DR SIMMONS MISCELLANEOUS LINKS PAGE
YOU CAN BOOKMARK ME FOR
ONLY ONE DOLLAR A DAY.
REALBEER.COM — THIS IS A COMPREHENSIVE BEER SITE. THEY HAVE A LOT OF INFORMATION ABOUT BEER. GO THERE AND LEARN SOMETHING.
MAPQUEST — SOMETIMES I GET REAL DRUNK AND END UP FAR AWAY AND NEED A MAP TO HELP ME FIND MY WAY HOME.
ADC MAPS HOME PAGE — SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKIN DRUNK THAT I NEED A WHOLE BOOK OF MAPS TO GET ME HOME.
NFL.COM — THE OFFICIAL WEB SITE OF THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE. THEY HAVE A SECTION DEDICATED TO EACH TEAM.
ESPN — NO! IT'S NOT THE EXTRA SENSORY PERCEPTION NETWORK. IF YOU LIKE SPORTS, THEN GO HERE AFTER YOU ARE DONE LOOKING AT PORN.
SPENCERS — BUY A LAVA LAMP OR OTHER INTERESTING AND PROVOCATIVE GIFTS.
WOMEN SEEKING MEN - MAIL ORDER BRIDES — IF YOU CAN'T FIND AN AMERICAN WOMAN THAT PUTS OUT LIKE SHE IS SUPPOSED TO, THEN GET A FOREIGN WOMAN. THEY ARE MUCH MORE AGREEABLE AND LESS SEXUALLY MANIPULATIVE. THERE ARE PHILLIPINE WOMEN AS WELL AS WOMEN FROM OTHER COUNTRIES PICTURED ON THIS SITE. I'M GONNA LOOK FOR THREE OR FOUR MAIL ORDER BRIDES SO THAT I HAVE A BACKUP IF ONE IS ON THE RAG.
OVERSEAS MATCH — MORE MAIL ORDER BRIDES. IT'S LIKE PUSSY IN THE MAIL. THANK YOU MR. POSTMAN.
WEATHER.COM — THE WEATHER CHANNEL. THE WEATHER IS EVERYWHERE NO MATTER WHERE YOU LIVE. YOU CAN'T AVOID IT - EVEN IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF MONEY. YOU CAN GET LOCAL WEATHER INFORMATION BY TYPING IN YOUR ZIP CODE. I GIVE YOU THIS LINK BECAUSE I AM FUCKIN PRACTICAL.
JERRY SPRINGER SHOW — TALK SHOW HOST WHO LIKES TO SEE PEEPLE FIGHT. HE'S LOOKING FOR REPUBLICAN TRANSSEXUAL LESBIAN ADULTERERS TO BE GUESTS ON HIS SHOW.
DEAD OR ALIVE — THIS SITE GIVES INFORMATION ON THE LIFE OR DEATH STATUS OF THOUSANDS OF CELEBRITIES. CHECK AND SEE WHETHER YOUR FAVORITE CELEBRITY HAS CROAKED OR IS STILL BREATHING.
ANTITELEMARKETER.COM — A SITE FEATURING WAYS TO DEAL WITH THOSE TELEMARKETING BASTARDS THAT FUCKIN INTERRUPT YOUR SUPPER WITH THEIR STUPID AUTODIALERS.
NATHANIEL BRANDEN — ONE OF THE FEW PSYCHOLOGISTS THAT ACTUALLY UNDERSTANDS PSYCHOLOGY. HE IS SMART AND INSIGHTFUL IN GENERAL TOO. HE BANGED AYN RAND, AND OBJECTIVISM WAS BORN FROM THAT.
ABC NEWS ONLINE — GET HEADLINES FOR VARIOUS NEWS AREAS ON THIS PAGE OF THE ABC NEWS WEBSITE.
ZAP2IT TV LISTINGS — COMPREHENSIVE ONLINE TV GUIDE. HAS CABLE LISTINGS TOO.
MERRIAM-WEBSTER DICTIONARY — LOOK UP ALL MY MISSPELLED WORDS HERE.
SINUSITIS — DR TICHENOR PUTS SINUSES ON THE WEB FOR YOU; INFORMATION AND TREATMENT.
AMERICA'S MOST WANTED — THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE FOR THE TV SHOW. HELP THEM CATCH CRIMINALS WHILE YOU SIT ON THE COUCH IN FRONT OF THE TV DRINKING BEER IN YOUR UNDERWEAR.
FBI LIST OF MOST WANTED TERRORISTS — HELP CATCH SOME OF THESE TERRORIST DICKHEADS. YOU CAN CALL THE FBI TIP LINE AT 1-866-483-5137. I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THIS. YOU CAN DOWNLOAD THE IMAGES TO PUT ON YOUR DART BOARD. THE ONLY GOOD TERRORIST IS A DEAD TERRORIST.
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