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POLITICS SUCK. THEY REALLY DO. DO YOU KNOW WHY I SAY THAT? BECAUSE POLITICIANS SUCK, THAT'S WHY. THEY WILL SCREW YOU WITH BURDENSOME REGULATIONS TO MICROCONTROL YOUR LIVES. THEY WILL TAX YOU LIKE MOTHER FUCKERS AND SPEND THAT MONEY ON LOSERS AND LAZY BASTARDS. THEY WILL DEVISE INTRICATE PROGRAMS TO SPEND YOUR TAX MONEY ON SOME CAUSE AND TAKE FULL CREDIT IF IT YIELDS A SLIGHT BENEFIT TO SOMEONE. I HATE THE MOTHER FUCKERS.
BUT ENOUGH OF MY RANTING. I CHEATED MYSELF OUT OF PUSSY NUMEROUS TIMES BECAUSE I WOULD NOT SHUT MY FUCKIN MOUTH WHEN I GOT ANIMATED ABOUT AN ISSUE. I WILL KEEP MY BIG MOUTH CLOSED NOW. JUST READ MY FUCKIN PARODY PAGES - YEAH THEY WERE CREATED BY ME. DO YOU THINK DAN QUAYLE COULD CREATE A WEBPAGE? OF COURSE NOT. I DON'T EVEN THINK HE CAN READ A WEB PAGE. HE PROBABLY THINKS THAT A WEBPAGE IS A PAGE OF SPIDERS. DAN QUAYLE — DON'T ASK HIM HOW TO SPELL "POTATO".
BILL CLINTON — ASK HIM FOR A PARDON. IF THE PRICE IS RIGHT, HE WILL GIVE YOU ONE.
AL GORE — OR IS IT AL BORE?
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