DR SIMMONS MUSIC LINKS PAGE
DOCTER SIMMONS WITH A FRO - I LOVE THE SEVENTIES

HELLO MUSIC LOVING WEB SURFERS. I AM DR SIMMONS. WELCOME TO MY MUSIC LINKS PAGE. I HAVE SOME GREAT LINKS HERE FOR YOU THAT REFLECT MUSIC THAT MEANS SOMETHING - MUSIC WITH GOOD LYRICS AND GOOD SOUND. I LIKE CLASSIC ROCK, LITE ROCK, SOME OLD COUNTRY CROSSOVER, SOME DISCO, AND ADULT CONTEMPORARY FROM THE SEVENTIES AND EARLY EIGHTIES. (WHICH AINT ACTUALLY CONTEMPORARY ANY MORE) THIS IS THE TYPE OF MUSIC THAT I BRING TO YOU WITH MY MUSIC LINKS PAGE.

IF YOU'VE READ MY WRITINGS, YOU MAY BE WEARY OF ME. YOU KNOW THAT I RANT AND BITCH AND CUSS AND THROW SARCASM AROUND LIKE IT IS WATER, AND THAT I AM SLIGHTLY OPINIONATED. I MAY BE OFFENSIVE AS HELL, BUT I HAVE GOOD TASTE IN MUSIC. YOU CAN'T SAY I HAVE POOR TASTE IN MUSIC, NOT UNLESS YOU ARE A SIMPLE DUMBFUCK.

I LIKE A LOT OF THE EARLIER MUSIC. NOT THE REAL ANCIENT STUFF LIKE FROM THE FORTIES. MUSIC DIDN'T START TO GET GOOD UNTIL THE EARLY SIXTIES WHEN THE BEATLES AND THE FOUR SEASON HIT THE SCENE. THEY BOTH POPPED OUT HIT AFTER HIT, GREAT SONG AFTER GREAT SONG THAT IMPROVED ON THE SOUND OF THE FIFTIES. THEY AND OTHER POP ROCK GROUPS OF THE SIXTIES GOT MUSIC MOVING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION GOING INTO THE SEVENTIES.

THE SEVENTIES WAS FULL OF GOOD MUSIC WITH THE LIKES OF ELTON JOHN, BILLY JOEL, FLEETWOOD MAC, ELO, ACDC, THE BEE GEES, BOSTON, CHICAGO, STYX, AND OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN. THERE WAS ROCK, ADULT CONTEMPORARY, COUNTRY CROSS OVER, AND DISCO. AND THEY ALL WERE GOOD. BUT THE SEVENTIES WILL ALWAYS BE REMEMBERED FOR DISCO. DISCO IS A FUN TYPE OF MUSIC WHICH ENCOURAGED YOU TO JUST LET GO AND HAVE A GOOD TIME ON THE DANCE FLOOR. BUT ROCK MUSIC FELT ITS OATS AT THE TIME TOO. SO MANY NEW BANDS POPPED UP AND SHOWED THE WORLD WHAT THEY COULD DO WITH A GUITAR. THIS WAS THE ERA OF FINE MUSIC. THERE WERE TOO MANY GOOD GROUPS AND GOOD SONGS FROM THIS ERA TO LIST THEM ALL HERE. SO I WON'T DO IT. I GOT OTHER SHIT TO DO.

MANY OF THE GROUPS THAT WERE GOOD IN THE EIGHTIES STARTED OUT IN THE SEVENTIES. THEY HUNG ONTO THE MUSICAL MAGIC THAT WAS SATURATED THIS ERA. NEW GROUPS FORMED IN THE EIGHTIES OR LATER WERE NEVER PART OF THAT MAGIC AND COULDN'T CREATE THE GREAT SOUNDING MUSIC THAT BANDS FROM THE SEVENTIES COULD. FUCK THEM!

BUT MUSIC TOOK A TURN FOR THE WORSE WITH RAP AND ALTERNATIVE ROCK BECOMING POPULAR WITH THE MASSES. ROCK WAS GREAT AS IT WAS. WE DIDN'T NEED AN ALTERNATIVE TO IT. AND RAP AINT EVEN MUSIC. IT IS OBNOXIOUS NOISE THAT IS PRETENTIOUSLY SHOVED ONTO MINDLESS CONFORMIST TEENAGERS TRYING TO "BE COOL". ONCE RAP HIT THE SCENE AND BECAME POPULAR, GOOD MUSIC BECAME QUITE SCARCE. THAT IS WHY I STAY IN MY TIME WARP AND LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC FROM THE PAST.

I HATE ALL THE NEW SHIT OUT NOW, NOT BECAUSE IT IS NEW, BUT BECAUSE IT IS SHIT. I DON'T WANNA LISTEN TO SHIT. LIFE IS TOO SHORT FOR THAT.

