Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I will fear no evil
FOR I AM THE ORNERIEST PEST IN THE VALLEY!
But enough about my personal problems.
You came to read my heroic ballads, and you shall indeed!
WARNING!
The Sturgeon Geritol has determined that my heroic ballads
are hazardous to your mental health.
They are also sinful and probably fattening.
The Ballad of the Erroneous Knight
The Ballad of the Page's Quest
The Ballad of the Great Revolt
The Ballad of the Purloined Throne
The Ballad of the Conniving Count
The Ballad of the Vicious Virus
The Ballad of the Marvelous Pig
The Ballad of the Wandering Cows
The Ballad of the Painted Church
The Ballad of the Star of Ecstasy
So, you don't like any of my heroic ballads?
Well okay then, just go write your own!
Still can't get the hang of heroic ballads? Maybe you need to get a bit of religion.
Now, just to promote freedom of religion, I'll offer you a choice.
Believing in Zorb the Sacred Crocodile
Believing in Fred the Bicycle God
Believing in Cramshaw the Creator
Believing in Nelson the Nissan
You don't believe in any of that hogwash, you say? Hey, I don't either!
Anything to say to me? Now's your chance!
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