Confessions of a quasi-computer geek

(This page is a rant and rave. Every now and again, you've just gotta vent. Ignore it if you'd like to.)

 

 I'm one of those sort of people that you show me how to do something once, I can do it again. This really annoys my wife... my friends... my co-workers...

I am a very compentent end-user of computer software and operating systems. Prior to working for "The Man" (a.k.a. the Government) I had to learn how to work with many Operating Systems and software packages (i.e. Windows 3.1, 95, Microsoft Word, Excel, Powerpoint, Ami /Word Pro, Lotus 1-2-3, and WordPerfect) to make a living. My current position requires me to work on Windows NT 4.0, WordPerfect, MS Word, Quattro Pro, MS Excel, Presentations, PowerPoint, Access, and a bit of UNIX thrown in to make things a bit interesting.

With all this Windows and PC experience, you would think that my choice for personal computing would be something from the world of Intel or Windows technology.

But I don't. I'm an avid Apple Macintosh user.

I could use a PC, but I don't due to the security holes you could drive a Mack truck through (found out this is due to Microsoft leaving a "customization" macro program [Visual Basic Access or VBA] and problems with rampant virus proliferation (Melissa, Satan, Good Times, Join the Crew, etc.). Add to this all of the IT (Information Technology) support you will need over the life of the computer and you could put yourself into cerebral and finacial overload!!

A great example is the agency I work. It uses not one, but two technical contractors [one each for software and hardware] to administer our computer system. I don't know the exact costs we incure, but it ain't cheap.

When you compare features, prices, software and everything, I'd be stupid not to go with a Macintosh. I know, I know all the PC mavens (a.k.a. PC-weenies) are all rolling their eyes saying, "But why don't I use a real computer?". My answer is: I do.

 

 If you sit down and do the math, you may come to the same conclusion, too. Here's what a basic Macintosh system comes with:

  • 16 bit sound card (fyi, the difference between 16 bit vs. a 32 bit can't be measured by human ears -- live and learn, eh?) for hooking up great sound to a set of powered speakers or into a stereo monitor;
  • USB (Universal Serial Bus) - most new computers have moved over to a newer, faster way to hook up peripherals. A USB is "hot swapable" (i.e. can be disconnected and re-connected/replaced w/o turning off the computer) and can support many, many items. PCs were the first to come out with this (to be fair and accurate), but until the iMac came out, most people had never heard of it (including me). And many of the USB peripherals have had similar motifs to the iMac, either in their color schemes (e.g., Sony's CD Read/Rewrite Drives or Epson Stylus printers) or translucent design (Iomega's USB Zip Drive and CD burners). Sorta makes you think that the peripheral manufacturers know where a lot of their new customers are coming from, eh?;
  • True Plug & Play capability. Just hook it up, run the install software, restart and you're in business (Ever try to add-on a Zip drive, sound card or CD-ROM to a PC? Major IRQ, .dll, .ini and other conflicts arise and MS products won't tell you what's gone wrong, you're supposed to know all this.) with almost no headaches or frustration. Whatever headaches or frustrations you do run into, you can usually fix them yourself. I know quite a few PC people who literally turn white as a ghost when faced with the prospect of adding new peripherals or updating their Operating System
  • Faster clock speed. PCs tout this as a measuring stick for all computers. Yes, it is, but no, it really isn't. You have to compare like to like for fair comparisons. Most PCs use something called CISC (Compressed Information System Commands = all the commands your computer could ever do under any circumstance or situation) architechure as it's processor. CISC technology is roughly 20+ years old and is the basis for all x86 computers including the Pentiums and Celerons and for it to get faster the price goes up expotentially. Apple went to using RISC (Reduced Information System Commands = most or the majority of the commands your computer can or could do) architecture about 6 years ago under the moniker PowerPC or PPC for short. This technology is at the beginning of it's life cycle and hence can be further improved upon without a ridiculous price tag behind it (it's akin to comparing steam engine technology and high performance jet engine technology). I think it's more of a question of doing more with what you've got.
  • Backwards Compatability. Meaning that you can (most of the time) use old or older software without problems. Obviously, Microsoft and Intel haven't gotten that far in their evolution of computing. With the release of Mac OSX (or OS 10), Apple migrated to a flavor of Unix, but OSX has a built in emulator program to run software that is compatible with Mac OS 8 or higher. Ever try using Microsoft Word for Windows (the one you used with Windows 3.1) on a Wintel box running a newer version of Windows? Either it won't work at all (meaning you have to go out and buy the newest release or upgrade) or if it does work, it's extremely buggy (meaning you have to go out and buy the newest release or upgrade, too). Oy vey, it's Microsoft's world domination plan, right here in River City!
  • Graphic User Interface. Apple was the first computer manufacturer to have a mouse that worked with a point and click feature in a mass-marketed computer (1984's Lisa) versus using some archaic command line in QD-DOS 86 (quick and dirty disk operating system, basically a programmer's or hacker's language). The best descriptive phrase I've ever heard for the Mac, is that it has "a warm and fuzzy interface." Very intuitive to use and to work with as opposed to counter-intuitive systems, which I do lump UNIX (at the command line prompts) and Microsoft Windows in together where you had better know what you are doing or you could risk serious system damage or even erase the operating system.