A LOT OF YOU MAY LIKE RAP EVEN THOUGH IT IS JUST PURE SONIC ANNOYANCE AND ISN'T MEANT TO BE LISTENED TO FOR ANY LENGTH OF TIME (MORE THAN SIX SECONDS). SOMETIMES IT CAN BE FUNNY WHEN NON RAPPERS DO RAP FOR COMEDY, BUT MUSICALLY IT SUCKS SHIT. IF RAP WAS THE MAIN TYPE OF MUSIC THAT WAS AROUND WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, I WOULD NEVER HAVE DEVELOPED ANY INTEREST IN MUSIC - NONE AT ALL. IT WOULD HAVE TURNED ME OFF TO MUSIC FOREVER. BUT I AM GLAD THAT I WAS RAISED AROUND GOOD MUSIC BEFORE RAP EVER SHOWED ITS UGLY HEAD.

IF YOU WANT LINKS TO RAP SITES, THAT'S FUCKIN TOUGH. GO SOMEWHERE ELSE. RAP IS BULLSHIT AND ISN'T EVEN A HALF ASS ATTEMPT TO BE MUSICAL. RAP IS ONLY FOR PEEPLE THAT ARE MUSICALLY DYSLEXIC. I AINT SUPPORTING THEIR MENTAL DISORDER. I AINT PUTTING OUT LINKS TO SITES WITH MUSIC LIKE SHIT THAT HURTS PEEPLE'S EARS. I'M NOT A SADISTIC PERSON LIKE THAT. I PROVIDE LINKS ONLY TO SITES OF HIGH QUALITY GROUPS.

I LIST SOME OF THE SONGS THAT I LIKE BY EACH GROUP. CHECK THESE SONGS OUT. THESE ARE ALL GOOD SONGS. IF I LIKE THEM, THEN YOU SHOULD LIKE THEM TOO.

I TRIED TO USE THE BAND'S OFFICIAL SITE WHEREVER POSSIBLE. ONE BENEFIT OF THIS IS THAT YOU CAN LISTEN TO SAMPLES OF SOME OF THEIR MUSIC. SEE, I GOT MY THINKING CAP ON. ALSO, SOME OF THESE SITES HAVE THE SONG LYRICS THAT YOU MAY BE LOOKING FOR. IN A FEW CASES I USED AN UNOFFICIAL FAN SITE BECAUSE NO OFFICIAL SITE COULD BE FOUND OR BECAUSE I FELT THE OFFICIAL SITE WAS NOT VERY USEFUL, WAS DIFFICULT TO USE, OR DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TO OFFER, OR FLAT OUT SUCKED LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER. SOME MUSICAL GROUPS THAT I LIKE ARE MUCH BETTER AT MAKING MUSIC THAN SETTING UP WEBSITES.

IN ONE RESPECT, THIS PAGE WAS HARD FOR ME TO PUT TOGETHER. IT HURT GOING TO SITES OF THE GROUPS THAT I LOVED AND STILL LISTEN TO AND READING ABOUT THE BAND MEMBERS WHO HAVE DEPARTED AND READING ABOUT THEIR LOVED ONES WHO STILL MISS THEM DEEPLY. MOST OF THE GROUPS THAT I LIKE ARE FROM THE 70's ERA, SO MANY OF THEM HAVE LOST ONE OR MORE MEMBERS OF THEIR BANDS FOREVER TO DEATH. THAT IS JUST WHAT HAPPENS AS TIME GOES ON. BUT IT BROUGHT TEARS TO MY EYES (FUCKIN MADE ME CRY). I MAY BE INSENSITIVE AS HELL, BUT I FEEL THINGS SOMETIMES. DON'T FUCK WITH ME OVER THAT.

I THINK I DID A WONDERFUL JOB WITH THIS PAGE, AND I'M NOT GONNA BE SHY ABOUT SAYING IT. THERE ARE LINKS TO SOME MIGHTY FINE GROUPS HERE. CHECK SOME OF THEM OUT. CHECK OUT THEIR DISCOGRAPHY. YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE SOME OF THE SONGS THAT YOU LIKE. I LISTED A BUNCH OF SONGS BY THESE GROUPS FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE. I HOPE THESE LINKS IMPROVE YOUR LIFE MUSICALLY.

OFFICIAL BAND WEBSITES

VILLAGE PEOPLE — I DON'T KNOW WHAT VILLAGE THESE DUDES CAME FROM. THEY HAVE A BUNCH OF SONGS WITH A GOOD FAST BEAT. YOU CAN DANCE TO THEIR MUSIC UNLESS YOU ARE A SUCKY ASS DANCER LIKE ME. THE VILLAGE PEOPLE DRESSED IN UNIQUE WARDROBE WHEN THEY PERFORMED. THEY SANG YMCA, FIRE ISLAND, I AINT GOT NOBODY, SAN FRANCISCO, IN THE NAVY, HOT COP, CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC, GO WEST, MACHO MAN (A SONG WRITTEN ABOUT ME).

TOTO — TOTO RECORDED AFRICA, STRANGER IN TOWN, 99, HOLD THE LINE, MAKE BELIEVE, I WON'T HOLD YOU BACK, ROSANNA.

STYX — THIS GROUP HAD TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS. WITH THAT TIME, STYX RECORDED OTHER SONGS TOO, SUCH AS BABE, THE BEST OF TIMES, DON'T LET IT END, RENEGADE, FIRST TIME, COME SAIL AWAY, ROCKING THE PARADISE, LADY, SUITE MADAM BLUE, WHY ME, AND MY FAVORITE BY THEM, MR ROBOTO.

