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You Know You're Obsessed When...
§ You are no longer allowed to talk about LOTR around your family
§ You try to ‘run lightly’ over snow again…and again…and again
§ You ‘wish lists’ consists of anything LOTR
§ You wish your ears were pointy
§ You constantly check the mirror, just incase they have suddenly become pointy
§ You hate wearing shoes
§ You point out people that look like hobbits, dwarves, elves, etc…
§ You make friends with people simply because they look like hobbits, dwarves, elves, etc…
§ Your friends are convinced that everything you say is LOTR related
§ Your friends are sick of hearing about LOTR
§ You makes lists like this
§ You have made a fellowship cloak
§ You have worn your fellowship cloak in public
§ You read lists like this
§ You ask restaurant staff why there aren’t lembas on the menu
§ You don’t like reading LOTR parodies because you find them offensive
§ Your spare time is spent surfing LOTR sites
§ Your friends have to hold you back when someone insults LOTR, especially if they call it boring
§ You can relate anything to LOTR
§ You think that tree at the bus stop looks like an ent
§ You know what LOTR, FOTR, TTT, ROTK, and SIL mean and use them regularly
§ Your walls are invisible behind LOTR posters, pictures, etc
§ You’ve memorized parts from the books
§ You’ve memorized parts from the movies
§ You’ve memorized the parts in Elvish
§ You recited an poem in Elvish for your English class
§ “Lord of the Rings” is the phrase that will get you out of your daydreams
§ You have a LOTR related nickname
§ You respond to that nickname
§ You call everything your ‘precious’
§ You’ve named one of your pets after a LOTR character
§ A day doesn’t pass when you haven’t day dreamed about it
§ You watch TV just to see a commercial related to LOTR
§ If anyone shows slight interest in it, they are automatically your best friend
§ You write songs, skits, stories, etc about Lord of the Rings
§ You listen to the cast saying “Welcome to Lord of the Rings. Net” over and over and over again
§ You wear the ring on a chain around your neck
§ You will not let anyone touch your ring, for fear they will become evil and take it
§ You have been known to hurt people who do try to touch your ring
§ You have a sign on your door that says “Speak, friend, and enter”
§ You shout ‘edro, edro’ at your jammed locker
§ You are in love with a fictional character
§ You are convinced that all the characters are real
§ You name places in your neighborhood after places in LOTR
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