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DR SIMMONS FACE - GIMME PORNO

HA HA! YOU ARE HORNY. DON'T YOU TRY TO HIDE IT FROM ME. THAT IS WHY YOU CAME HERE. YOU CAN'T FOOL ME. I KNOW YOUR DEEP INNER SECRETS. BUT I AM HORNY TOO. I WON'T TELL IF YOU DON'T.


IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR REVEALING PICTURES OF SHANIA TWAIN, JENNIFER LOPEZ, SALMA HAYEK, OR DEMI MOORE, THEN YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. I AM DR SIMMONS AND I HAVE LINKS TO CELEBRITY SITES WHERE YOU CAN SEE MANY OF YOUR FAVORITE STARS NUDE. YOU CAN ALSO SEE NUDE PICTURES OF STARS THAT YOU DON'T LIKE. I HAVE DOWNLOADED PICTURES OF SUZANNE SOMERS, JENNIFER ANISTON, JENNIFER CONNELLY, AND VICTORIA PRINCIPAL AMONG OTHERS. HOPEFULLY BRITNEY SPEARS WILL GET NAKED FOR US SOMEDAY NOW THAT SHE IS LEGAL. SHE SHOULD AT LEAST SHOW HER BOOBS FOR THE CAMERA.

ON THIS PAGE I INCLUDE LINKS TO SITES WITH TRADITIONAL PORNOGRAPHY. BUT I ALSO INCLUDE NUDIST SITES, SITES WITH NUDE PHOTOGRAPHY, MODEL SITES, SITES WITH PICTURES OF BABES IN BIKINIS OR OF CELEBRITIES. ANYTHING THAT A HORNY GUY CAN WACK OFF TO.

I ALSO INCLUDE A SITE DEALING WITH IMPROVING YOUR SEXUAL SKILLS. THIS IS STUFF YOU WON'T FIND ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL. I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE REALLY LOUSY IN BED. PERSONALLY, I LIKE FUCKING SEXUALLY EDUCATED WOMEN.

MY DOG RETARD THINKS I DID A REALLY GOOD JOB ON THIS SITE. BUT HE WANTS ME TO INCLUDE A FEW BEASTIALITY SITES ON THIS LIST. I'M NOT GONNA BECAUSE I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. I'M A MENTAL HEALTH THERAPIST AND I TREAT ENOUGH OF THESE LOONIES. I'M NOT SAYING THAT RETARD IS A LOONEY. HE IS A DOG; SO ANIMAL SEX FITS IN WITH HIS BIOLOGICAL PROGRAMMING. BUT HUMANS NEED TO STAY AWAY FROM THIS SHIT - BOTH ON THE INTERNET AND IN REAL LIFE. KEEP YOUR SICK DICK AWAY FROM ANIMALS. I MEAN IT! I REALLY FUCKIN DO! I HAVE LINKS TO PLENTY OF OTHER PORNO THOUGH.

I HAVE LINKS TO AMATEUR SEX SITES SO THAT YOU CAN SEE PUSSY FROM THE GIRL NEXT DOOR. ONE OF THE BEAUTIFULLEST AND NATURAL LOOKING NAKED AMATEUR BABE THAT I HAVE SEEN IS CJ. IF YOU ARE TIRED OF LOOKING AT UNENTHUSIASTIC, FAKE LOOKING PORNO BITCHES, THEN GO TO "CJ's WINDOW". SHE IS ONE OF THE BEST LOOKING WOMEN ON THE INTERNET. I HAVE WACKED OFF TO HER PICTURES SO MANY TIMES. THIS IS A MEMBERSHIP SITE BUT THERE ARE SOME FREE SAMPLE PICTURES TO GET YOU HARD. SHE'S CUTE AS A MOTHER FUCKER. AND SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE BIG FAKE BOOBIES THAT SEEM TO BE A PATHETIC TRADEMARK OF WOMEN THAT ARE POSING NUDE THESE DAYS. SHE'S JUST A PRETTY GAL THAT OUTSHINES JUST ABOUT ANY PORN STAR AND MAKES THE FAKE LOOKING DINGBAT, PAMELA ANDERSON LEE, LOOK LIKE A PILE OF ROTTING GARBAGE IN COMPARISON. I HAVE TO ADMIT IN FULL DISCLOSURE THAT I HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON CJ. I WOULD LOVE TO HOLD HER HAND. I WISH SHE WOULD GIVE ME A CHANCE. PLEASE CALL ME, CJ!

BUT THERE'S MORE. I HAVE LINKS TO NUDIST SITES SO THAT YOU CAN SEE WHAT REAL NAKED WOMEN LOOK LIKE INSTEAD OF THE ARTIFICIALIZED WAY THAT MOST PROFESSIONAL PORN STARS LOOK. NUDIST SITES SHOW NAKED LADIES THAT ARE NOT TRYING TO FLAUNT THEIR NAKEDNESS OR TRYING TO BE THE NEXT PORN QUEEN THROUGH THEIR FAKENESS AND THEIR RIDICULOUS POSES AND FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND HAIRDOOS. THEY ARE JUST BEING NAKED NATURALLY FOR OUR VIEWING ENJOYMENT - NO BULL SHIT EMBELLISHMENTS. NO DUMBFUCK PORN DIRECTOR TELLING THEM HOW TO LOOK.