STEVIE WONDER — STEVIE WONDER SANG FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE, THAT GIRL, EBONY AND IVORY (WITH PAUL McCARTNEY), I JUST CALLED TO SAY I LOVE YOU, SEND ONE YOUR LOVE, I WISH, HIGHER GROUND, SIGNED SEALED DELIVERED I'M YOURS, LIVING FOR THE CITY, SIR DUKE, IF YOU REALLY LOVE ME, MY CHERIE AMOUR, I WISH, ISN'T SHE LOVELY, PART-TIME LOVER, OVERJOYED, UPTIGHT (EVERYTHING'S ALRIGHT), FOR YOUR LOVE, SUPERSTITIONS, SUNSHINE OF MY LIFE, YOU HAVEN'T DONE NOTHIN', YESTER-ME YESTER-YOU YESTERDAY, DO I DO.

STEVIE NICKS — BEAUTIFUL STEVIE NICKS OF FLEETWOOD MAC IN HER SOLO CAREER SANG STOP DRAGGIN' MY HEART AROUND (WITH TOM PETTY), STAND BACK, EDGE OF SEVENTEEN, TALK TO ME, LEATHER AND LACE (WITH DON HENLEY), WHENVER I CALL YOU FRIEND (WITH KENNY LOGGINS - WAS HE JUST A FRIEND, OR DID HE GET SOME FROM HER?).

STEVE MILLER BAND — THE STEVE MILLER BAND RECORDED TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN, THE JOKER, JUNGLE LOVE, SWINGTOWN, ABRACADABRA, JET AIRLINER, WINTER TIME, FLY LIKE AN EAGLE, ROCKIN ME.

STEELY DAN — STEELY DAN WITH BAND MEMBERS DONALD FAGAN AND WALTER BECKER RECORDED PEG, DO IT AGAIN, HEY 19, FM, JOSIE, REELING IN THE YEARS, DEACON BLUE, RIKKI DON'T LOSE THAT NUMBER.

RINGO STARR ANTHOLOGY — FORMER BEATLE DRUMMER, RINGO STARR RECORDED PHOTOGRAPH, HEY BABY, YOU'RE SIXTEEN YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL AND YOU'RE MINE, PURE GOLD, OH MY MY, COOKING IN THE KITCHEN OF LOVE, YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL, A DOSE OF ROCK 'N' ROLL, NO NO SONG, IT DON'T COME EASY (NEITHER DOES GOOD GRAMMAR).

PETER FRAMPTON — GUITARIST PETER FRAMPTON SANG I CAN'T STAND IT NO MORE, BABY I LOVE YOUR WAY, DO YOU FEEL LIKE WE DO, SIGNED SEALED DELIVERED I'M YOURS, SHOW ME THE WAY, I'M IN YOU. (HE LIKES TO SING THAT LAST SONG WHILE HE IS FUCKING SOME HOT BABE.)

PAUL McCARTNEY — IN HIS SOLO CAREER AND WITH HIS GROUP, WINGS, EX BEATLE, PAUL McCARTNEY RECORDED SILLY LOVE SONGS, MY LOVE, WITH A LITTLE LUCK, GOODNIGHT TONIGHT, LIVE AND LET DIE, WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME, LISTEN TO WHAT THE MAN SAID, NO MORE LONELY NIGHTS, JUNIOR'S FARM, EBONY AND IVORY (WITH STEVIE WONDER), ANOTHER DAY, SAY SAY SAY, THE GIRL IS MINE (PAUL McCARTNEY SANG THE PREVIOUS TWO SONGS WITH MICHAEL JACKSON.), JET, MAYBE I'M AMAZED, BAND ON THE RUN, UNCLE ALBERT/ADMIRAL HALSEY, TAKE IT AWAY, SO BAD, LET 'EM IN, COMING UP. (THE LIVE VERSION OF COMING UP IS THE BEST BY FAR. IT IS MUCH SHARPER THAN THE STUDIO VERSION.)

PAT BENATAR — FEISTY PAT BENATAR RECORDED FIRE AND ICE, WE LIVE FOR LOVE, SHADOWS OF THE NIGHT, HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT, TREAT ME RIGHT, HEART BREAKER, YOU BETTER RUN, PROMISES IN THE DARK, LE BEL AGE, WE BELONG, HELL IS FOR CHILDREN, INVINCIBLE, I NEED A LOVER, LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD. LOVE IS ALWAYS A BATTLEFIELD FOR PAT BENATAR. SHE CAN'T HANDLE IT ANY OTHER WAY.

MOODY BLUES — THE MOODY BLUES RECORDED THE VOICE, GEMINI DREAM, BLUE WORLD, NIGHTS IN WHITE SATIN, I'M JUST A SINGER IN A ROCK AND ROLL BAND, TUESDAY AFTERNOON, QUESTION, YOUR WILDEST DREAMS, I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE SOMEWHERE, RIDE MY SEE-SAW, NERVOUS, THE STORY IN YOUR EYES.

LYNYRD SKYNYRD — LYNYRD SKYNYRD RECORDED SWEET HOME ALABAMA, SIMPLE MAN, FREEBIRD, GIMME THREE STEPS, SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, THAT SMELL, WHAT'S YOUR NAME, TUESDAY'S GONE, CALL ME THE BREEZE, DON'T ASK ME NO QUESTIONS..