     

    One caveat: as I learn more about the UNIX programming language, the more I can see it's power and simpler (well, for a progamming language that is) approach to the way it does what it does. I'd be the first to admit I'm not your average computer user and have been using the command line prompts to "tweak" my home computer, but I have to ask after learning UNIX why would anyone want to wor with any of the Windows programming languages? They seem so... clunky.
 

 

To quote a magazine from just a few years ago (I think it was Byte Magazine), "To see the tomorrow's computer, look at today's Macintosh."

Try doing this with a Wintel box. Hell, even PC writer John Dvorak writes in his column that he runs into major glitches from time to time. And if he's an expert and running into problems, what's the lay person supposed to be doing? Paying mega bucks for tech support or service? I don't think so.

Buying a Mac in terms of more bang for your buck, ease of use and adapability/upgrades, it's a no-brainer. Even my parents, who were afraid to turn on their computer running Windows 95, can use a Mac. That's why I helped to get them one. Technology shouldn't make your life harder, it's all about making things simpler. Don't even get me started on the Y2K bug. All Macs are at least Y3K compliant (actually, I think the Mac OS 7.0 and higher is set to go up to 28,000 AD, but 3K is a lowball estimate). To quote the late, and great, Douglas Adams ("Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy") "Apples may not be perfect, but at least we knew the century was going to end." and "It's 11:59 p.m. December 31, 1999. In about two minutes you are going to wish that you had bought a Macintosh."

Last time I checked, Macs still led the market in web servers, publishing, graphics and education. If someone ever plans on working in the desktop publishing, publishing or graphics field, that person had better know their way around the MacOS. PCs are good if you want to follow exact parameters and think only in the limits of what's there (a.k.a. thinking within a box mentality). Macs are good for stretching what you know or think that you can do, like coloring outside the lines (a.k.a. tthinking-outside-the-box mentality or Business Process Reengineering to use corporate-speak) And if you've been on a job interview recently, thinking-outside-the-box mentality was a highly sought after trait in terms of life, employment and promotion potential.

The best analogy I've recently heard for choosing any computer is deciding whether you want a hobby or an appliance. With hobbies, you spend significant hobby-time, energy, and money in tweaking this, troubleshooting that, setting up configurations, and so forth. With an appliance, you just plug it in and it works.

Thankfully, the Mac is one of the few appliances that I consider a friend rather than a tool.

... but that's my little quirk ...

