DR SIMMONS KAROKE # 01
HERE IS MY FIRST LIST OF SONGS THAT I SING KAROKE (OR KARAOKE FOR YOU PROPER SPELLERS). PLEASE DON'T BOO OR HISS IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM. I DID THE BEST THAT I COULD GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES. (BAD VOICE, TONE DEAF, DRUNK AS HELL MOST OF THE TIME, ETC)
I SING I AM WOMAN BY HELEN REDDY EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT A WOMAN. I WAS REALLY REALLY DRUNK THAT NIGHT. I ALSO SING SOME MORE MANLY SONGS LIKE MACHO MAN BY THE VILLAGE PEOPLE. I GUESS THAT BALANCES THINGS OUT. I CERTAINLY HOPE IT DOES.
SOME OF THE SONGS ARE RECORDED LOUDER THAN OTHERS. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. I AINT NO MUSIC PRODUCER.
I ALSO HAD A PROBLEM CONVERTING THE SONGS TO mp3 FORMAT FROM wav FORMAT USING MICROSOFT WINDOW'S SOUND RECORDER. WHEN I TRIED TO PLAY THE SONG CLIPS IN SOME WEB BROWSERS, IT JUST SHOWED THE CODE OF THE FILES AND DIDN'T PLAY SHIT. FUCK MICROSOFT!
I HAD THOSE PAGES DELINKED FOR MORE THAN A YEAR. NOW I RENAMED THE FILES BACK TO wav FROM mp3 BECAUSE THEY PLAY BETTER THAT WAY AND I'M NOT SURE THAT EVIL MICROSOFT'S PROGRAM ACTUALLY CONVERTED THE FILES TO mp3. I HOPE I DON'T GET IN TROUBLE WITH THE FILE EXTENSION POLICE. IF THE SONG CLIPS DON'T PLAY WHEN YOU CLICK ON THEIR LINKS, THEN DON'T LISTEN TO THEM. SONGS
LOVE IS ALL AROUND (MARY TYLER MOORE SHOW THEME SONG) by SONNY CURTIS — I THINK HE HAD A MAJOR CRUSH ON MARY TYLER MOORE. WHO KNOWS? MAYBE HE EVEN GOT SOME FROM HER.
MACHO MAN by THE VILLAGE PEOPLE — THEY ARE A GROUP OF VERY MACHO MEN. THEY JUST DRESS FUNNY.
I AM WOMAN by HELEN REDDY — SHE IS WOMAN. I AM NOT.
MR ROBOTO by STYX — STYX AND STONES MAY BREAK YOUR BONES, BUT MY SINGING IS PROBABLY DRIVING YOU FUCKIN INSANE.
RHINESTONE COWBOY by GLEN CAMPBELL — I REMEMBER SEEING GLEN CAMPBELL ON TELEVISION TALKING ABOUT BEING HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN SLOP. I DON'T REMEMBER THE CONTEXT OF THE QUOTE, BUT HIS USE OF THIS ANALOGY DEFINITELY PUTS HIM INTO THE REDNECK CAMP.
LOVING YOU by MINNIE RIPPERTON — I WOULD HAVE WRITTEN THE SONG AS "LOVING YOU IS EASY BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS PUT OUT."
BRICK IN THE WALL by PINK FLOYD — THIS IS A GROUP THAT GETS PISSED OFF BY HOMEWORK. I'LL BET OVER HALF OF YOU ARE HIGH WHEN YOU LISTEN TO THEM. DON'T EVEN TRY TO DENY IT.
YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME by BON JOVI — THIS IS SIMILIAR TO MY SITUATION IN THAT I GIVE SEX A BAD NAME. WOMEN HAVE CALLED ME A LOT OF HURTFUL BAD NAMES BECAUSE OF THAT.
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