LITTLE RIVER BAND — THE LITTLE RIVER BAND RECORDED LONESOME LOSER, TAKE IT EASY ON ME, LADY, COOL CHANGE, WE TWO, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, HELP IS ON ITS WAY, MAN ON YOUR MIND, REMINISCING, NIGHT OWLS, THE OTHER GUY.

LIONEL RICHIE — LIONEL RICHIE PERFORMED WITH THE COMMODORES AND ALSO SOLO. HE SANG SAIL ON, EASY, STILL, THREE TIMES A LADY, ALL NIGHT LONG, STUCK ON YOU, MY LOVE, BRICKHOUSE, TRULY, ENDLESS LOVE (HIS BEST SONG - SUNG DUET WITH DIANA ROSS), SWEET LOVE, OH NO, LADY.

LEO SAYER — RICHARD SIMMONS LOOK ALIKE LEO SAYER SANG YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE DANCING, HOW MUCH LOVE, WHEN I NEED YOU, LIVING IN A FANTASY, REFLECTIONS, LONG TALL GLASSES, MORE THAN I CAN SAY.

LED ZEPPELIN ELECTRIC MAGIC — LED ZEPPELIN RECORDED KASHMIR, ROCK AND ROLL, DANCING DAYS, ALL MY LOVE, HEARTBREAKER, FOOL IN THE RAIN, TRAMPLED UNDERFOOT, IMMIGRANT SONG, BLACK DOG, WHOLE LOTTA LOVE, D'YER MAK'ER, BABE I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU, IN THE EVENING, GOOD TIMES BAD TIMES, STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN, WHAT IS AND WHAT SHOULD NEVER BE, WHEN THE LEVEE BREAKS.

KENNY ROGERS DREAMCATCHER ENTERTAINMENT — KENNY ROGERS HAS SUNG A LOT OF GOOD LOVE SONGS. HE RECORDED THROUGH THE YEARS, CRAZY, YOU DECORATED MY LIFE, COWARD OF THE COUNTY, SHE BELIEVES IN ME, REUBEN JAMES, SHARE YOUR LOVE WITH ME, WE DON'T NEED EACH OTHER, THE GAMBLER, LUCILLE, DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH A DREAMER (WITH KIM CARNES), RUBY DON'T TAKE YOUR LOVE TO TOWN, EYES THAT SEE IN THE DARK, LOVE WILL TURN YOU AROUND, A LOVE SONG, LADY, WE'VE GOT TONIGHT (SUNG DUET WITH SHEENA EASTON), LOVE THE WORLD AWAY, ISLANDS IN THE STREAM (WITH DOLLY PARTON), WHAT ARE WE DOING IN LOVE (SUNG DUET WITH DOTTIE WEST).

JOURNEY — JOURNEY RECORDED DON'T STOP BELIEVING, WHEEL IN THE SKY, WHO'S CRYING NOW, LOVIN' TOUCHIN' AND SQUEEZIN', ANY WAY YOU WANT IT, OPEN ARMS (YOU CAN GET SOME PUSSY IF YOU DANCE WITH YOUR DATE WHEN THIS SONG PLAYS), STILL THEY RIDE, SEND HER MY LOVE, SEPARATE WAYS, ONLY THE YOUNG, STONE IN LOVE, FAITHFULLY.

JIM CROCE — JIM CROCE SANG I'VE GOT A NAME, TIME IN A BOTTLE, YOU DON'T MESS AROUND WITH JIM, I'LL HAVE TO SAY I LOVE YOU IN A SONG, ONE LESS SET OF FOOTSTEPS, OPERATOR, BAD BAD LEROY BROWN.

JAMES TAYLOR — JAMES TAYLOR SANG FIRE AND RAIN, HOW SWEET IT IS, YOU'VE GOT A FRIEND, HANDY MAN, CAROLINA IN MY MIND, YOUR SMILING FACE (ACTUALLY NOT YOUR SMILING FACE, SOMEONE ELSE'S), SHOWER WITH LOVE (RATHER THAN WITH SOAP AND WATER), UP ON THE ROOF, MOCKINGBIRD, WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD (WITH ART GARFUNKEL AND PAUL SIMON), HER TOWN TOO.

JIMMY BUFFETT'S MARGARITAVILLE — JIMMY BUFFETT SANG COME MONDAY, SON OF A SAILOR, FINS, CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE, MARGARITAVILLE, WHY DON'T WE GET DRUNK AND SCREW, WE ARE THE PEOPLE OUR PARENTS WARNED US ABOUT, CHANGES IN ATTITUDE.

HELEN REDDY — HELEN REDDY SANG AINT NO WAY TO TREAT A LADY, YOU AND ME AGAINST THE WORLD, DELTA DAWN, SOMEWHERE IN THE NIGHT, ANGIE BABY, PEACEFUL, LEAVE ME ALONE (RUBY RED DRESS), MAKE LOVE TO ME, I AM WOMAN.