 

 

At one point, even Best Buy and Circuit City tried to sell them. They didn't really do well, but at least they tried. I used to work for Best Buy and I know exactly why they didn't sell for them as well as CompUSA...training. CompUSA has cross-trained their sales staff to be able to sell Macs and PCs, Best Buy did what they do best, mediocrity. If you were selling gold bricks for $1.00 a pound, but couldn't convince people that what they really had was gold, no one would buy from you. Click here for a web page that really emphasizes how bad Best Buy can really be, I should know, I've seen this sort of stuff happen. But, that's another story for another time...

And now, iMacs have moved away from the multiple and/or ugly colors and are getting faster clock speeds and larger hard-drives. I've been trying to talk the wife into letting me get one, but I sense that she is weakening...

*UPDATE 12/06/99*

...She gave up. We have a new iMac. And contrary to common belief, we didn't get one that was lime colored, instead we went for blueberry. It rocks! And I can't get her off of it so that I can play with it.

*UPDATE 10/16/03*

I still can't get her off of it. She's really into iChat (or Instant Messaging), and IRC (Internet Relay Chat) and talks with tons of people on multiple issues from around the country and world. Why me?

And now the iMac comes in this really cool looking space-age table lamp set up. Very small, compact, and can kick some serious butt with a 1.25 gigahertz G4 processor available on the top end model. The base model iMac is 1GHz. Actually, Apple's speed ranges from a 12-inch iBook at 800 megahertz (this is twice as fast a my current computer --- waaahh!!) up to a dual 2GHz processor. According to the comparisons the 1.6GHZ G5 was definitely faster than the 3GHZ Pentium 4 and the Dual 3.06GHz Xeon based PCs.

:-D

 

But sometimes, life isn't fair. My wife's office just bought her a new 1.6GHz G5 with a DVD burner. And I'm stuck using a Dell POS. This royally sucks!!!

Here are some of my favorite Mac-related links:

MacAddict (you don't just want it, you need it!) Great place for animated GIFs and one of the best Mac-based magazines around IMHO

The Iconfactory (Mac icons that don't suck) Enough said.

 

 In case you're curious, I currently use:

Hardware:

 Software (favorites):
400 mhz Blueberry iMac w/320 megs of RAM on Mac OS 10.3.3

Microsoft Word : Mac OSX version

Adobe Photoshop 7.0

Apple 20Gb iPod (I use it for music, as an extra hard drive, and as a PDA). This is one of the coolest toys on the market!!!

Safari 2.0 (Apple's web browser - blocks pop-up ads, 'nuff said)

Internet Explorer 5.5 (Hey, it's not too bad! But Microsoft didn't write it, they bought it and put their name on it.)

Iomega Predator CD/RW firewire burner (I used to have a Sony EX100 CDR/W Drive but the cable died. I don't recommend the USB versions, they have a very slo-o-ow transfer speed, go for an IDE or Firewire version. Firewire is still a better alternative than USB 2.0, since Firewire 800 units are out, available and supported.)

 

Iomega USB Zip drive (still one of best options for a removable drive that's not too expensive)

Roxio Toast 5 (formerly Adaptec)

and my wife just got a new 15-inch loaded Powerbook (Feb. 2004)

 Hardware:

Software (favorites):
1.25 Ghz 15-inch Powerbook with 512 megs of RAM on MacOS 10.3.3 Adobe Photoshop 3.05
Gigabit Ethernet connection to a Linksys Router Adobe PageMill 2.0
Apple SuperDrive DVD-R burner (died due to "click of death" syndrome) Microsoft Office X (Word & Excel)
Epson Stylus 900 photo printer Apple's Safari 2.0 web browser
Canon LiDE30 USB flatbed scanner

I finally got rid of my 75 mhz Performa. Didn't really need it anymore. Scary thing is, it still worked. The software, monitor, modem, everything. I bought the thing in 1996 and it still had a lifetime service warranty on it (thanks to a lawsuit from a few years ago).

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