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YOU ALL WILL GO TO HELL TOO IF YOU LAUGH AT ANY OF THE SHIT ON THESE PAGES. GO AHEAD! LAUGH! YOU ARE PROBABLY GOING TO HELL ANYWAY.

GOD'S ALMIGHTY HOMEPAGE — OMNIPOTENCE, OMNISCIENCE, AND ALL THAT OTHER SHIT.

HEAVEN'S HEAVENLY HOMEPAGE — GO THERE OR GO TO HELL.

NOAH'S TWO OF A KIND HOMEPAGE — TWO CARS IN EVERY GARAGE, TWO CHICKENS IN EVERY POT. NO WAIT! IT'S TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL ON HIS FRICKEN BOAT.

I AM THE REAL JESUS CHRIST HOMEPAGE — HE'S GOD'S SON AND GOD PLAYS FAVORITES.

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