HEART — HEART WITH SINGERS AND SISTERS ANN AND NANCY WILSON RECORDED NEVER, TELL IT LIKE IT IS, STRAIGHT ON, THESE DREAMS, NOTHIN' AT ALL, MAGIC MAN, IF LOOKS COULD KILL, WHAT ABOUT LOVE, BARRACUDA, ALL I WANNA DO IS MAKE LOVE TO YOU, ALONE, CRAZY ON YOU.

HALL AND OATS — DARYL HALL AND JOHN OATS, THE DUO WHO ARE VERY REMINISCENT OF PONCE AND JON FROM THE 1970's POLICE TV SHOW, CHiPs, RECORDED FAMILY MAN, MANEATER, PRIVATE EYES, SHE'S GONE, YOU'VE LOST THAT LOVIN' FEELING, SAY IT ISN'T SO, RICH GIRL, YOU MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE, KISS ON MY LIST, ONE ON ONE, CAN'T GO FOR THAT, SARA SMILE, DID IT IN A MINUTE.

GLEN CAMPBELL — COUNTRY BOY GLEN CAMPBELL SANG SONGS SUCH AS RHINESTONE COWBOY, WICHITA LINEMAN, SOUTHERN NIGHTS, GALVESTON, COUNTRY BOY.

FOREIGNER — FOREIGNER RECORDED HEAD GAMES, FEELS LIKE THE FIRST TIME, STAR RIDER, THAT WAS YESTERDAY, JUDE BOX HERO, HOT BLOODED, URGENT, COLD AS ICE, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS, WAITING FOR A GIRL LIKE YOU (PROBABLY A SONG WRITTEN ABOUT A NICE LOOKING BABE. NO ONE SINGS SONGS LIKE THAT ABOUT UGLY LOOKING WOMEN.).

FLEETWOOD MAC — FLEETWOOD MAC RECORDED RHIANNON, SENTIMENTAL LADY, YOU MAKE LOVING FUN, GYPSY, DON'T STOP, LITTLE LIES, DREAMS, SARA, LOVE IN STORE, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW, HOLD ME, LANDSLIDE, SILVER SPRING, MONDAY MORNING, SAY YOU LOVE ME, GOLD DUST WOMAN, GO YOUR OWN WAY, OVER MY HEAD (THAT IS WHERE I WOULD LIKE BAND MEMBER STEVIE NICKS TO BE AT POINT BLANK RANGE.).

ELTON JOHN — SINGER SONGWRITER ELTON JOHN (REGINALD DWIGHT) RECORDED LITTLE JEANNIE, PHILADELPHIA FREEDOM, EMPTY GARDEN (A TRIBUTE TO HIS FRIEND, FORMER BEATLE, JOHN LENNON), DON'T LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON ME, DANIEL, WHO WEARS THESE SHOES, CROCODILE ROCK, HONKY CAT, GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD, NAKITA, YOUR SONG, TINY DANCER, I'M STILL STANDING, DON'T GO BREAKING MY HEART, SOMEONE SAVED MY LIFE TONIGHT, BLUE EYES, MOMMA CAN'T BUY YOU LOVE [SHE CAN BUY YOU HOOKERS, THOUGH], CANDLE IN THE WIND, ISLAND GIRL, SORRY SEEMS TO BE THE HARDEST WORD, SATURDAY'S ALRIGHT FOR FIGHTING, ROCKET MAN.

ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA — ELO FOR SHORT. ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA FOR LONG. THIS HEAVILY TALENTED MULTI INSTRUMENT BAND FROM ENGLAND RECORDED STRANGE MAGIC, DON'T BRING ME DOWN, TURN TO STONE, LIVING THING, MAMA, BIG WHEELS, SECRET MESSAGES, TWILIGHT, DO YA, POKER, EVIL WOMAN, GETTING TO THE POINT, SHINE A LITTLE LOVE, BLUEBIRD, MISTER KINGDOM, 10538 OVERTURE, I'M ALIVE, CALLING AMERICA, SHOWDOWN, DANGER AHEAD, NIGHTRIDER, POOR BOY, TELEPHONE LINE, MIDNIGHT BLUE, CONFUSION, LAST TRAIN TO LONDON, MISSION, BIRMINGHAM BLUES, WISHING, DON'T WALK AWAY, BOY BLUE, THE WAY LIFE'S MEANT TO BE, STRANGER, KIUAMA, HOLD ON TIGHT, SWEET IS THE NIGHT, XANADU, SWEET TALKING WOMAN, FOUR LITTLE DIAMONDS, FROM THE SUN TO THE WORLD, THE FALL, ELDORADO, ALL OVER THE WORLD, AND MANY OTHERS.

DOOBIE BROTHERS — THE DOOBIE BROTHERS RECORDED LONG TRAIN RUNNING, SOUTH CITY MIDNIGHT LADY, TAKE ME IN YOUR ARMS, DEPENDING ON YOU, MINUTE BY MINUTE, REAL LOVE, IT KEEPS YOU RUNNING, TAKING IT TO THE STREETS, ONE STEP CLOSER, ROCKIN' DOWN THE HIGHWAY, ANOTHER PARK ANOTHER SUNDAY, CHINA GROVE, BLACK WATER, WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES, LISTEN TO THE MUSIC. SMOKE A DOOBIE AND LISTEN TO THEIR MUSIC.

