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UP PARODY MENU PAGE
WELCOME TO MY FUCKIN PARODY PAGES. I GOT VARIOUS PAGES THAT PARODY DIFFERENT TYPES OF SHIT. PARODY IS MAKING FUN OF STUFF IN A SIMILIAR BUT DIFFERENT WAY. SOMETIMES IT GETS FUCKED UP. WAY FUCKED UP. THAT IS PARODY AT ITS BEST.
ALL OF THESE PAGES USE PARODY HTML (parody-html). THAT WAY YOU KNOW THAT THIS SHIT IS JUST PARODY. I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE DUMBFUCKS AND CAN'T FIGURE OUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PARODY AND REALITY.
I HAVE TO FUCKIN SAY IN DISCLAIMER : "ALL OF DR SIMMONS PARODY PAGES ARE FICTIONAL. PARODY IS NOT REALITY. DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING THAT IS SAID THERE UNLESS IT IS TRUE. MOST OF IT ISN'T. THESE PAGES ARE JUST FOR FUN, MY FUN - NOT THE FUN OF THE PEEPLE OR ITEMS PORTRAYED IN ANY OF THESE WONDERFUL PAGES." POLITICS — POLITICAL PARODIES
FICTION — CHARACTERS AND OTHER SHIT THAT IS MADE UP, USUALLY BY MOVIE COMPANIES IN HOLLYWOOD
RELIGIOUS PARODIES — PARODIES OF RELIGION THAT WILL SEAL MY FATE IN HELL
FAMOUS — CELEBRITIES AND PEEPLE LIKE THAT
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