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HELLO WEB SURFERS! YOU ALL KNOW WHY YOU ARE HERE. YOU ARE HERE TO CELEBRATE ME. WHY? BECAUSE I AM PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS AS A MOTHER FUCKER. PRECIOUS AS A SENTIENT HUMAN BEING. AND I LOVE ME FOR THAT. I REALLY DO. AND I AM NOT ASHAMED OF IT. I AM THE GREAT DR SIMMONS - DOCTER ARTEUS SIMMONS.

I AM GREAT IN THAT I CAN SEE THINGS WITH LESS BIAS THAN MOST PEEPLE. I CAN SEE WHAT IS IN FRONT OF ME INSTEAD OF WHAT SOCIETY HAS TRIED TO CONDITION ME TO SEE. I AM TRUE TO MY REASONING EVEN IF I AM NOT ALWAYS RIGHT. AND YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF ME FOR THAT.

I AM NOT AFRAID TO BELIEVE WHAT MY MIND AND REASONING ABILITY TELL ME IS TRUE. THEY ARE NOT INFALLIBLE, BUT THEY ARE DAMN CLOSE. AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO SPEAK MY MIND OR ACTUALLY WRITE MY MIND. OR TO USE BAD GRAMMAR IF I FUCKIN FEEL LIKE IT. BECAUSE IT IS MY WRITING AND NO ONE ELSE'S.

YET I AM NOT ANTI SOCIAL. I AM NOT A FUCKIN VIOLENT CRIMINAL. I AM NOT SOME FUCKIN LOSER THAT NEEDS TO ROB PEEPLE OR DEFRAUD THEM. I DON'T STEAL, VANDALIZE SHIT, RAPE, MURDER OR PLAY TRASHY RAP MUSIC REAL LOUD AT THREE O' FUCKIN CLOCK IN THE MORNING. I DON'T GET INTO FIGHTS AT THE DROP OF A HAT. I AM TOO MATURE FOR THAT.

I LIKE TO CUSS, BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME ANY LESS WONDERFUL. IT JUST MEANS THAT I EXPRESS MYSELF THE WAY I NEED TO SOMETIMES. BUT CUSSING CAN BE A DOUBLE EDGE SWORD. IT IS FOR THE WEAK TO EXPRESS THEIR IRRATIONAL ANGER, CONFUSION, AND JUST PLAIN SIMPLENESS. BUT IT IS ALSO FOR THE STRONG MINDED SINCE THEY KNOW THE POWER OF PROFANITY AND THEY KNOW HOW TO USE IT IN DIFFERENT SITUATIONS IN ORDER TO EXPRESS THEMSELVES AND WHAT THEY ARE FEELING TO THE FULLEST, AND ALSO TO GET A LOT OF LAUGHS IF THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TIMING.

I AM NOT A GOD, BUT I MAKE GODS ENVIOUS BECAUSE I CAN HOLD TRUE TO MY BELIEFS, HOLD TRUE TO MY VIEW OF THE WORLD, INSTEAD OF NEEDING THE INTELLECTUAL AND EMOTIONAL COMFORT THAT COMES FROM SURRENDERING ONESELF TO SOCIETY'S FAVORITE RELIGION OR TO THE RELIGION OF THE MOMENT. IF YOU WANT TO WORSHIP ME AS A GOD, THAT IS ALRIGHT. JUST DON'T FUCKIN GET FANATICAL ABOUT IT.

MOST OF THE GODS KNOW MY REPUTATION FOR INTELLIGENT THOUGHT AND SO DESPERATELY WANT ME TO BELIEVE IN THEM AND MAKE THOSE BELIEFS PUBLIC TO THE WORLD BECAUSE THEN THAT WOULD CERTIFY THEM AS REAL AND LEGITIMATE TO THE WORLD. (OR AT LEAST TO PEEPLE THAT FUCKIN READ MY WRITINGS) BUT I'M NOT GONNA GIVE IN NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY TEMPT ME TO SURRENDER MY MIND AND DEFY REASON TO ACCEPT THEIR STRUCTURED IRRATIONAL BELIEF SYSTEM. I'M NOT GONNA GIVE IN, NEVER.

SO BY NOW YOU PROBABLY REALIZE HOW PRECIOUS I REALLY AM. DON'T BE INTIMIDATED BY THAT. JUST TRY TO LEARN FROM IT. I AM PRECIOUS AS A MOTHER FUCKER. AND I LOVE ME SO MUCH FOR THAT. YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THAT TOO.

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