CLIFF RICHARD — CLIFF RICHARD RECORDED SONGS SUCH AS DREAMING, DADDY'S HOME, DEVIL WOMAN, THE ONLY WAY OUT, WE DON'T TALK ANYMORE, TAKE ANOTHER LOOK, A LITTLE IN LOVE, AND SUDDENLY, A LOVE SONG WHICH HE SANG WITH OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN.

CHRISTOPHER CROSS — CHRISTOPHER CROSS SANG RIDE LIKE THE WIND, ARTHUR'S THEME, NEVER BE THE SAME, SAILING, ALRIGHT, AND THINK OF LAURA WHICH BECAME A THEME SONG FOR ONE OF THE CHARACTERS ON THE LONG RUNNING SOAP OPERA, GENERAL HOSPITAL.

CHICAGO — CHICAGO IS A GROUP NAMED AFTER SOME CITY OUT WEST. THEY HAVE A GREAT HORN SOUND. THEY ARE A VERY HORNY BAND. CHICAGO RECORDED IF YOU LEAVE ME NOW, OLD DAYS, NO TELL LOVER, BABY WHAT A BIG SURPRISE, 25 OR 6 TO 4, YOU'RE THE INSPIRATION, BEGINNINGS, MAKE ME SMILE, LOVE ME TOMORROW, HARD TO SAY I'M SORRY, I'VE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG, CALL ON ME, JUST YOU 'N' ME, HARD HABIT TO BREAK, DOES ANYBODY REALLY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, WHAT KIND OF MAN WOULD I BE, WISHING YOU WERE HERE, QUESTIONS 67 & 68, COLOUR MY WORLD, FEELING STRONGER EVERYDAY, SATURDAY IN THE PARK.

CARLY SIMON — CARLY SIMON SANG JESSE, YOU BELONG TO ME, ANTICIPATION, HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THE PAIN, MOCKINGBIRD, THE RIGHT THING TO DO, YOU'RE SO VAIN, THAT'S THE WAY I ALWAYS HEARD IT SHOULD BE, NOBODY DOES IT BETTER.

CAPTAIN AND TENNILLE — THIS HUSBAND AND WIFE DUO RECORDED MUSKRAT LOVE, THE WAY I WANT TO TOUCH YOU, LOVE WILL KEEP US TOGETHER, YOU NEVER DONE IT LIKE THAT, SHOP AROUND, LONELY NIGHT (ANGEL FACE) ((I CAN'T GET YOU, OUT OF MY MIND)) (((WHY AM I DOING ALL THIS PARENTHESES SHIT?))), DO THAT TO ME ONE MORE TIME.

BOSTON — THE GROUP, NOT THE CITY WHERE THEY ALL TALK FUNNY. MOST BOSTONIANS COULDN'T PRONOUNCE AN "R" SOUND IF THEIR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT. THE MUSICAL GROUP BOSTON RECORDED PEACE OF MIND, DON'T LOOK BACK, COOL THE ENGINES, FOREPLAY/LONG TIME, AMANDA, MORE THAN A FEELING, SOMETHING ABOUT YOU, FEELIN' SATISFIED, LET ME TAKE YOU HOME TONIGHT, SMOKIN', ROCK & ROLL BAND, HITCHING A RIDE.

BILLY JOEL — BILLY JOEL RECORDED UPTOWN GIRL, PIANO MAN, HONESTY, CAPTAIN JACK, YOU MAY BE RIGHT, MY LIFE, ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG, WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE, ALLENTOWN, MOVING OUT, ANGRY YOUNG MAN, THE STRANGER, JUST THE WAY YOU ARE, THE ENTERTAINER, BIG SHOT, DON'T ASK ME WHY, LONGEST TIME, I GO TO EXTREMES, ROSALINDA'S EYES, SAY GOODBYE TO HOLLYWOOD. BILLY JOEL BANGED SEXY MODEL CHRISTINE BRINKLEY WHILE THEY WERE MARRIED BACK IN THE EIGHTIES AND SHE WAS STILL IN HER PRIME. LUCKY BASTARD.

BEE GEES OFFICIAL WEB EXPERIENCE — THE BEE GEES RECORDED STAYING ALIVE, HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HEART, EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE (LIVE VERSION), I STARTED A JOKE, MY WORLD, LOVE YOU INSIDE OUT, RUN TO ME, LOVE SO RIGHT, NIGHT FEVER, TRAGEDY, MORE THAN A WOMAN, JIVE TALKIN', YOU SHOULD BE DANCING, TOO MUCH HEAVEN, MASSACHUSETTS, HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE?, NEW YORK MINING DISASTER 1941, WINDS OF CHANGE, CAN'T KEEP A GOOD MAN DOWN, NIGHTS ON BROADWAY, BABY AS YOU TURN AWAY, WORDS, LONELY DAYS, SONGBIRD, SPIRITS HAVING FLOWN, COME ON OVER, FANNY - BE TENDER WITH MY LOVE (OR "LOVE - BE TENDER WITH MY FANNY.").

