ABNORMAL PEEPLE —
DIAGNOSIS AND TREATMENT
ABNORMAL PEEPLE — DIAGNOSIS AND TREATMENT IS DR SIMMON'S FLAGSHIP BOOK. DR SIMMONS LOOKS AT ABNORMAL PSYCHOLOGY IN AN EVEN MORE ABNORMAL WAY. DR SIMMONS BRINGS A TWISTED AND NON CONFORMIST PERSPECTIVE TO SUCH PSYCHOLOGICAL CONDITIONS AS MANIAC DEPRESSION, INCEST (FUCKING YOUR RELATIVES), NECROPHILIA (FUCKING DEAD PEEPLE), BEASTIALITY (FUCKING ANIMALS), BORN AGAIN PERSONALITY DISORDER (FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASSES), FIREMANIA, MUST BE MARRIED PERSONALITY DISORDER, INTERNET ADDICTION, AND CHEAPSKATE PERSONALITY DISORDER AMONG OTHERS.
THE BOOK IS 237 PAGES LONG AND THEY ALL HAVE WORDS ON THEM. IT IS FILLED WITH TWISTED HUMOR, PERSONAL OPINION, PROFANITY, AND A LOT OF MADE UP SHIT. THE COVER PRICE IS $14.95. THE REST OF THE BOOK IS FREE IF YOU BUY THE COVER. THE BOOK IS PRINTED ON ACID FREE PAPER. YOU WON'T HALLUCINATE IF YOU CHEW ON THE PAGES.
I USED "TIMES NEW ROMAN" FOR THE BODY OF THE BOOK AND USED "COMIC SANS" IN SELECT PLACES FOR THOSE OF YOU FONTAHOLICS THAT GIVE A DAMN. I TRIED TO WRITE THE BOOK COMPLETELY WITHOUT FONTS, BUT I RAN INTO ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMS AND EVENTUALLY ABANDONED THE IDEA.
IT SEEMS LIKE I AM BEING MEAN AND INSENSITIVE IN THIS BOOK. ACTUALLY I AM BEING MEAN AND INSENSITIVE. I AINT GONNA LIE TO YOU. THAT IS THE WAY THAT I WRITE MUCH OF THE TIME. IF THIS OFFENDS YOU, THEN MY BOOKS AND MY WRITINGS AINT FOR YOU. BUT I KNOW THERE ARE A LOT OF YOU SICKOS OUT THERE THAT WILL REALLY LIKE MY WRITINGS. MORE POWER TO YOU.
SOME PEEPLE GET SQUEAMISH WITH TOPICS SUCH AS BEASTIALITY, INCEST, NECROPHILIA. OTHERS, HOWEVER, CAN APPRECIATE THE POTENTIAL FOR HUMOR THAT THESE AND OTHER MENTAL DISORDERS CARRY. SOME PEEPLE CAN LOOK AT TWISTED HUMOR EMANATING FROM A SICK MIND AND GET A GOOD LAUGH OUT OF IT. I HAD THESE PEEPLE IN MIND WHEN I WROTE THIS BOOK.
I THINK I DID A GOOD JOB WITH THIS BOOK. THEN AGAIN, I AM FUCKED UP IN THE HEAD AND SOMETIMES HAVE A HARD TIME DISTINGUISHING FANTASY FROM REALITY. TO BE FAIR, IT IS HARD TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO SOMETIMES. REALITY USUALLY HURTS MORE THOUGH.
THE BOOK MAKES A GREAT CHRISTMAS GIFT. BUT DON'T BUY IT FOR ME FOR CHRISTMAS. I ALREADY HAVE A FEW COPIES. GET ME SOME PORNOGRAPHY INSTEAD.
THIS IS THE BOOK OF THE SECOND MILLENNIUM. GIVE IT SOME FUCKIN RESPECT. I HAVE LINKS TO EXCERPTS FROM THE BOOK BELOW. CHECK THEM OUT. I HAVE A LINK TO A MAJOR ONLINE BOOKSTORE WHERE THEY SELL MY BOOK. SURE YOU CAN BUY AND READ BOOKS BY OTHER AUTHORS INSTEAD, BUT WHAT THE HELL DO I GET OUT OF IT? SAMPLES FROM THE WONDERFUL BOOK, ABNORMAL PEEPLE — DIAGNOSIS AND TREATMENT
BARNESANDNOBLE.COM IS CARRYING MY BOOK, ABNORMAL PEEPLE — DIAGNOSIS AND TREATMENT. THE ISBN NUMBER OF THE BOOK IS : 0-9676849-0-0. THE BOOK IS A PARODY OF ABNORMAL PSYCHOLOGY. IT USES TWISTED HUMOR, CONTROVERSIAL IDEAS, AND ADULT LANGUAGE AND TOPICS. IT IS MEANT FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. DON'T USE IT AS A SELF HELP BOOK UNLESS YOU ARE A DUMBFUCK! BARNESANDNOBLE.COM — "ABNORMAL PEEPLE — DIAGNOSIS AND TREATMENT"
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