DR SIMMONS WEBRINGS PAGE
THIS IS MY WEBRINGS PAGE. WEBRINGS ALLOW SITES COVERING SIMILIAR TOPICS TO BAND TOGETHER THROUGH HTML CODE SO THAT WEB SURFERS CAN FIND THEIR SITES EASIER AND WEB SITES CAN GAIN MORE HITS. CHECK OUT THE WEBRINGS THAT I BELONG TO. I DON'T OWN, MANAGE, OR RUN ANY OF THESE WEBRINGS. THAT WOULD SEVERELY CUT INTO MY PARTY TIME.
EVEN THOUGH I AM A WORLD FAMOUS AUTHOR, I DON'T GET ACCEPTED INTO EVERY WEBRING TO WHICH I APPLY. I GOT REJECTED BY THE ESP WEBRING EVEN THOUGH I HADN'T EVEN APPLIED YET. THAT LET THE AIR OUT OF MY SAILS.
DIMETRODEN'S YAHOO! PROFILE — MY YAHOO! PROFILE. YAHOO! FORMERLY RAN THE WEBRING.ORG SYSTEM.
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THIS IS THE FIRST WEBRING THAT I JOINED. I JOINED THEM ON 10/26/2000. I LOST MY WEBRING VIRGINITY THE DAY I SUBMITTED MYSELF TO THEM. IT WAS WONDERFUL. IT WAS PASSIONATE. MY HEAD WAS SPINNING. BUT I BLED LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER. I HAD TO PUT SEVERAL TAMPONS IN. DON'T ASK ME WHY I NEEDED TAMPONS SINCE I AM A DUDE. SHIT JUST HAPPENS UNEXPECTEDLY SOMETIMES.
THIS IS A WEBRING FOR US EVIL ATHEISTS. WE ARE A BUNCH OF PASSIONATE ATHEISTS WHO ARE PROUD OF OUR BELIEFS. A LOT OF CHRISTIANS CALL US EVIL BECAUSE WE DON'T BELIEVE THEIR IRRATIONAL INSECURE SELF SERVING DOGMA. A LOT OF IGNORANT PEEPLE THINK THAT US ATHEISTS WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. I DO BUT MOST OTHER ATHEISTS DON'T.
WE ARE GOOD PEEPLE WHO JUST DON'T BELIEVE. WHY SHOULD WE HAVE TO BELIEVE IN SOME TYPE OF GOD? CAN'T WE JUST TRUST OUR MINDS AND OUR REASONING TO ACCEPT WHAT WE SEE AND REFUSE TO ACCEPT WHAT OTHERS WANT US TO BELIEVE SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY WANT US TO BELIEVE IT? WE ATHEISTS ARE JUST SICK OF THE IRRATIONALITY AND INTOLERANCE PROPOGATED BY THE DIFFERENT RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD. WE BANDED TOGETHER SO THAT WE CAN BE SICK OF ALL THAT TOGETHER. IF YOU AINT A SIMPLE DUMBFUCK, THEN ATHEISM MIGHT BE THE ANSWER FOR YOU.
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THIS IS THE VERY SECOND WEBRING THAT I JOINED. I TEAMED UP WITH THIS WEBRING ON 11/14/2000. IT WAS A WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE ALSO, BUT I DIDN'T BLEED THIS TIME. I LEFT THE TAMPONS ON THE SHELF IN THE BATHROOM CLOSET.
DARK HUMOR IS FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO GO BEYOND FAMILY FRIENDLY SO THAT THEY CAN FIND SITES THAT ARE HUMOR FRIENDLY. FAMILY FRIENDLY MEANS THAT SHIT IS WRITTEN SO THAT IT IS ACCEPTABLE EVEN TO DUMB LITTLE CHILDREN. FAMILY FRIENDLY IS ALSO FOR ADULTS WHO CAN'T HANDLE FUCKIN PROFANITY FOR SOME GOD DAMN REASON.