I HAVE LINKS TO SITES WHERE YOU HAVE TO BE A MEMBER TO SEE THEIR PICTURES. HOLDING YOUR MEMBER IN YOUR HAND IS NOT ENOUGH. I ALSO HAVE LINKS TO SITES THAT USE ADULT CHECK. YOU CAN BUY A MEMBERSHIP PRETTY CHEAP AND YOU CAN GO TO THOUSANDS OF SITES AFTER THAT. THEY CHECK TO SEE IF YOU ARE AN ADULT BEFORE THEY LET YOU IN. IN OTHER WORDS, THEY CHECK YOUR MANHOOD.

THESE MEMBERSHIP SITES ARE LISTED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE. YOU ARE PROBABLY WONDERING IF YOU CAN GET A DISCOUNT ON THEIR MEMBERSHIP FEES IF YOU ACCESS THEIR SITE THROUGH MY PORNOGRAPHY LINKS PAGE. FUCK NO! WHAT ON EARTH WOULD MAKE YOU THINK THAT? IN FACT, THEY MIGHT EVEN TRY TO CHARGE YOU EXTRA.

I HAVE A LINK TO AN ASSOCIATION OF SITES WITH NUDE PHOTOGRAPHY. GO THERE TO APPRECIATE THE ART OR GO THERE TO GET HORNY AND SUBSEQUENTLY WACK OFF TO THE PICTURES. THE NUDE PHOTOGRAPHY INDUSTRY TRIES TO DIFFERIENTATE ITSELF FROM THE PORN INDUSTRY. BUT THEY BOTH SHOW NAKED WOMEN AND THAT IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE. TO ME PORN IS NAKED WOMEN. SO THAT IS WHY I PUT THIS LINK ON MY PORNOGRAPHY LINKS PAGE. IF ANYONE HAS A PROBLEM WITH THAT, TELL THEM TO TAKE IT UP WITH ME. JUST DON'T GIVE THEM MY RIGHT E-MAIL ADDRESS.

I ALSO HAVE THE LINK THAT YOU INFORMATION HUNGRY PEEPLE WANT. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD, BUT WATCHING THE NEWS ON TV IS TOO FUCKIN BORING. WELL I FOUND A SITE TO ALLEVIATE YOUR SUFFERING. THERE IS A NEWS PROGRAM CALLED THE NAKED NEWS. WHERE NUDE WOMEN PRESENT THE NEWS. THE WOMEN ARE CLASSY AND THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING. VICTORIA SINCLAIR, THE NEWS ANCHOR, IS ESPECIALLY GOOD LOOKING. I GET SO HORNY WHEN SHE TELLS ME WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD. MY WORLD IS SPINNING LIKE A MOTHER FUCKER. THE SPORTS BABE, DEVON CALWELL, REALLY ROCKS MY WORLD. SHE IS STUNNING. SHE TAKES OVER FOR THE VERY PREGNANT HOLLY WESTON WHO WENT ON MATERNITY LEAVE SO THAT SHE DOESN'T POP OUT THE BABY WHILE SHE DOES HER NEWS BROADCAST.

I NEVER WACKED OFF TO A NEWS SHOW BEFORE, BUT NOW I DO IT REGULARLY. THE NAKED NEWS ALSO HAS A VERSION WITH NUDE MALES PRESENTING THE NEWS. IF YOU ARE A WOMAN OR A FAG, THEN CHECK THAT VERSION OUT TO GET YOUR DAILY NEWS.

ON TOP OF THAT, I HAVE A LINK TO A SITE THAT LISTS AND RANKS SITES THAT HAVE WOMEN WITH THEIR OWN SEXY WEBCAMS. YOU CAN WATCH WOMEN FINGERING THEMSELVES WITH THEIR ASSES UP IN THE AIR. AINT I A NICE GUY?

I HOPE YOU LIKE MY LINKS, BUT I WILL GET BY JUST FINE IF YOU DON'T. I HAVE SELF ESTEEM. I BOUGHT IT THROUGH THE MAIL IN THIS THREE TAPE SET FOR $49.95 A FEW YEARS BACK.

I MADE THIS PAGE PINK SINCE I KNOW THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE SEARCHING FOR. DON'T TELL ME THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU.


ADULT SITES

TOPCAMS.COM — WEBCAM GIRLS. SEE WOMEN EXPOSING THEIR VAGINAS ON CAMERA.

SWINGERS 100 — REVOLVING LIST OF SWINGER SITES

PERSONALS 100 — "100 BEST PERSONAL AD SITES FOR ADULTS"

AMATEUR INDEX — MANY DIFFERENT AMATEUR BABES. YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIND A FEW GOOD SITES TO GET YOU HORNY.

