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WELCOME MONEY INTERESTED WEB SURFERS. WELCOME TO MY PAGE OF FINANCIAL LINKS. THESE LINKS PROVIDE HELP FOR THE INVESTOR OR SPECULATOR. OF COURSE MOST OF YOU AINT SAVVY WITH MONEY LIKE I AM. BUT I PROVIDE THESE LINKS FOR YOU ANYWAY. MAYBE THERE'S HOPE FOR A FEW OF YOU.

MANY OF THESE FINANCIAL SITES FEATURED HERE OFFER SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE BUT GIVE OUT A LOT FOR FREE TOO. CHECK THEM OUT AND DECIDE FOR YOURSELF WHETHER YOU FIND THEIR SERVICES VALUABLE. I DON'T GET ANY MONEY EITHER WAY. I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THESE PEEPLE RUNNING THESE COMPANIES. WHY THE HELL WOULD THEY FUCKIN ASSOCIATE WITH BLUE COLLAR ME?

I AM DIFFERENT THAN MOST INVESTMENT THEORISTS. I DON'T BELIEVE IN THE BULLSHIT THEORY THAT STOCKS ARE ALWAYS A GOOD LONG-TERM INVESTMENT. "BUY GOOD COMPANIES AT ANY PRICE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED OVER THE LONG-TERM." THAT''S FUCKIN FINANCIAL GARBAGE. YOU WILL BE REWARDED WITH DISAPPOINTMENT AND REGRET, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ADOPT THIS LONG-TERM PERSPECTIVE ON STOCKS DURING A TIME WHEN THE MARKET IS EXTREMELY OVERVALUED, SUCH AS IT WAS IN THE MID NINETIES AND WELL INTO 2000.

I ALSO DON'T BELIEVE IN LOOKING FOR MONEY LOSING INVESTMENTS SO THAT I COULD TAKE A TAX LOSS. THIS INCLUDES BIG INTEREST DEDUCTIONS ON HUGE LOANS FOR HEAVILY OVERVALUED HOUSES. TAKING REPEATED TAX LOSSES AINT A FUCKIN GOOD WAY TO GET RICH. IT'S A LOSER'S STRATEGY, BUT TAX DEDUCTIBLE LOSSES ARE HEAVILY CELEBRATED BY THE FUCKIN DUMFUCKS THAT CALL THEMSLEVES FINANCIAL PLANNERS. WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY PLANNING? FAILURE? STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THEM.

MOST OF YOU ARE CONFORMISTS WHO HAVE TROUBLE THINKING INDEPENDENTLY AND WILL GET CAUGHT UP IN "SAME THINKING" WHEN IT COMES TO INVESTING. IF SOMETHING SEEMS LIKE AN INVESTING TRUTH TO THE MASSES AND THE PROFESSIONALS IN THE FINANCIAL FIELD, THEN MOST OF YOU UNTHINKINGLY WILL FOLLOW THEIR POISONED WISDOM. GET A FUCKIN MIND OF YOUR OWN. IF YOU CAN TRUST YOUR OWN MIND TO THINK INDEPENDENTLY, THEN THESE SITES MAY PROVE VERY USEFUL TO YOU IN MAKING AND HOLDING ON TO YOUR MONEY.

YAHOO! FINANCE — GET STOCK QUOTES SO THAT YOU CAN BE RICH LIKE ME. BUT DON'T JUST COME FOR THE QUOTES. THIS SITE ALSO FEATURES SYMBOL LOOKUP, COMPANY PROFILES, COMPANY NEWS, INSIDER TRANSACTIONS, SHORT-TERM AND LONG-TERM CHARTS OF A STOCK'S OR STOCK INDEX'S PERFORMANCE, AND MUCH MORE.

STOCK CHARTS — THIS SITE IS ASSOCIATED WITH TECHNICAL TRADER JOHN MURPHY, WELL KNOWN FROM HIS APPEARANCES ON CNBC. YOU CAN VIEW CHARTS ON ALL KINDS OF FINANCIAL INDICATORS HERE.