THE BEATLES — THE BEATLES RECORDED YESTERDAY, TICKET TO RIDE, IF I FELL, HEY JUDE, TWIST AND SHOUT, NO REPLY, ANNA, SHE LOVES YOU, AND I LOVE HER, IN MY LIFE, YOU REALLY GOT A HOLD ON ME, GOT TO GET YOU INTO MY LIFE, MICHELLE, YOU WON'T SEE ME, HOLD ME TIGHT, ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE, WAIT, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, HARD DAYS NIGHT, TELL ME WHY, YOU'RE GONNA LOSE THAT GIRL, PLEASE PLEASE ME, I'M LOOKING THROUGH YOU, NORWEGIAN WOOD, NOT A SECOND TIME, SHE'S GOT THE DEVIL IN HER HEART, I CRY INSTEAD, IF I NEEDED SOMEONE, YOU CAN'T DO THAT, THINK FOR YOURSELF, GIRL, NOWHERE MAN, EIGHT DAYS A WEEK, I NEED YOU, IT WON'T BE LONG, AND MANY MORE. THEY WERE MY FAVORITE GROUP WHEN I WAS GROWING UP. I'M MAKING MYSELF REAL VULNERABLE BY TELLING YOU ALL THAT HERE.

BARRY MANILOW INTERNET FAN CLUB — BARRY MANILOW SANG A BUNCH OF LOVE SONGS. BARRY MANILOW RECORDED MANDY, SOME KIND OF FRIEND, SOMEWHERE IN THE NIGHT, SOMEWHERE DOWN THE ROAD, DAYBREAK, READ 'EM AND WEAP, SHIPS, READY TO TAKE A CHANCE AGAIN, ALL THE TIME, LOOKS LIKE WE MADE IT, IT'S A MIRACLE, CAN'T SMILE WITHOUT YOU, LET'S HANG ON, WEEKEND IN NEW ENGLAND, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, EVEN NOW, I MADE IT THROUGH THE RAIN, COPACABANA, TRYING TO GET THE FEELING AGAIN, I WRITE THE SONGS (ACTUALLY HE DIDN'T WRITE THAT ONE.), COULD IT BE MAGIC (GREAT EVOLVING CRESCENDO) I GUESS THAT SONG IS HINTING THAT IT'S LIKE THINKING THAT YOU ARE GETTING NOWHERE WITH THIS REALLY HOT CHICK THAT YOU HAVE BEEN WORKING ON AND SWEATING OVER FOR WEEKS AND SUDDENLY YOU ARE GETTING INTO HER PANTS AND SCORING SOME SWEET SWEATY ASS FROM HER. IT'S MAGIC. OOOH YES! BABY I WANT HER NOW, NOW. I'M SO FUCKING HORNY. COULD IT BE MAGIC, NOW, NOW? OH PLEASE! YEAH! YEAAAAH!

AIR SUPPLY — THEY WERE FROM AUSTRALIA (AND STILL ARE). AIR SUPPLY RECORDED LOST IN LOVE, EVEN THE NIGHTS ARE BETTER, SWEET DREAMS, EVERY WOMAN IN THE WORLD, ALL OUT OF LOVE, HERE I AM, THE ONE THAT YOU LOVE, MAKING LOVE OUT OF NOTHING AT ALL, JUST AS I AM, AND TWO LESS LONELY PEOPLE. I AM NOT A PUSSY FOR LIKING THEM.

ACDC — ACDC WILL TELL YOU THAT ROCK AND ROLL AINT NOISE POLLUTION, EVEN THOUGH SOME MORALISTIC DEGENERATES INCLUDING POLITICAL BITCH TIPPER GORE THOUGHT IT WAS. I'M GLAD SHE'S NOT VICE PRESIDENT ANYMORE. ACDC ALSO RECORDED BACK IN BLACK, HIGHWAY TO HELL, FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK WE SALUTE YOU, SHOT DOWN IN FLAMES, HAVE A DRINK ON ME, YOU SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG, BALLS TO THE WALL, DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP, BIG BALLS, SHOOT TO THRILL, TNT, GIVE THE DOG A BONE, LET ME PUT MY LOVE INTO YOU, HELLS BELLS, WHO MADE WHO.

ABBA — ABBA IS A PALINDROMUS BAND WHOSE NAME SOUNDS LIKE THE CONFUSED UTTERINGS OF A SEMI DYSLEXIC SHEEP. ABBA PERFORMED DANCING QUEEN, SUPER TROUPER, KNOWING ME KNOWING YOU, CHIQUITITA, SOS, THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL, TAKE A CHANCE ON ME, FERNANDO, WATERLOO, WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME.

UNOFFICIAL BAND WEBSITES

THE WHO — THE WHO, NOT A WHO, NOT HORTON HEARS A WHO. THE WHO RECORDED WHO ARE YOU, JOIN TOGETHER, YOU BETTER YOU BET, MY GENERATION, SQUEEZE BOX, I CAN SEE FOR MILES, BARGAIN, MAGIC BUS, THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT, BEHIND BLUE EYES, I'M FREE, WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT, LONG LIVE ROCK, ATHENA, WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN, BABA O'RILEY (TEENAGE WASTELAND).

SEALS AND CROFTS — SEALS AND CROFTS RECORDED SUMMER BREEZE, DIAMOND GIRL, WE MAY NEVER PASS THIS WAY AGAIN, I'LL PLAY FOR YOU, GET CLOSER, HUMMINGBIRD, YOU'RE THE LOVE.

