DR SIMMONS SINGS KAROKE PAGE
WELCOME TO MY KAROKE PAGE. I'M ONE OF THOSE FOOLS THAT GOES TO CLUBS AND GETS DRUNK ON A LOT OF BEERS AND THEN SINGS SONGS WHILE SOME DJ PLAYS THE MUSIC TO THE SONGS. THAT IS THE ESSENCE OF KARAOKE. KARAOKE IS SOMETIMES SPELLED KAROKE AND MAY BE SPELLED CARRYOAKIE IF THE PERSON IS REAL DRUNK OR A MORON.
THOSE OF YOU WHO MAY NOT KNOW ME ARE PROBABLY WONDERING IF I AM A PROFESSIONAL SINGER. NOT REALLY. I AM CLOSER TO BEING A PROFESSIONAL DRINKER. I DRINK BEERS UNTIL I AM DRUNK AS SHIT SO THAT I HAVE THE COURAGE TO SING IN FRONT OF OTHER DRUNKS AT THE BARS.
BELOW I HAVE RECORDINGS OF MYSELF SINGING KARAOKE STYLE. I DON'T HAVE THE MUSIC TO THE SONGS, SO WE ARE ROUGHING IT. JUST PRETEND IN YOUR HEAD WHAT IT WOULD SOUND LIKE IF THE MUSIC WAS PLAYING TOO. MOST OF THE SONGS ARE FROM THE SEVENTIES AND EARLY EIGHTIES BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE MODERN MUSIC. I SING WHAT I LIKE.
I SING SOME LOVE SONGS HERE. THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I AM A PUSSY. YOU CAN PLAY ME SINGING THEM IN THE BACKGROUND WHEN YOU YOU ARE FUCKING YOUR WOMAN. THAT WOULD BE SO ROMANTIC.
IF THE THOUGHT OF HEARING ME SING SCARES THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF YOU, THEN RUN NOW. OTHERWISE, GRAB A SIX-PACK OF BEERS AND AND LISTEN TO MY WONDERFUL SOUND CLIPS. FOLLOW THE LINK BELOW TO THE SONG CLIPS.
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