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Last updated on 09/29/03 (*see lower part of page)
Quotes I have heard spoken:
"...Archaic, Modern Vaudeville..."
"...Is that a sword in your pocket?
Or are you just happy to see me?..."
" ...Then you whip out your Magaga!"
"My WHAT??!" "Your Magaga. So that the
crowd will have a reason to cheer!" "But, they'll
laugh!" "No, they'll cheer." "No. They'll
laugh."
"Oh, Cap-tain Schnook-ie-face!!!"
"...I don't know where ye've been
lad, but I see you've won first prize..."
" Hey, these aren't one of our boots!!"
"..and the third pig was more bold
and stupid than those before him..."
"Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You
Bastards!" (no, I'm not kidding,
either)
"God Save the Keg!"
"My God, you can just smell the testosterone,
can't you?"
"I've been a naughty little Alpine
boy..."
Be careful, if you attend one of these you
may find them habit forming. Void where prohibited by law. If
painful swelling persists, please visit your doctor or at least
be more careful whom you kiss from now on...
Here are some photos from the Festivals (I'll
be adding more or swapping out shots from time to time. )
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Some renfaire folk that I know at the MD RenFest.
Russ (owner of Holy Cow) is the blonde gentleman on the right.
The other two are Steve and Pat (owners of Tall Toad, fantastic
hat makers). All are enjoying a quiet moment by being a bit weird
with a boggin's baby.
Boggin = Think cabbage patch with a demonic
lineage
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This is one of my favorite photos
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This is Leslie Glass. She was Penthouse
International Pet of the year in 1994. A very, very nice and
sweet lady. This was taken outside of the booth I work at. The
lipstick on my cheek isn't her's. Our local "Wench Walk"
decided that I should be one of their victims. But the pose was
her idea. Hey, who am I to argue with an attractive woman??
Doesn't it just suck to be me ?
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A great shot of an old friend named Kedra
(it's her real name, I saw the driver's license once upon a time...).
Very nice girl. One of the few times I've
seen her smile in a long time.
If you happen to have info on her, please
drop me a line!!!
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This is Jeanne. What can I say about her?
I've known her since she was 17 (pre-renfest). Sorry guys, she's
married (there must be some sort of virus going around, everyone
is getting married these days, me included).
Oh, and she sells Valkyrie Armour (a.k.a.
the brassieres of doom) for the fun of it at Kate Cox's stand.
I'm just thankful she doesn't personally promote the see-through
chain-mail versions.
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One of
those "notorious" rose grrls from the Maryland Renaissance
Festival named Demetra (who is a total sweetie and By the Gods
very cute!)
Yes, people, she does accept tips.
If you see her at Fest, ask her to
do the shimmy for you.
Then duck!
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