THE PINK FLOYD FANDOM — PINK FLOYD, THE COLORFUL BROTHER OF BLUE FLOYD AND GRAY FLOYD, PERFORMED BRICK IN THE WALL (PART 2), COMFORTABLY NUMB, HEY YOU, TIME, LEARNING TO FLY, WISH YOU WERE HERE, MONEY, US AND THEM. THIS SITE HAS LYRICS, LINKS, PICTURES, NEWS, AND MORE.

OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN — THIS SEXY SINGER RECORDED MAGIC, PLEASE DON'T KEEP ME WAITING, SUMMER NIGHTS, PHYSICAL, PLEASE MR PLEASE, MAKE A MOVE ON ME, I CAN'T HELP IT, TWIST OF FATE, IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME KNOW, SUDDENLY, HOPELESSLY DEVOTED TO YOU (I WISH TO ME), DEEPER THAN THE NIGHT, NEVER ENOUGH, YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT, TOTALLY HOT, A LITTLE MORE LOVE, BORROWED TIME, I HONESTLY LOVE YOU, IF NOT FOR YOU, TAKE A CHANCE, FLY AWAY (WITH JOHN DENVER), LET ME BE THERE, HEART ATTACK, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN MELLOW (I'M USUALLY MELLOW AFTER A FEW BONG HITS.), XANADU (WITH ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA).

LINDA RONSTADT — CUTE LINDA RONSTADT PERFORMED HURTS SO BAD, THAT'LL BE THE DAY, YOU'RE NO GOOD, WHEN WILL I BE LOVED, BLUE BAYOU, TRACKS OF MY TEARS, IT'S SO EASY, CRY 'TIL MY TEARS RUN DRY, POOR POOR PITIFUL ME, LOVE IS LIKE A HEATWAVE, MAD LOVE, JUST ONE LOOK, HOW DO I MAKE YOU, OOH BABY BABY, DIFFERENT DRUM, I CAN'T LET GO.

JACKSON BROWNE — JACKSON BROWNE SANG TENDER IS THE NIGHT, BOULEVARD, DOCTOR MY EYES, THE PRETENDER, SOMEBODY'S BABE, FOUNTAIN OF SORROW, STAY, LAWYERS IN LOVE, RUNNING ON EMPTY.

THE GRASS ROOTS — WITH A NAME WHICH COULD HINT AT MARIJUANA, THE GRASS ROOTS RECORDED TEMPTATION EYES, MIDNIGHT CONFESSIONS, SOONER OR LATER, TWO DIVIDED BY LOVE, LIVE FOR TODAY, WAIT A MILLION YEARS.

THE EAGLES — PICTURES, INFORMATION AND SOUND CLIPS FROM THE EAGLES. THIS EAGLES FAN SITE ALSO HAS LINKS TO OFFICIAL SITES OF SEVERAL OF THE BAND MEMBERS. THE EAGLES RECORDED HOTEL CALIFORNIA, DESPERADO, LIFE IN THE FASTLANE, NEW KID IN TOWN, I CAN'T TELL YOU WHY, THE LONG RUN, TAKE IT EASY, GREEKS DON'T WANT NO FREAKS, LYING EYES, JAMES DEAN, ONE OF THESE NIGHTS, SAD CAFE, AFTER THE THRILL IS GONE, WITCHY WOMAN, IN THE CITY, HEARTACHE TONIGHT, WASTED TIME, VICTIM OF LOVE, PEACEFUL EASY FEELING, ALL NIGHT LONG, TEQUILA SUNRISE, BEST OF MY LOVE, THOSE SHOES, ALREADY GONE, TEENAGE JAIL, TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT (A SONG WRITTEN ABOUT WOMEN AND WHAT THEY DO WITH THEIR HUSBANDS' CREDIT CARDS).

DR HOOK — DR HOOK RECORDED SHARING THE NIGHT TOGETHER, SEXY EYES, ONLY SIXTEEN, YEARS FROM NOW, A LITTLE BIT MORE, SYLVIA'S MOTHER, WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, BETTER LOVE NEXT TIME.

BOB SEGER — BOB SEGER AND THE SILVER BULLET BAND RECORDED STILL THE SAME, SHAME ON THE MOON, HOLLYWOOD NIGHTS, YOU'LL ACCOMPANY ME, ROCK AND ROLL NEVER FORGETS, WE'VE GOT TONIGHT, TILL IT SHINES, UNDERSTANDING, FIRE LAKE, LIKE A ROCK, MAIN STREET, EVEN NOW, IT'S YOU, NIGHT MOVES, AGAINST THE WIND.

THE BEACH BOYS — THE BEACH BOYS RECORDED HELP ME RHONDA, FUN FUN FUN, WOULDN'T IT BE NICE, I GET AROUND, GOOD VIBRATIONS, DARLIN', SURFER GIRL, SURFIN' USA, BARBARA ANN, SLOOP JOHN B, DANCE DANCE DANCE, SURFIN' SAFARI, DON'T WORRY BABY, WHEN I GROW UP TO BE A MAN, ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC, GOD ONLY KNOWS, KOKOMO, CALIFORNIA GIRLS. CALIFORNIA GIRLS PUT OUT MORE THAN OTHER AMERICAN WOMEN.

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