IF YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR AND CAN HANDLE ADULT IDEAS AND LANGUAGE, THEN CHECK OUT THE SITES THAT BELONG TO THIS WEBRING. THEY COVER VARIOUS TOIPICS AND COVER HUMOR FROM MANY PERSPECTIVES. LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE, EVEN IF YOU AINT SICK, AND DARK HUMOR IS GOOD FOR LAUGHTER.
THIS IS THE VERY THIRD WEBRING THAT I JOINED. I LOST MY SOUL AND ENDED UP IN THIS WEBRING ON 02/10/2001. ACTUALLY I THINK I HAVE BEEN A LOST SOUL FOR MOST OF MY MORTAL LIFE. THIS WEBRING IS FOR LOST SOULS WHO MAY BE LOST SOULS FOR VARIOUS REASONS. IF YOU ARE LOST AND WANT TO BE AROUND OTHER LOST SOULS, THEN TAKE A LOOK AT THIS WEBRING.
SOME PEEPLE FEEL THAT I AM A LOST SOUL BECAUSE I AM AN ATHEIST. OTHERS FEEL THAT I AM A LOST SOUL BECAUSE I AM SO MEAN AND INSENSITIVE IN MY WRITINGS. STILL OTHERS THINK THAT I AM A LOST SOUL BECAUSE OF MY NONCONFORMIST BELIEFS. MY BELIEFS DON'T MAKE ME A LOST SOUL, BUT THE FUCKIN DISENFRANCHISEMENT THAT I FEEL FROM SOCIETY FOR BEING A RATIONAL CRITICAL THINKING LAID BACK ATHEIST MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A LOST SOUL. SO MAYBE I AM.
SOME PEEPLE FEEL THAT I AM A LOST SOUL BECAUSE I ALWAYS ACT STRANGE AND TELL WEIRD JOKES THAT MAKE OTHERS AROUND ME FEEL CREEPY. OTHERS FEEL THAT I AM A LOST SOUL BECAUSE I AM SO WRAPPED UP IN SEX, PORNOGRAPHY, DIRTY HUMOR, AND BEER DRINKING. MAYBE SO, BUT THESE ARE FINE THINGS TO BE WRAPPED UP IN. MAYBE I AM A LOST SOUL. JOKING, DRINKING, AND FUCKING - NOW THAT'S THE LIFE. MAYBE LOSING MY SOUL AINT SO BAD AFTER ALL.
THIS IS THE VERY FOURTH WEBRING THAT I JOINED. I AM ALMOST INTO DOUBLE DIGITS NOW. THIS IS A PSYCHOTIC WEBRING. SOME PEEPLE THINK THAT I AM NOT FAR FROM BEING PSYCHOTIC. THE REST THINK THAT I AM ALREADY THERE. SO I GUESS I FIT IN.
I'M NOT PSYCHOTIC LIKE SOMEONE WHO COULD GO CRAZY AND KILL SOMEONE OVER SOMETHING TRIVIAL. NOT UNLESS PEEPLE DON'T START BUYING MY BOOK TO SHOW ME RESPECT FOR MY PROFESSIONAL ACHIEVEMENTS.
THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT I AM PSYCHOTIC. BUT I AM NOT SURE THAT I BELIEVE THEM. THEY HAVE BEEN WRONG BEFORE. THEY TOLD ME TO HIT ON JENNIFER LOPEZ BECAUSE I HAD A GOOD CHANCE TO GET SOME FINE BOOTY FROM HER. DAMN IF I DIDN'T GET ANOTHER FUCKIN REJECTION. BUT ANOTHER VOICE IN MY HEAD TOLD ME TO EXPECT REJECTION, SO I GUESS THE VOICES WERE HALF RIGHT. IF THE VOICES ARE HALF RIGHT WITH YOU, THEN LOOK AT THIS WEBRING.
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