A/N: I'm so sorry for not getting this out sooner. I know this chapter is kinda short and plotless, but it's funny and at least I got something out, eh? I wan't reviews! I'm being selfish, I know, but no reviews means no updates, got that? I want to know what you people think of the story? And I also want to know what you think should happen in the story, if your idea is good I might just use it. ^_^ Seeing as this entire story doesn't seem to have a plot, other than to get the entire fellowship in, and get Leggsie to fit in, I'm open to whatever you think should happen to him.

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An Undying World
Chapter Seven: What About This? (Mani Bauth Sina?)

"Yo elf!" Elessar called, opening the door to Legolas' room, "Wake up time!"

"I'm already awake Elessar."

"Oh bugger," Elessar sighed, leaning back against the door frame, "No I don't get to pour water on your head." The elf shot him a look which caused the man to laugh, "I was kidding."

"Not funny," Legolas glared.

"Yeah... Anyway, Gandalf says you need some of your own normal clothes. Not that I have a problem with you living off of me like you've been doing for the past week. But--"

"You're rambling again..." The human emideatly fell silent, "So, in short, we're going shopping?"

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"No, no, no!"

"Please Elessar!"

Shaking his head forcefully Elessar stared down at the hobbits, "No, this is not a 'buy the hobbits new clothes' shopping trip. This is a 'Legolas needs to stop wearing my clothes and get some of his own' kind of trip."

"Come on, please!" The hobbits begged.

"No means no."

"Give them a break Elessar," As usuall the elf couldn't bear to leave the little ones behind, "I don't see the harm in simply bringing them along."

"But they won't all fit in the car," The man explained, then added quickly to said hobbits, "No, you can't use that as an excuse to buy a new one because we don't have enough money." The hobbits sighed degectedly and slumped back onto the sofa as Elessar pulled Legolas out the door.

Unfortunatly, no one as of yet had taken the liberty of explaining 'car' to the elven prince. Legolas frowned and followed the man out the door, calling worriedly, "Elessar... Elessar, what's a car?"

The man stopped dead in his tracks, causing the elf to almost run into him. Turining around he questioned, "You don't know what a car is?" Legolas shook his head, blond locks falling into his face, "Well... Uhm... It's a sort of machine that's like a cart..." Elessar began, trying to make it as simple as possible, "You sit inside and turn it on, and it takes you places. But you have to stear it with this wheel-esque thing, that turns the wheels on the ground. And there's lots of buttons and stuff and it's really confuzing... And you have to have a lisence to drive it because it's kinda hard..." He turned his gaze back to the elf, who still looked confuzed, "It'll make more sence later."

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"What's this button do?"

"That turns on the radio."

"What's a radio?"

"It plays music."

"What kinda music?"

"All kinds of music."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"Can I try?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because."

"But I like music, I want to hear."

"Uhm.. Modern music is a tad different than what you remember."

"It is?"

"Yes."

"How so?"

"You know what the hobbits play?" A nod from the elf, "That's modern music."

"Oh..." A pause, "What's this button do?"

"That's the air conditioner."

"What's an air con-- con-- that thing?"

"It blows air to... Change the temperature in the car."

"Can I try?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because we don't need to change the temerature in the car, it's fine the way it is."

"Oh... What's this do?"

"Don't touch that."

"Why not?"

"Because I said so."

"Why?"

"Because."

"Geeze... Who died and made you king?"

"Arathorn."

The elf was silent as he pondered this comment. Unable to come up with a good come back he simply glared at the man, "Damn you."


To be continued...