CHICAGO BOARD OPTIONS EXCHANGE — THE CBOE IS THE LEADER IN EXCHANGE TRADED STOCK OPTIONS. YOU CAN GET QUOTES FOR EXCHANGE TRADED OPTIONS, EVEN IF THEY ARE TRADED ON AN EXCHANGE OTHER THAN THE CBOE. CHECK OUT THE PUT CALL RATIO TO GAUGE MARKET SENTIMENT. THE SMART TRADERS DO IT.

iTULIP — THEY ARE CRITICAL OF THE INTERNET STOCK BUBBLE THAT STARTED DEVELOPING IN THE MID 1990's AND POPPED LIKE A TWENTY FIVE YEAR OLD VIRGIN WOMAN'S CHERRY IN EARLY 2000.

FUCKED COMPANY — THEY CALL THEMSELVES THE OFFICAL LUBRICANT OF THE NEW ECONOMY, WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS. ARE THEY THE KY OF IPO? ARE THEY THE ASTROGLIDE OF THE MARKET SLIDE? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS? THEY HAVE A DISCUSSION BOARD WHICH DEALS WITH TECHNOLOGY AND INTERNET COMPANIES THAT ARE DOING POORLY, LAYING OFF WORKERS, OR HAVE GONE OUT OF BUSINESS.

SCHAEFFERS RESEARCH — BERNIE SCHAEFFER SPECIALIZES IN EXCHANGE TRADED OPTIONS AND USING OPTION DATA TO PREDICT THE MOVEMENT OF THE STOCK MARKET OR INDIVIDUAL STOCKS. HIS SITE ALSO FEATURES IMPORTANT INFORMATION SUCH AS INVESTOR INTELLIGENCE BULLISH BEARISH SURVEY DATA, PUT CALL RATIOS, AND VOLATILITY MEASURES OF THE MARKET SUCH AS THE VIX INDEX.

FLECKENSTEIN CAPITAL — WILLIAM FLECKENSTEIN WRITES A COLUMN FOR REALMONEY WHICH IS A PART OF THESTREET.COM. HE IS NEGATIVE TOWARDS ALAN GREENSPAN FOR CREATING THE STOCK MARKET BUBBLE THROUGH AN "EASY MONEY" POLICY. HE LOOKS FOR MAJOR TRENDS DEVELOPING IN THE MARKETS.

ETF CONNECT — INFORMATION AND MORE INFORMATION ON CLOSED END FUNDS AND EXCHANGE TRADED FUNDS. THERE ARE FUNDS THAT TRACK INDEXES SUCH AS THE S&P 500 AND THE S&P MIDCAP. THERE ARE FUNDS WHICH TRACK STOCKS IN VARIOUS INDUSTRY SECTORS SUCH AS ENERGY, FINANCE, HEALTH CARE, INDUSTRIAL, AND TECHNOLOGY. THERE ARE ALSO FUNDS WHICH TRACK BOND MARKET INDEXES AND FOREIGN STOCK MARKETS.

TRIMTABS INVESTMENT RESEARCH — NO, THIS IS NOT A SERVICE FOR KEEPING TRACK OF HOW MUCH TRIM YOU GET IN A YEAR. THIS COMPANY TRACKS THE LIQUIDITY OF THE STOCK MARKET TO LOOK FOR INDICATIONS OF WHETHER THE STOCK MARKET WILL GO UP OR DOWN BASED ON MONEY FLOW. MONEY FLOW INCLUDES BUYING OR SELLING BY COMPANY INSIDERS, PUBLIC STOCK OFFERINGS, MUTUAL FUNDS INFLOWS OR OUTFLOWS, AND OTHER SOURCES.

LOUIS RUKEYSER'S WALL STREET — LOUIS RUKEYSER HAS BEEN ON TV FOR OVER THIRTY YEARS INTERVIEWING MONEY MANAGER, ECONOMISTS, AND FINANCIAL ANALYSTS. THIS GUY LIKES TO WINK AT HIS TELEVISION AUDIENCE AFTER HE SAYS SOMETHING WITTY. DON'T ASK ME WHY.

AMERICAN STOCK EXCHANGE — INFORMATION ON OPTIONS, EXCHANGE TRADED FUNDS AND MORE.

WALL STREET JOURNAL ONLINE — HOME OF THE WALL STREET JOURNAL AND BARRONS WHICH ARE COMPREHENSIVE FINANCIAL PUBLICATIONS.

VTO REPORT — THIS SITE FEATURES MARKET SENTIMENT DATA, RELATIVE STRENGHT DATA ON SEVERAL OF THE MAJOR MARKET INDEXES, COMMITMENT OF TRADERS FOR S&P FUTURES AND MORE.

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