to live on Lute Fisk.
Apprentice Thundersmith
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Stonehenge Foundation School and Workshop
Chromlech Schlomlech, Avalon
Had to listen to Merlin.
Appledunker Supervisor
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© 1996 by Gregour Beatty