FICTION PARODY MENU PAGE
HERE ARE MY FUCKIN PARODIES OF FICTIONAL SHIT. BY FICTION, I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT POLITICIANS THINKING THAT THEIR NAIVE, DUMBFUCK TAX AND SPEND PROGRAMS ARE GOOD FOR THE COUNTRY. NOR AM I TALKING ABOUT LAWYERS WHO THINK THAT GETTING A GUILTY CLIENT CLEARED OF A SERIOUS CRIME MEANS THAT THEY ARE GREAT AND SHOULD BE PROUD OF THEMSELVES. THAT IS TOTAL FUCKIN BULLSHIT AND YOU ALL KNOW IT. I'M NOT EVEN GONNA MENTION RELIGION HERE BECAUSE THAT IS BY FAR THE GREATEST FICTION THAT IS DISGUISED AS FACT THAT I HAVE EVER HEARD OF. BUT IN THESE PAGES HERE, I'M TALKING ABOUT MOVIE AND TV FICTION AND SHIT LIKE THAT.
PARODY IS A FICTIONAL PORTRAYAL OF A PARTICULAR SUBJECT. YOU KNOW IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, PARODY OF FICTION IS FICTION SQUARED. DOES THAT MEAN THAT THIS SHIT THAT I WROTE IN THESE PAGES COULD ACTUALLY BE REALITY? OR IS THE SQUARE OF FICTION STILL FICTIONAL IN SOME WAY? WHO THE FUCK KNOWS? ET — ET FROM THE ET MOVIE
YODA — YODA FROM THE YODA MOVIE, I'M MEAN ONE OF THE STAR WARS MOVIES.
FRANKENSTEIN — FUCKIN TALL UGLY CREEPY MONSTER. HE'D MAKE A GOOD BLIND DATE FOR YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER.
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