PICPOST — FREE PICTURES DAILY

HAIRYVIDEOS.COM — THIS SITE HAS MANY VIDEOS FOR SALE OF WOMEN WITH HAIRY AMPITS OR UNSHAVEN PUSSIES. WACK OFF WHILE VIEWING NATURAL WOMEN.

LINK O RAMA — THE GREENGUY; GREEN MEANS HORNY.


I AM REDOING THE PAGE BECAUSE THE LINKS ARE OUT OF DATE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENDED TO ADULTCHECK EITHER.


MEMBERSHIP SITES

CJ's WINDOW — CJ IS GORGEOUS. SHE JUST MELTS ME WITH HER SMILE. GO TO HER WEBSITE AND BE OVERWHELMED BY HER BEAUTY. THIS IS A MEMBERSHIP SITE. SHE AINT GONNA SHARE HER BEAUTY FOR FREE. NOT UNLESS YOU GOT A REALLY BIG DICK.

FURRY GIRL — NICE YOUNG HAIRY BRUNETTE SHOWS US HER BODY. SHE'S A REAL CUTIE. THE SITE RELIES ON JAVA SCRIPT.

NAKED NEWS — NEWS PRESENTED THE WAY IT SHOULD BE - BY NAKED WOMEN. CHECK OUT CLASSY NEWS ANCHOR VICTORIA SINCLAIR. I SAID DO IT.

I SHOT MYSELF — WOMEN PHOTOGRAPH THEMSELVES BARE.

PEEPHOLECAM — HIDDEN CAMERAS CAPTURE IMAGES OF WOMEN UNDRESSED AND SOMETIMES FUCKING AND SUCKING (NOT ON LOLLIPOPS).

KRYSTALS WET SPOT — FEMALE EJACULATION PICTURES OF KRYSTAL. IF SHE LEAVES THE CUM ON HER BODY FOR TOO LONG, THEN IT WILL KRYSTALIZE. HA HA HA HA HA!

HAIRY GIRLS AMATEUR PAGE — HAIRY WOMEN WITH HAIRY PUSSIES. THAT'S THE WAY PUSSIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE.

DOMAI — NEWSLETTER FEATURING BEAUTIFUL NATURAL WOMEN NAKED. NO PORN STAR LOOKALIKES HERE.

HAIRY.ORG — ONLINE MAGAZINE FOR HAIRY, HIRSUTE WOMEN. TEENS AND OLDER WOMEN THAT HAVE HAIRY PUSSIES AND ARMPITS. GO THERE AND LOOK AT NATURAL, UNSHAVEN WOMEN.

MIRAGE OASIS — OASIS AND OTHER PARTYING AMATEURS. OASIS LOVES TO DO PUBLIC FLASHING. SHE LOVES GIVING BLOWJOBS TO HORNY MEN.

PLAYBOY.COM — HOME OF PLAYBOY MAGAZINE. NAKED WOMEN, ARTICLES, AND NAKED WOMEN. PLAYBOY ONLINE HAS A FREE SECTION AND A MEMBERS SECTION.

LOVELOUNGE — SITE FEATURING UK SWINGERS AND EXHIBITIONISTS.

PETITE TINA — THIS SITE FEATURES A NICE LOOKING PETITE YOUNG LADY. SHE HAS MANY SAMPLE TEASER PICTURES. I WOULD LIKE TO STICK MY PETITE DICK INSIDE OF HER.

AHREN'S PHOTOGRAPHY — FINE ART NUDE IMAGES OF NAKED WOMEN.

ATK NATURAL AND HAIRY — YOUNG NATURAL WOMEN WITH HAIRY PUSSIES AND NATURAL BREASTS. THAT SOUNDS MOUTH-WATERING TO ME.

THE FREE VOYEUR WEB AMATEUR PHOTO SECTION — PICTURES OF NUDE WOMAN SENT IN BY WEBSITE VISITORS.

ALL THE PITS, ALL THE TIME — PICTURES AND MORE OF WOMEN WITH HAIRY ARMPITS. REFERENCES TO WOMEN IN ENTERTAINMENT AND SPORTS WITH BEAUTIFUL FUR UNDER THEIR PITS.

SNEAKYPEEKERS.COM — HIDDEN CAMERA VIDEOS OF WOMEN NAKED. THEY HAVE SEVERAL PICTURE SAMPLES FOR EACH VIDEO. VIDEOS INCLUDE LADIES LOCKER ROOM PEEP, HOTEL ROOM PEEP, UPSKIRTS AND MORE.

HOME GROWN VIDEO — HOME OF HORNY AMATEUR MOVIES SENT IN BY ORDINARY PEEPLE. NOT MUCH PORN STAR FAKERY LIKE IN OTHER HORNY MOVIES.

SWING DIRECT — A SWINGER SITE. HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S WIFE OR HUSBAND.

STOLENPHOTO.COM — STOLEN PICTURES OF NAKED WOMEN PUT ON THE INTERNET




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